{"id":13879,"date":"2023-11-20T13:50:33","date_gmt":"2023-11-20T12:50:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/?post_type=video&#038;p=13879"},"modified":"2023-11-21T18:56:34","modified_gmt":"2023-11-21T17:56:34","slug":"polibte-si-preference-41","status":"publish","type":"video","link":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/video\/polibte-si-preference-41\/","title":{"rendered":"Polibte si preference 20. 11. 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kandid\u00e1t na prezidenta a poslanec za SPD Jaroslav Ba\u0161ta je od kv\u011btna ve v\u00e1\u017en\u00e9m stavu v nemocnici. Navzdory tomu si \u00fa\u010dtuje poslaneck\u00e9 n\u00e1hrady&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":13931,"template":"","categories":[173],"porad":[235],"region":[],"kategorie":[],"class_list":["post-13879","video","type-video","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ze-spolecnosti","porad-polibte-si-preference"],"acf":[],"meta_box":{"nbla_idec":"A2302845","nbla_title":"Polibte si preference","nbla_subtitle":"","nbla_summary":"Aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed ud\u00e1losti glosovan\u00e9 neskute\u010dnou Zuzanou Bub\u00edlkovou. Bez cenzury, s nads\u00e1zkou a typick\u00fdm, n\u011bkdy i nekorektn\u00edm vlastn\u00edm humorem.","nbla_description":"","nbla_transcription":"Je pond\u011bl\u00ed a s n\u00edm op\u011bt pravideln\u00fd po\u0159\u00e1d. Polipte si preference, ve kter\u00e9m satiricky glosujeme uplynul\u00e9 d\u011bn\u00ed. Kandid\u00e1t na prezidenta a poslanec za SPD Jaroslav Ba\u0161ta je odkv\u011btna ve v\u00e1\u017en\u00e9m stavu v nemocnici. Navzdory tomu si \u00fa\u010dtuje poslaneck\u00e9 n\u00e1hrady na expert\u00edzi, na reprezentaci, telefon a dokonce na dopravu. Dokonce jsou to \u010d\u00edm d\u00e1l vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed sumy. M\u011b by opravdu zaj\u00edmalo, kdo to \u00fa\u010dtuje za n\u011bho a kdo to hlavn\u011b \u010derp\u00e1 a pro\u010d ml\u010d\u00ed nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed bojovn\u00edk proti zneu\u017e\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed jak\u00fdchkoliv n\u00e1rad, Tomeo Camura. Nebo se dr\u017e\u00ed toho, \u017ee kdy\u017e to zneu\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 \u010dlen jeho strany, tak to se nepo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1. To nen\u00ed zneu\u017e\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed, to je vyu\u017e\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed d\u00edry v z\u00e1kon\u011b. Vid\u00edm, \u017ee Tomeo je na tom, jak m\u016fj kamar\u00e1d, kter\u00fd je \u010dty\u0159ikr\u00e1t rozveden\u00fd. J\u00e1 jsem se ho minule ptala pro Boha, pro\u010d se \u010dty\u0159ikr\u00e1t rozvedl. On pov\u00edd\u00e1, no to v\u00ed\u0161, no v\u017edy za to mohou ob\u011b strany. No v m\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b man\u017eelk\u00e1 Tchyn\u011b. Zneu\u017e\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed n\u00e1hrad, poslanci a sen\u00e1tory nen\u00ed nic nov\u00e9ho. Nejde, leto d\u011blal sen\u00e1tor \u010cuba. B\u00fdval\u00fd strujce slu\u0161ovick\u00e9ho z\u00e1zraku v JZD Slu\u0161ovice. Rok a p\u016fl nechodil do sen\u00e1tu, pob\u00edral plat a d\u00e1vky ve v\u00fd\u0161i 120 tis\u00edc korun m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u011b. No vid\u00edte, a pak pr\u00fd, neexistuje perpetumobile. \u010cuba v\u0161em zk\u00e1zal, existuje ty debile, sta\u010d\u00ed, kdy\u017e se nech\u00e1\u0161 zvolit do parlamentu. Je\u0161t\u011b d\u00e1l za\u0161el premi\u00e9r Bohuslav Sobotka, kdy\u017e p\u0159iznal, z n\u00e1hrad jsem si na\u0161et\u0159il nabyt. No, co\u017e bylo jedin\u00e9, co po jeho vl\u00e1d\u011b z\u016fstalo. To je\u0161t\u011b byla mal\u00e1 domu. My jsme kdysi se \u0160imkem vymysleli takov\u00fd bonmot. B\u016fh stvo\u0159il politiky jako posledn\u00ed. Z v\u00fdsledku je jasn\u011b vid\u011bt, \u017ee mu doch\u00e1zely s\u00edly. A j\u00e1 mysl\u00edm, \u017ee Sobotka je toho jasn\u00fdm d\u016fkazem. J\u00e1 jsem nezn\u00e1m nikoho, kdo by se p\u0159iznal ke zneu\u017e\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed \u010dehokoliv. T\u0159eba n\u00e1hrad, jo? A je\u0161t\u011b se t\u00edm chlubil. \u010cesko je nemocn\u00fd mu\u017e Evropy. Je v pasti pr\u016fm\u011brnosti, napsal Denich de Welt. Tak nemocn\u00fd mu\u017e Evropy to vzniklo v 90. letech, kdy\u017e se spojovalo v\u00fdchodn\u00ed a z\u00e1padn\u00ed N\u011bmecko a m\u011bli obrovsk\u00e9 ekonomick\u00e9 probl\u00e9my. V t\u00e9 dop\u011b se o n\u00e1s \u0159\u00edkalo, \u017ee jsme ekonomick\u00fd tygre Evropy. No, vid\u00edte, jak se to zm\u011bnilo. N\u011bmecko se z toho dostalo. Te\u010f teda tro\u0161ku jako poka\u0161l\u00e1v\u00e1, jo? Ale z n\u00e1s, z n\u00e1s je takov\u00e1 vypelichan\u00e1 ko\u010dka \u0159eck\u00e9ho typu. Je stejn\u011b zaj\u00edmav\u00e9, jak s n\u00e1mi \u0161ly d\u011bjiny. V roce 89 jsme k\u0159i\u010deli, m\u00e1me hol\u00e9 ruce. V roce 2000 jsme k\u0159i\u010deli, m\u00e1me \u010dist\u00e9 ruce. V roce 2023 k\u0159i\u010d\u00edme, m\u00e1me hol\u00e9 zadky. A jestli to takto p\u016fjde d\u00e1l, tak v roce 2024 budeme k\u0159i\u010det, m\u00e1me hol\u00e9 v ruce. N\u00e1m\u011bstek slovensk\u00e9 ministrin\u011b kultury ze slovensk\u00e9 n\u00e1rodn\u00ed strany \u0160tefan Kufa vyzval biskupy, aby zasv\u011btili Slovensko kristu kr\u00e1lovi a vyzval k intronizaci Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161e Krista, co\u017e je speci\u00e1ln\u00ed ob\u0159ad na uveden\u00ed v\u00fdznamn\u00e9ho duchovn\u00edho nebo monarchy do funkce. No co\u017ee tak, ka\u017ed\u00fd uj\u00edzd\u00ed s n\u00e1mi, kdy\u017e se n\u00e1m p\u0159edstavujeme, kdy\u017e se n\u00e1m p\u0159edstavujeme, kdy\u017e se n\u00e1m p\u0159edstavujeme, kdo uj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed na n\u011b\u010dem jin\u00e9m, n\u011bkdo na je\u017ei\u0161ov\u00fd, n\u011bkdo na Nutel. J\u00e1 v\u00e1m \u0159eknu, \u017ee takhle Slovensko bude kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed kristovo nebo je\u017ei\u0161ovo, to je\u0161t\u011b nev\u00edm. To v tom nem\u00e1 jasno ani Kufa. A vnadn\u00e1 ministrin\u011b kultury \u0160imkovicev\u00e1 mo\u017en\u00e1 pak vyzve kristovu nohu, aby trenoval slovensk\u00e9 hokejisty, aby im to \u0161lo lep\u00e9, \u017ee im to jde te\u010f. No v tom si nem\u00e1me co vyt\u00fdkat. J\u00e1 si n\u011bkdy mysl\u00edm, \u017ee na slovensk\u00e9m ministerstvu cultury p\u0159ipravuj\u00ed takovou novou silvestrovskou verzi Ein Kesselbuntes. N\u00e1\u0161 ministr zem\u011bd\u011blstv\u00ed v\u00fdborn\u00fd, pryta m\u00e1 p\u0159ij\u00edt, ud\u011bl\u00e1 takov\u00e9 velice srandovn\u00ed \u010d\u00edslo a sice jak tla\u010d\u00ed na na\u0161e obchodn\u00edky, aby sn\u00ed\u017eili ceny. Aby to bylo je\u0161t\u011b humorn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, tak si zapomene vz\u00edt pap\u00edr. Tak ze slovenskou n\u00e1rodn\u00ed stranou na Slovensku byla v\u017edycky Legrace. To mohu posoudit, j\u00e1 jsem byla u jej\u00edho vzniku. Tam byl ze za\u010d\u00e1tku Moritz, to byl ten, kdo tvrdil, \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00e1 slovensk\u00e1 krava, kter\u00e1 se narod\u00ed na Slovensku, sa mus\u00ed zjest na Slovensku podojit a potom aj zjest a n\u011bj vyv\u011bst k n\u00e1m do \u010cech, nebo n\u011bkam jinam. Pak p\u0159i\u0161el a to bylo hodn\u011b zaj\u00edmav\u00e9, na tom jsme se \u0161\u00edlen\u011b sm\u00e1li o tou \u010dern\u00fdm. P\u0159i\u0161el Proke\u0161, jako nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed slov\u00e1k a p\u0159itom bylo jasn\u00e9, \u017ee se tak jako j\u00e1 narodil v \u010cech\u00e1ch, kde si v Plzni a nikdy slovensk\u00e9 ob\u010danstv\u00ed nem\u011bl. Ov\u0161em nejd\u00e9le v \u010dele strany byl Slota, co\u017e byl \u017eilinsk\u00fd prim\u00e1tor a mysl\u00edm si, \u017ee ten zanechal velik\u00e9 stopy a \u017ee na to si pamatuj\u00ed i \u010de\u0161t\u00ed d\u00edv\u00e1ci, proto\u017ee ten se r\u00e1d opil, co opil, on se p\u0159\u00edmo o\u017eral. A kdy\u017e se o\u017eral, tak trousil neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00e9 v\u00fdroky. Nap\u0159\u00edklad j\u00e1 jsem s n\u00ed ud\u011blala v\u00fdb\u011br, nap\u0159\u00edklad cht\u011bl, aby Romov\u00e9 m\u011bli sv\u016fj st\u00e1t. No, ne\u0159ekl teda, kde. Jasn\u011b to tak typuji, \u017ee bu\u010f na ji\u017en\u00edm nebo na severn\u00edm polu v Afganistanu, nebo te\u010f v pasmu Gazi. Pak cht\u011bl vyhr\u00e1t Ma\u010fary ze Slovenska. A pokud by necht\u011bli, cht\u011bl srovnat Budape\u0161t ze zem\u00ed. Ov\u0161em nejorigin\u00e1ln\u011bji cht\u011bl \u0159e\u0161it probl\u00e9m s nepohodln\u00fdmi ob\u010dany jedn\u00e9 \u017eilinsk\u00e9 \u010d\u00e1sti. A to si uk\u00e1\u017eeme. J\u00e1 jsem ho vybrala ten v\u00fdrok, abyste si nemysleli, \u017ee si vym\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm. Tam \u0159ekl, nech si lahnu do kanaliz\u00e1cie a nech jsou spl\u00e1chnut\u00fd do toho nejhlp\u0161\u00edho. No, tady to mus\u00edm tro\u0161ku zeslu\u0161nit, exkrementu. No, to je slu\u0161n\u00e9, \u017ee jo, na politika. No, o Slotovi, kter\u00fd si r\u00e1d vypil, se vypr\u00e1v\u011bli i vtipy. \u0158\u00edkalo se, \u017ee jednou \u0161el ze Slovensk\u00e9 n\u00e1rodn\u00ed rady takov\u00fd opil\u00fd, jo, a jeden novin\u00e1\u0159 za n\u00edm k\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011bl, u\u017e let\u00ed orol z Tatry o\u017eral\u00fd, jako sa patr\u00ed. A tak\u00e9 se vypr\u00e1v\u011bli vtipy. A nev\u00edm, to pr\u00fd byla pravda, \u017ee ode\u0161el ze Slovensk\u00e9 n\u00e1rodn\u00ed rady a zabloudil, nev\u011bd\u011bl, kde je, tak se zeptal prvn\u00edho chlapa, pocuvaj, kde som. On hovori, no, pan Slota, jste na n\u00e1mest\u00ed Slovensk\u00e9ho n\u00e1rodn\u00e9ho povstan\u011b. Vyka\u0161li se na podrobnosti, v ktorom meste. Tak j\u00e1 se s v\u00e1mi lou\u010d\u00edm pro dne\u0161ek a z\u00edtra u po\u0159adu polipte si preference zase ahoj.","nbla_serie":"4187","nbla_season":"2023","nbla_episode":"45","nbla_duration":"416.68","nbla_genre":"3.1.3","nbla_editorial_format":"2.1.5","nbla_mtime":"1700484191","nbla_url":"https:\/\/origin.a11.cz\/vod\/e0tq03oi44tnmolhgg8avf6ok.mp4","nbla_version":"1700484181","nbla_odvysilano":"Ano","bunny_id":"1954ff65-5031-41ce-a76c-d7bfdb29bf54","youtube_id":"","datum_vydani":"20231120","stopaz":"416.68","dokument":[],"video_to":[]},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/video\/13879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/video"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/types\/video"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/media\/13931"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13879"},{"taxonomy":"porad","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/porad?post=13879"},{"taxonomy":"region","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/region?post=13879"},{"taxonomy":"kategorie","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/kategorie?post=13879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}