{"id":13437,"date":"2023-11-08T23:30:28","date_gmt":"2023-11-08T22:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/?post_type=video&#038;p=13437"},"modified":"2023-11-09T22:18:43","modified_gmt":"2023-11-09T21:18:43","slug":"polibte-si-preference-36","status":"publish","type":"video","link":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/video\/polibte-si-preference-36\/","title":{"rendered":"Polibte si preference 8. 11. 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ministryn\u011b obrany Jana \u010cernochova op\u011bt zaperlila na soci\u00e1ln\u00edch s\u00edt\u00edch a vyzvala vl\u00e1du, abychom vystoupili s OSN&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":13567,"template":"","categories":[],"porad":[235],"region":[],"kategorie":[],"class_list":["post-13437","video","type-video","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","porad-polibte-si-preference"],"acf":[],"meta_box":{"nbla_idec":"A2302837","nbla_title":"Polibte si preference","nbla_subtitle":"","nbla_summary":"Aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed ud\u00e1losti glosovan\u00e9 neskute\u010dnou Zuzanou Bub\u00edlkovou. Bez cenzury, s nads\u00e1zkou a typick\u00fdm, n\u011bkdy i nekorektn\u00edm vlastn\u00edm humorem.","nbla_description":"","nbla_transcription":"I dnes v\u00e1s v\u00edt\u00e1m u satirick\u00e9ho po\u0159adu Polivte si preference. Kancle\u0159ka Vohra-L\u00edkov\u00e1 p\u0159i p\u0159ed\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed vyznamen\u00e1n\u00ed se tak\u00e9 vyznamenala, kdy\u017e p\u0159edstavovala vyznamenan\u00e9ho za hrdinstv\u00ed v boji zkratku britsk\u00e9ho kr\u00e1lovsk\u00e9ho letectva RAF, p\u0159e\u010detla RAF, co\u017e je zna\u010dn\u011b nevhodn\u00e9. No tak ono, pan\u00ed kancle\u0159ka, ta je sp\u00ed\u0161e RAF, ne\u017e RAF. Ta RAFA, i kdy\u017e se usm\u00edv\u00e1, ale se \u010dten\u00edm r\u016fzn\u00fdch v\u00fdraz\u016f zejm\u00e9na ciz\u00edch, maj\u00ed probl\u00e9my u\u017e od revoluce politici. J\u00e1 si vzpom\u00edn\u00e1m, jak po revoluci za\u010dali v\u0161ichni mluvit anglicky. Jo, sice neum\u011bli, ale v\u017edycky n\u011bco anglicky \u0159ekli a s oblibou, kdy\u017e dostali ot\u00e1zku, kter\u00e1 se jim nel\u00edbila, tak \u0159ekli no comment. A j\u00e1 jsem se jednou jednoho politika zeptala na n\u011bco, co se mu nel\u00edbilo a on mi odpov\u011bd\u011bl no cement. Pak si vzpom\u00edn\u00e1m, to bylo, to jsem d\u011blala parlamentn\u00ed zpravodajku a ve sn\u011bmovn\u011b sed\u011bli R\u00e1da Kalousek a p\u0159i\u0161el k mikrofonu jeden poslanec a m\u00edsto rating p\u0159e\u010detl r\u00e1ting. Kalousek si vzal slovo a pov\u00eddal, kone\u010dn\u011b v\u00edm, co je to ten r\u00e1ting a pod\u00edval se na R\u00e1da. A Milo\u0161 Zeman, ten nem\u011bl r\u00e1d prvn\u00ed d\u00e1mu Dagmar Havlovou. Jednou, kdy\u017e j\u00ed v\u00edtal na n\u011bjak\u00e9 ceremoni\u00e1ln\u00ed akci, tak prohl\u00e1sil a p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed prvn\u00ed dajma Dagmar Havlova. Kdy\u017e byl p\u0159edseda sn\u011bmovny, tak z\u00e1sadn\u011b ve slov\u011b poslanci d\u011blal p\u0159ebrebt a m\u00edsto l p\u0159e\u010detl takov\u00e9 mal\u00e9 r. Tak\u017ee bu\u010fme vd\u011b\u010dn\u00ed za pan\u00ed Bohralikovou a jej\u00ed raf. Mohli jsme dopadnout i h\u016f\u0159. Ministrin\u011b obrany Jana \u010cernochova op\u011bt zaperlila na soci\u00e1ln\u00edch s\u00edt\u00ed, vyzvala vl\u00e1du, abychom vystoupili s OSN, proto\u017ee p\u0159ijala rezoluci, kter\u00e1 jednozna\u010dn\u011b neodcuzuje terorismu z Ham\u00e1su a nepodporuje Izrael. J\u00e1 mysl\u00edm, \u017ee \u0159eck\u00fd b\u016fh Ares m\u00e1 v pan\u00ed \u010cernochov\u00e9 velkou konkurenci. To je stejn\u011b zaj\u00edmav\u00e9. Norm\u00e1ln\u00ed \u017eensk\u00e1 v takov\u00e9m to choulostiv\u00e9m v\u011bku, kdy\u017e dostane n\u00e1val, tak dostane depresi. Pani \u010cernochov\u00e1, kdy\u017e m\u00e1 n\u00e1val, tak dostane n\u00e1pad. No, j\u00e1 si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee po skon\u010den\u00ed volebn\u00edho obdob\u00ed se divok\u00e1 \u0161\u00e1rka pojmenovan\u00e1 po velitelce div\u010d\u00ed v\u00e1lky z kosmovy kroniky \u0161\u00e1rce p\u0159ejmenuje na divok\u00e1 Jana, proto\u017ee \u0161\u00e1rka byla proti na\u0161i Jan\u011b amat\u00e9r. Ale jedno, jedno mus\u00edm pan\u00ed \u010cernochov\u00e9 uznat, \u017ee OSN je odkladi\u0161t\u011bm vyslou\u017eil\u00fdch p\u00e1prd\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed by v dom\u00e1c\u00edch politik\u00e1ch sp\u00ed\u0161e \u0161kodili a tak je \u0161oupliv\u00fd\u0161. Ov\u0161em, ot\u00e1zka zn\u00ed, kdy\u017e mi v hospod\u011b nechutn\u00e1 pivo, mus\u00edm rozbombardovat celou hospodu. J\u00e1 si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee ne, mo\u017en\u00e1 by sta\u010dilo ud\u011blat pr\u016fvan. Ov\u0161em pozor, aby to nedopadlo jako v jedn\u00e9 rodin\u011b, kde tchyn\u011b pov\u00edd\u00e1 a\u017e um\u0159u, tak m\u011b spalte a m\u016fj popel rozsypte po zahrad\u011b. Ze\u010f pov\u00edd\u00e1, no to v\u00edte maminko, zv\u00edhne se v\u00edtr a j\u00e1 v\u00e1s budu m\u00edt op\u011bt v kuchyni. Andrej Babi\u0161 se pustil do prezidenta Pavla, \u017ee je absurdn\u00ed, \u017ee jako b\u00fdval\u00fd komunistick\u00fd rozv\u011bd\u010d\u00edk vyznamen\u00e1val chartisty a pan Babi\u0161, jako kdyby se stal tady prezidentem, tak by je nevyznamen\u00e1val, nebo jak? V\u017edy\u0165 p\u0159ece jeho minulost je, no jak to \u0159\u00edct kulantn\u011b, aby se neurazil, je stejn\u011b dobov\u00e1, to je ono, je stejn\u011b dobov\u00e1 jako prezidenta Pavla. Mn\u011b to p\u0159ipad\u00e1 tento spor, jako kdyby se n\u011bkde v domov\u011b d\u016fchodc\u016f h\u00e1dali dva bezuby d\u011btkov\u00e9, kdo z nich m\u011bl v ml\u00e1di lep\u0161\u00ed chrub. \u010c\u00edna cenzurovala fotku \u010d\u00ednsk\u00fdch atletek, kter\u00e9 se obj\u00edmaj\u00ed po v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed na azijsk\u00fdch hr\u00e1ch. Ne kv\u016fli tomu ob\u011bt\u00ed, ale kv\u016fli jejich \u010d\u00edsl\u016fm na dresu 6 a 4. 6. 4. v roce 89 toti\u017e \u010d\u00ednsk\u00e1 vl\u00e1da krvav\u011b potla\u010dila na n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed Nebesk\u00e9ho klidu studentsk\u00e9 protesty a od t\u00e9 doby je cenzurov\u00e1no v\u0161echno, co tuhle ud\u00e1lost p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1. No \u010d\u00edslice pro politiky, to je opravdu, jak prob\u00edkat \u010derven\u00e9 pl\u00e1tno, jo. Na Slovensku nap\u0159\u00edklad v 80. letech komunisti zak\u00e1zali na toalet\u00e1ch pou\u017e\u00edvat ozna\u010den\u00ed dv\u011b nuly, co\u017e vlastn\u011b bylo tradi\u010dn\u00ed ozna\u010den\u00ed toalet p\u0159evzat\u00e9 z n\u011bmeck\u00fd hotelu 19. stolet\u00ed, kdy se toalety z\u0159izovaly u schodi\u0161\u0165 jako nult\u00fd pokoj. A ta druh\u00e1 nula, to by to bylo na zv\u00fdrazn\u011bn\u00ed o exkluzivity tohoto m\u00edsta. No, ale soudruzy si tehdy uv\u011bdomili, \u017ee nula nen\u00ed tak bezv\u00fdznamn\u00e1. Jedna nula sice nic neznamen\u00e1, ale dv\u011b nuly, to u\u017e by si mohl n\u011bkdo vykl\u00e1dat jako sm\u011br, kam n\u00e1s komunisti vedou. Mu\u017e v Brn\u011b p\u0159i dlouh\u00e9m \u010dek\u00e1n\u00ed na po\u0161t\u011b se na\u0161tval tak, \u017ee rozkopal bezpe\u010dnostn\u00ed sklou vchodov\u00fdch dve\u0159\u00ed. \u0160koda p\u0159es\u00e1hla 100 tis\u00edc korun, \u010d\u00edm se z \u00fasm\u011bvn\u00e9ho konfliktu stal trestn\u00fd \u010din. No, dovedete si p\u0159edstavit, co v\u0161echno by rozkopal, kdyby na st\u011bn\u011b vysel portr\u00e9t ministra Raku\u0161ana, kter\u00fd po\u0161tu \u0159\u00edd\u00ed. A v\u00edte, \u017ee j\u00e1 se tomu mlad\u00edkovi a\u017e tak nediv\u00edm, proto\u017ee po\u0161t ubylo, z\u00e1kazn\u00edku p\u0159ibylo, ale jinak v\u0161echno z\u016fstalo po star\u00e9m. To znamen\u00e1, \u017ee z 20 ok\u00fdnek jsou otev\u0159ene v\u017edycky dv\u011b p\u0159ed nimi fronta, p\u00e1r \u017eidl\u00ed, na kter\u00e9 se soust\u0159ed\u00ed n\u011bkolik zadnic na jednou a n\u011bkter\u00e9 z nich jsou objemn\u00e9 na dv\u011b \u017eidle na jednou. J\u00e1 jsem zv\u011bdav\u00e1, jestli po V\u00e1noci, kter\u00e9 ka\u017edoro\u010dn\u011b znamenaj\u00ed n\u00e1por na po\u0161tu, bude existovat aspo\u0148 jedna pobo\u010dka cel\u00e1. M\u011bjte se a z\u00edtra u po\u0159adu, polipte si preference zase. 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