{"id":14369,"date":"2023-12-12T14:26:32","date_gmt":"2023-12-12T13:26:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/?post_type=video&#038;p=14369"},"modified":"2023-12-13T16:14:34","modified_gmt":"2023-12-13T15:14:34","slug":"polibte-si-preference-59","status":"publish","type":"video","link":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/video\/polibte-si-preference-59\/","title":{"rendered":"Polibte si preference 12.12.2023"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0160\u00e9f \u0161kolsk\u00fdch odbor\u016f prohl\u00e1sil, \u017ee pokud u\u010ditel\u00e9 nedostanou od vl\u00e1dy to, za co st\u00e1vkovali v listopadu, mohli by po vzoru l\u00e9ka\u0159\u016f p\u0159itvrdit a d\u011btem nerozdat v pololet\u00ed vysv\u011bd\u010den\u00ed&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":14443,"template":"","categories":[177,173],"porad":[235],"region":[],"kategorie":[],"class_list":["post-14369","video","type-video","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zajimavosti","category-ze-spolecnosti","porad-polibte-si-preference"],"acf":[],"meta_box":{"nbla_idec":"A2302861","nbla_title":"Polibte si preference","nbla_subtitle":"","nbla_summary":"Aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed ud\u00e1losti glosovan\u00e9 neskute\u010dnou Zuzanou Bub\u00edlkovou. Bez cenzury, s nads\u00e1zkou a typick\u00fdm, n\u011bkdy i nekorektn\u00edm vlastn\u00edm humorem.","nbla_description":"","nbla_transcription":"I dnes v\u00e1s v\u00edt\u00e1m u satirick\u00e9ho po\u0159adu Polivte si preference, ve kter\u00e9m satiricky glosujeme uplynule d\u011bn\u00ed. \u0160\u00e9f \u0161kolsk\u00fdch odboru Dob\u0159\u00edk prohl\u00e1sil, \u017ee pokud u\u010ditele nedostanou od vl\u00e1dy to, za co st\u00e1vkovali v listopadu, mohli by po vzoru l\u00e9ka\u0159\u016f p\u0159itvrdit a d\u011btem nerozdat v pololet\u00ed vysv\u011bt\u0161en\u00ed. No to je vyhro\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed, jak v dom\u00e1cnostech. Pokud si neoprav\u00ed\u0161 tu p\u011btku t\u00fddene, p\u016fjde\u0161 ven. No to je blbost, proto\u017ee to u\u017e sou\u010dasnosti by bylo pro d\u011bti po\u0159\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed. Mohli by sed\u011bt u po\u010d\u00edta\u010de a hr\u00e1t videohry, \u017ee jo? Ne, ne, ne, jinak, jo? Pokud si neoprav\u00ed\u0161 p\u011btku, tak ti na m\u011bs\u00edc zabavuj\u00ed po\u010d\u00edta\u0159 a mobil, to, to je ono, jo? Anebo pokud nevyhod\u00ed\u0161 tu novou sekret\u00e1\u0159ku, tak budu jinad\u00e1le sp\u00e1t s Karlem, jo? J\u00e1 teda jsem u\u010ditel\u016fm fandila v t\u00e9 stavce, ale tohle, tohle u\u017e je tro\u0161ku bych \u0159ekla p\u0159e\u0161\u0165\u00e1ru, jo? Zrovna te\u010f, kdy\u017e cel\u00e1 na\u0161e ekonomika je v \u0159ice. J\u00e1 nemysl\u00edm tu \u0159itku, kde bydl\u00ed Helenka Vondr\u00e1\u010dkov\u00e1, tam je p\u011bkn\u011b, mysl\u00edm takovou tu obravdu norm\u00e1ln\u00ed, jo? Zab\u00fdval ho re\u017eimu, kdy\u017e cht\u011bl n\u011bjak\u00fd p\u0159ehl\u00ed\u017een\u00fd neschopa na sebe upozornit, tak vlezl do strany a pak se vy\u0161plhal po vzoru Lenina na rysy, jo? Te\u010fka vleze do odboru a po\u0159\u00e1d\u00e1 st\u00e1vky. L\u00e9ka\u0159i necht\u011bj\u00ed jen zv\u00fd\u0161en\u00ed z\u00e1kladn\u00edch plat\u016f a m\u00e9n\u011b p\u0159e\u0161\u0165as\u016f, ale i do\u017eivotn\u00ed rentu za po\u010det odpracovan\u00fdch sm\u011bn. A co kvalita odveden\u00e9 pr\u00e1ce, ta se bude tak\u00e9 zohled\u0148ovat, snad mi nechcete \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee v\u0161ichni l\u00e9ka\u0159i jsou dokonali profici, jako doktor House, jo? Zase na druh\u00e9 stran\u011b, jo, kdy\u017e m\u016f\u017ee br\u00e1t 100 tis\u00edcovou do\u017eivotn\u00ed rentu b\u00fdval\u00fd eurokomis\u00e1\u0159 Spidla za to, \u017ee \u0161pidlal z Bruselu a p\u0159e\u017evikoval sv\u00e9 fr\u00e1zy, jo, bez jak\u00fdkoliv zodpov\u011bdnosti, tak na druh\u00e9 stran\u011b l\u00e9ka\u0159i za svou zodpov\u011bdnost by si tu rentu zaslou\u017eili. O m\u00edsta na kandid\u00e1tku do europarlamentu prob\u00edh\u00e1 tvrd\u00fd boj. A j\u00e1 se ani nediv\u00edm, proto\u017ee j\u00e1 jsem si na\u0161la, europoslanci maj\u00ed plat kolem 200 tis\u00edc m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u011b. Krom\u011b toho maj\u00ed n\u00e1rok na v\u0161echny mo\u017en\u00e9 n\u00e1hrady ve v\u00fd\u0161i dal\u0161\u00edch 200 tis\u00edc korun m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u011b. A \u010dist\u00e9ho to se nezda\u0148uje. A bomba na z\u00e1v\u011br, po dovr\u0161en\u00ed 63 let maj\u00ed n\u00e1rok na speci\u00e1ln\u00ed starobn\u00ed d\u016fchod. No, 63 let, to j\u00e1 by je teda poslala je\u0161t\u011b d\u0159\u00edv. Oni si to v\u00e1\u017een\u00ed zaslou\u017e\u00ed. V\u00edte, co to d\u00e1 pr\u00e1ce? Myslet t\u0159eba to, \u017ee u z\u00e1v\u011bry na pedlahv\u00edch nebudou padat na zem, ale budou p\u0159iv\u00e1zan\u00e9 a budou v\u00e1m padat nano zanav\u00ed\u010dka. No, nebo takov\u00e9, \u017ee pomaz\u00e1nkov\u00e9 m\u00e1slo se nesm\u00ed jmenovat pomaz\u00e1nkov\u00e9 m\u00e1slo, proto\u017ee neobsahuje 80 % mle\u010dn\u00e9ho tuku. Mimochodem, jako anglicky se \u0159ekne mot\u00fdr butterfly, a ten taky neobsahuje 80 % mle\u010dn\u00e9ho tuku. Anebo takov\u00e1 Madame Butterfly, nem\u011bla by se jmenovat Madame P\u0159el\u00e9tava, proto\u017ee taky teda 80 % mle\u010dn\u00e9ho tuku neobsahuje. Teda j\u00e1 nev\u00edm, ale j\u00e1 u\u017e jenom \u010dek\u00e1m, kdy n\u011bjak\u00fd mudrland v europarlamentu p\u0159ijde na to, \u017ee oteplov\u00e1n\u00ed planety zp\u016fsobuj\u00ed biopliny, tak\u017ee zavedou pov\u00eddn\u00e9 p\u0161oukac\u00ed povolenky pro ob\u010dany Evropsk\u00e9 unie. A kdo p\u0159ekro\u010d\u00ed povolen\u00fd limit, bude platit pokutu. No, to si 400 tis\u00edc rozhodn\u011b teda zaslou\u017e\u00ed m\u011bsi\u010dn\u011b, no. U\u017e ch\u00e1pete, pro\u010d b\u00fdval\u00e1 ne\u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00e1 kandid\u00e1tka na prezidentku, pan\u00ed Nerudov\u00e1, odm\u00edtla j\u00edt do Sen\u00e1tu a rovnou si to chce \u0161tr\u00e1dovat do Bruselu? No, tam bude m\u00edt t\u0159ikr\u00e1t tolik a je\u0161t\u011b na n\u00ed nebude tak vid\u011bt, no. A u\u017e ch\u00e1pete, pro\u010d Vondra tak z\u00fa\u0159\u00ed, kdy\u017e zjistil, \u017ee vlastn\u011b Kalousek by ho v preferenc\u00edch p\u0159edb\u011bhl? No, to se mu norm\u00e1ln\u011b k\u0159iv\u00fd pusa v\u00edc ne\u017e obvykle. Opozice vyvolala u\u017e po druh\u00e9 mimo\u0159\u00e1dnou schuzy k cen\u00e1m energie. Op\u011bt neprosadila jedin\u00fd n\u00e1vrh za stropov\u00e1n\u00ed cen. No, tak\u017ee ji nad\u00e1le plat\u00ed. Fiala nakupuje v N\u011bmecku levnou Nutellu, Scholz u n\u00e1s nakupuje levnou energii. Pra\u017ean\u00e9 si st\u011b\u017eovaly na zasn\u011b\u017een\u00e9 chodniky, kter\u00e9 nikdo neukl\u00edzel. Ale kdyby jenom Pra\u017ean\u00e9, j\u00e1 jsem v t\u00e9 dob\u011b m\u011bla n\u011bkolik adventn\u00edch vystoupen\u00ed v N\u00e1chod\u011b, jo, na N\u00e1chodsku. A v N\u00e1chod\u011b jsem spala a m\u011b to tam zastihlo, to nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed sn\u011b\u017een\u00ed. No a tak, co jsem m\u011bla dopoledne d\u011blat, adventn\u00ed koncert byla zodpoledne, jo, tak jsem \u0161la do posilovny. No tak \u0161la, ono to ani nejde \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee \u0161la, jo, j\u00e1 jsem se pl\u00ed\u017eila, asi jako kdy\u017e v\u00e1m doktor na ka\u0161el p\u0159edep\u00ed\u0161e proj\u00edmadlo, ono to sice na ka\u0161el nepom\u016f\u017ee, ale vy se boj\u00edte zaka\u0161lat a ud\u011blat v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed krok, jo. A v tomto st\u00e1diu jsem oslovila takov\u00e9ho mlad\u00e9ho kluka a po\u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, pros\u00edm v\u00e1s, kde je tady posilovna? Ten \u00fapln\u011b sd\u011b\u0161en\u011b se na m\u011b kouknul a pov\u00eddal, no, tam za rohem v obchod\u011b, jako j\u00e1 tam d\u011bl\u00e1m tren\u00e9ra. Vy jste ta nov\u00e1 ukl\u00edze\u010dka? No a j\u00e1 jsem si na\u0161la, jak to vlastn\u011b s chodn\u00edky je. Tak kdy jsi ukl\u00edzel vlastn\u00edk p\u0159\u00edlehle nemovitosti, chodn\u00edk, jo, te\u010f je to ka\u017ed\u00fd kousek jinak, za ka\u017ed\u00fd kousek zodpov\u00edd\u00e1 n\u011bkdo jin\u00fd. A v z\u00e1kon\u011b je n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed v\u011bta, \u017ee vlastn\u00edk chodn\u00edku nen\u00ed povinen ukl\u00edzet ho cel\u00fd. A chodec, kter\u00fd nebere v potaz jeho stav, v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b \u00farazu na od\u0161kodn\u011bn\u00ed nem\u00e1 n\u00e1rok. Tak\u017ee v\u00e1\u017een\u00ed, kdy\u017e spadnete na neposypan\u00e9m chodn\u00edku a n\u011bco si t\u0159eba zlom\u00edte, tak ne, \u017ee doktorovi na ot\u00e1zku, co se v\u00e1m stalo, \u0159eknete, \u017ee jste spadl na neposypan\u00e9m chodn\u00edku. Naopak, vy mus\u00edte \u0159\u00edct, j\u00e1 v\u016fl jsem nep\u0159izp\u016fsobil svou ch\u016fzi, stavu a povaze chodn\u00edku. A ne, \u017ee v\u00e1s napadne \u0159\u00e1dat n\u011bjak\u00e9 od\u0161kodn\u011bn\u00ed nebo n\u011bco, jo. Proto\u017ee ka\u017ed\u00fd trochu lep\u0161\u00ed pr\u00e1vn\u00edk v\u00e1m dok\u00e1\u017ee, \u017ee ten chodn\u00edk nemusel b\u00fdt ukl\u00edzen\u00fd. Vy jste se m\u011bli jemu p\u0159izp\u016fsobit, proto\u017ee jedin\u00fd, kdo za \u00faklid chodn\u00edku zodpov\u00edd\u00e1, je slun\u00ed\u010dko. Tak se m\u011bjte a z\u00edtra u po\u0159adu polijte si preference. 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