{"id":14358,"date":"2023-12-09T12:50:53","date_gmt":"2023-12-09T11:50:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/?post_type=video&#038;p=14358"},"modified":"2023-12-12T19:22:30","modified_gmt":"2023-12-12T18:22:30","slug":"polibte-si-preference-54","status":"publish","type":"video","link":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/video\/polibte-si-preference-54\/","title":{"rendered":"Polibte si preference 9.12.2023"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ex poslanec TOP 09 Dominik Feri dostal 3 roky natvrdo za sv\u00e9 n\u00e1siln\u00e9 sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed chov\u00e1n\u00ed. 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No tak Ferry byl nejmlad\u0161\u00ed a nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed hv\u011bzda top 09, no stouplo mu to do hlavy a pak se to sesulo i o n\u011bco n\u00ed\u017e. Ale j\u00e1 se na to chci pod\u00edvat trochu jinak. J\u00e1 jsem kdy\u017esi v divadle Ji\u0159\u00edho Grossmana zpov\u00eddala prvn\u00edho \u010desk\u00e9ho sexuologa doktora Plz\u00e1ka, kter\u00fd sex otabu\u00edzoval a p\u0159ibli\u017eil ho lidem a mluvil o n\u011bm jako o den\u00edm chlebu. A zeptala jsem se, jak to m\u00e1 on ze sexem. On pov\u00edd\u00e1 ohromn\u011b to, co j\u00e1 dok\u00e1\u017ei sl\u00edbit, \u017ee n\u00e1m to ani 10 chlab\u016f nedok\u00e1\u017ee splnit. Neznal Ferry ho, ten by to splnil. No tady bohu\u017eel Dominic si z\u0159ejm\u011b spletl dobrovoln\u00e9 obou stran\u00e9 vzplanut\u00ed zlovy lan\u00ed v l\u00e1nsk\u00e9 obo\u0159e za kancle\u0159e Min\u00e1\u0159e. Sne\u017e se te\u010f tro\u0161ku drsn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed vtip, j\u00e1 jsem minul\u00fd t\u00fdden jezdila s Milanem Pitkinem, s t\u00edm koktaj\u00edc\u00edm humoristou od ml\u00e1dka z Tundr Country Show. Ten tam \u0159\u00edkal vtip, kter\u00fd by se tady stra\u0161n\u011b hodil, ale je drsn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, tak\u017ee pokud ho nesnesete, stlumte si zvuk na chv\u00edli. Do cel\u00fd p\u0159ijde nov\u00fd v\u011bze\u0148 a v\u011bzni se optaj\u00ed, m\u00e1\u0161 r\u00e1d tenis? No jasn\u011b, tak to se ti budou l\u00edbit pond\u011blky, proto\u017ee v pond\u011bli tady hrajeme tenis. A co basketbal? M\u00e1\u0161 r\u00e1d? No je\u017ei\u0161, j\u00e1 miluji basketbal, tak to se ti budou l\u00edbit i \u00faterky, proto\u017ee hrajeme basketbal. Co fotbal? No fotbal jsem hr\u00e1l za \u017e\u00e1ky. No tak to se ti budou l\u00edbit i st\u0159edy. A se\u0161 na chlapi? Ne, to teda jako nejsem, tak \u010dtvrtky se ti l\u00edbit nebudou. Slovensk\u00e1 ministrin\u011b kultury za slovenskou n\u00e1rodn\u00ed stranu Martina \u0160imkovi\u010dov\u00e1 napsala dopis \u010desk\u00e9mu ministru Baxovi, za kter\u00fd si zaslou\u017eila v\u00fdsm\u011bh, p\u0159izp\u016fsobila si v\u00fdklad \u010deskoslovensk\u00fdch d\u011bj\u00edn sv\u00e9mu vlastenectv\u00ed. Masaryk se podle n\u00ed narodil uprost\u0159ed na\u0161ich n\u00e1rod\u016f v Hodon\u00edn\u011b. A to je teda p\u011bkn\u00e1 blbina, proto\u017ee n\u00e1rod je z definice spole\u010denstv\u00ed lid\u00ed, kter\u00e9 spojuj\u00ed \u00fazemn\u00ed zvyky, n\u00e1bo\u017eenstv\u00ed, \u0159e\u010d, kultura a tak d\u00e1le. Jak m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt Hodon\u00edn m\u00edsto uprost\u0159ed na\u0161ich n\u00e1rod\u016f? To je opravdu uvaha blond\u00fdny, kter\u00e1 p\u0159i\u0161la na policejn\u00ed stajnici a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, j\u00e1 jsem vid\u011bla, jak mi p\u0159ed obchodn\u00edm domem ukradly auto, tak\u017ee vy jste vid\u011bla toho zlod\u011bje. No to jsem nevid\u011bla, ale stihla jsem si zapsat st\u00e1tn\u00ed pozn\u00e1va\u010dn\u00ed zna\u010dku sv\u00e9ho auta. Prvn\u00ed \u010ceskoslovenskou republiku pan\u00ed \u0160imkovi\u010dov\u00e1 p\u00ed\u0161e s poml\u010dkou \u010ceskoslovenskou. A tady bych se i cht\u011bla zastat, proto\u017ee j\u00e1 jsem d\u011blala vlastn\u011b p\u0159\u00edm\u00fd p\u0159enos z t\u00e9 poml\u010dkov\u00e9 v\u00e1lky, kdy\u017e se ve feder\u00e1ln\u00edm schrom\u00e1\u017eden\u00ed h\u00e1dali o to, jak m\u00e1 b\u00fdt spr\u00e1vn\u011b ps\u00e1n n\u00e1zev republiky, proto\u017ee Slovensko u\u017e v n\u00e1zvu se cht\u011blo zviditelnit, tak\u017ee se navrhla poml\u010dka mezi \u010cesko, Slovensko a to se jich p\u0159ijalo. A j\u00e1 jsem tehdy d\u011blala zastupky n\u00ed\u017e\u0161e v redaktora ve slovensk\u00e9 televizi v Bratislav\u011b a Slovensk\u00e1 n\u00e1rodn\u00ed strana v\u010dele s Moricem mi tehdy vyt\u00fdkali, \u017ee na\u0161i moder\u00e1to\u0159i to nep\u00ed\u0161\u00ed spr\u00e1vn\u011b ne\u010dtou, \u017ee ta poml\u010dka nen\u00ed dostate\u010dn\u011b dlouh\u00e1. Tak\u017ee jsem vydala p\u0159\u00edkaz, \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00fd moder\u00e1tor mus\u00ed mezi \u010cesko, Slovensko ud\u011blat dvou vte\u0159inovou pauzu. Vypadalo to, \u017ee v\u0161ichni na\u0161i moder\u00e1to\u0159i maj\u00ed \u0161kytavku, ale Slovensk\u00e1 n\u00e1rodn\u00ed strana byla spokojen\u00e1. Tak\u017ee j\u00e1 bych pan\u00ed \u0160imkovicovou zase a\u017e tak jako neodsuzovala, proto\u017ee ona je ob\u011bt\u00ed Slovensk\u00e9 n\u00e1rodn\u00ed strany. Kdy\u017e to sly\u0161\u00edte, tak se to na v\u00e1s jako sesype a p\u0159ijmete tuto teorii. Te\u010f u\u017e tam nen\u00ed Moric, ale j\u00e1 si pamatuju na Morice a mo\u017en\u00e1 si vzpomenete i vy. To byl ten politik, kter\u00fd tvrdil, \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00e1 slovensk\u00e1 krava, kter\u00e1 se narod\u00ed na Slovensku, mus\u00ed se vykrmit na Slovensku, podojit na Slovensku, aj na Slovensku zjest a nije vyv\u011bzt do \u010cesk\u00e9 republiky. Tak\u017ee bu\u010fme r\u00e1di, \u017ee nenapsala pan\u00ed \u0160imkovicov\u00e1, \u017ee Brno sice od jak \u017eiv\u00e1 bylo predmest\u00edm Bratislavy, ale \u017ee to Slov\u00e1ci vym\u011bnili za to, \u017ee jim nikdy na Slovensko zp\u011bt nepo\u0161leme babi\u0161a. V p\u0159edlic\u00edch \u0161lapou prostitutky. Svobodn\u00e9 matky, nezam\u011bstnan\u00e9, nedostudovan\u00e9, nezletil\u00e9 a jejich odborov\u00e1 organizace Ro\u017esko\u017e bez rizika jim tuhle t\u011b\u017ekou pr\u00e1ci uleh\u010duje t\u00edm, \u017ee jim nachodn\u00edk nos\u00ed su\u0161enky a tepl\u00fd \u010daj. Na co to je? M\u00e1me litovat nebo uspo\u0159\u00e1dat sb\u00edrku na zast\u0159e\u0161en\u00ed p\u0159edlic, aby tam prostitutky mohly \u0161lapat v teplej v zim\u011b nebo jako co? No, jsou to chud\u011bry, na pr\u00e1ci mozkem nemaj\u00ed a rukama se jim pracovat nechce, tak pracuj\u00ed t\u00edm, co jim nad\u011blila p\u0159\u00edroda. Jak sami \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed, berou za to od kamionist\u016f 700 nezdan\u011bn\u00fdch. J\u00e1 si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee to je fakt diskriminace, \u017ee by se m\u011bly z\u00fa\u010dastnit proti vl\u00e1dn\u00edch demonstrac\u00ed. T\u0159eba Jure\u010dka zase vezme n\u011bco od \u00fachodc\u016fm a d\u00e1 to t\u011bmto kn\u011b\u017ek\u00e1m l\u00e1sky, aby se d\u00e1le rozmno\u017eovaly. A\u017e 80% lid\u00ed trp\u00ed chr\u00e1p\u00e1n\u00edm a vym\u00fd\u0161lej\u00ed se r\u016fzn\u00e9 v\u011bci na to, jak to chr\u00e1p\u00e1n\u00ed potla\u010dit. V\u00e1\u017een\u00ed to nejde. J\u00e1 m\u00e1m s chr\u00e1p\u00e1n\u00edm velk\u00e9 zku\u0161enosti. P\u0159edstavte si, \u017ee m\u016fj vnuk, kter\u00e9mu je te\u010f 2,5 roku, od 6 m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f chr\u00e1pe, ale jak star\u00fd chlap. No neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00fd. J\u00e1 jsem ho jednou vzala na proch\u00e1zku, on mi v ko\u010d\u00e1\u0159e usnul a z toho ko\u010d\u00e1ru se oz\u00fdvalo. Te\u010f lidi chodili kolem a kdy\u017e to usly\u0161eli, tak se tak jako zarazili, \u00fapln\u011b se jim zm\u011bnil v\u00fdraz. Koukli do toho ko\u010d\u00e1ru a za\u010dali se v\u0161ichni stra\u0161n\u011b sm\u00e1t. Te\u010f se synovi narodila moje vnu\u010dka, m\u00e1 5 m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f. \u0158eknu v\u00e1m, jestli v \u0161esti za\u010dne chr\u00e1pat i ona, tak m\u00e1m obavy o z\u00e1klady jejich domu. V ka\u017ed\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b, v\u00edte, kdo je ob\u011bti chr\u00e1p\u00e1n\u00ed? V\u00e1clav Klaus Mlad\u0161\u00ed, ten se n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t rozvedl a ta posledn\u00ed man\u017eelka se s n\u00edm rozvedla pr\u00e1v\u011b kv\u016fli chr\u00e1p\u00e1n\u00ed. Zjistila, \u017ee ka\u017edou chv\u00edli chr\u00e1pe s n\u011bjakou jinou. Tak se m\u011bjte a z\u00edtra zase upo\u0159adu polijte si preference. 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