{"id":13377,"date":"2023-11-07T15:58:22","date_gmt":"2023-11-07T14:58:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/?post_type=video&#038;p=13377"},"modified":"2023-11-08T10:02:33","modified_gmt":"2023-11-08T09:02:33","slug":"polibte-si-preference-34","status":"publish","type":"video","link":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/video\/polibte-si-preference-34\/","title":{"rendered":"Polibte si preference 7. 11. 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ministr pr\u00e1ce a soci\u00e1ln\u00edch v\u011bc\u00ed Jure\u010dka na programov\u00e9 konferenci lidovc\u016f navrhl, aby rodiny s t\u0159emi a v\u00edce d\u011btmi m\u011bli da\u0148ov\u00e9 pr\u00e1zdniny&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":13469,"template":"","categories":[177,173],"porad":[235],"region":[],"kategorie":[],"class_list":["post-13377","video","type-video","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zajimavosti","category-ze-spolecnosti","porad-polibte-si-preference"],"acf":[],"meta_box":{"nbla_idec":"A2302836","nbla_title":"Polibte si preference","nbla_subtitle":"","nbla_summary":"Aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed ud\u00e1losti glosovan\u00e9 neskute\u010dnou Zuzanou Bub\u00edlkovou. 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Bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed se \u010das p\u0159edvolebn\u00ed v\u00fdprodej v\u0161ech stran, kdy politik je sluha a voli\u010d jeho p\u00e1n. Slibuji v\u00e1m na svou \u010dest, \u017ee se mnou bude lep\u0161\u00ed sv\u011bt. Odpust\u00edm v\u00e1m h\u0159\u00edchy dan\u011b, p\u0159id\u00e1m platu p\u011bt. Na stres mo\u0159e zadarmo, nasmrad ventil\u00e1tor, psi dostanou granule, tcho\u0159 katalyz\u00e1tor. P\u0159edvolbami je voli\u010d jako zv\u00ed\u0159e posv\u00e1tn\u00e9, po nich v\u0161ak za\u010dne m\u00edt cenu l\u00e1hvene vratn\u00e9. V\u00fdbor pro \u00fastavn\u00ed z\u00e1le\u017eitosti EU p\u0159ijal dokument, aby se \u010dlensk\u00fdm st\u00e1t\u016fm zru\u0161ilo pr\u00e1vo VETA a museli se pod\u0159\u00eddit v\u011bt\u0161in\u011b. Europoslankyn\u011b Vrecinov\u00e1 z ODS byla proti. Okam\u017eit\u011b dostala sodu od pir\u00e1ta Mikul\u00e1\u0161e Peksi, nebo\u0165 pir\u00e1ti zru\u0161en\u00ed VETA podporuj\u00ed. No tak vl\u00e1dn\u00ed p\u0159\u00edsavka pir\u00e1ti maj\u00ed dva hlavn\u00ed c\u00edle, udr\u017eet se u v\u00e1lu a prosadit legalizaci drog, green dealu a podobn\u00fdch nedomy\u0161lenosti. Postaven\u00ed \u010ceska je tr\u00e1p\u00ed asi jako mn\u011b, sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed \u017eivot na\u0161\u00ed budouc\u00ed stravy, cvr\u0161ku jako bylek. V\u00edte, jak\u00fd je rozd\u00edl mezi kdysi a dnes? Kdysi jsme si mohli na v\u0161echno zanad\u00e1vat pouze potichu, a kdy\u017e na hlas, tak jenom jednou. Te\u010f si m\u016f\u017eeme na v\u0161echno zanad\u00e1vat na hlas. Ov\u0161em, po zru\u0161en\u00ed pr\u00e1va VETA se p\u011bkn\u011b p\u0159em\u00edst\u00edme pod postel a mus\u00ed n\u00e1m sta\u010dit to, \u017ee spodn\u00ed budeme drze vykukovat. Stan Jura p\u0159idal 100 tis\u00edce sv\u00e9mu poradci Ale\u0161i Gongolovi. Z 800 tis\u00edc bez dph mu p\u0159idal na 1,4 milionu bez dph. To v\u0161echno v dob\u011b, kdy se v\u0161ude \u0161et\u0159\u00ed. Tak teda d\u00e1t n\u011bkomu 1,4 milionu za to, \u017ee mu poradili, jak nen\u00e1padn\u011b zv\u00fd\u0161it dan\u011b, obr\u00e1t o podnikatele a d\u016fchodce a sv\u00e9 sto na babi\u0161e. Tak to v\u00e1m \u0159eknu, \u017ee to nen\u00ed odseden\u00ed odbornosti. To je norm\u00e1ln\u00ed drzost. M\u011bl minul\u00fd den starosta v obci, kde jsem vystupovala, tak mi \u0159\u00edkal, \u017ee n\u011bjak\u00fd t\u0159i \u0161tamgasti se v hospod\u011b bavili, za kter\u00e9ho obdob\u00ed by cht\u011bli \u017e\u00edt. Ten jeden pov\u00edd\u00e1, j\u00e1 bych cht\u011bl \u017e\u00edt v devaten\u00e1ct\u00e9m stolet\u00ed, to musela b\u00fdt n\u00e1dhera. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00e1 um\u011bla inteligence, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 mobily, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 po\u010d\u00edta\u010de. Ten druh\u00fd pov\u00edd\u00e1, j\u00e1 bych cht\u011bl \u017e\u00edt za prvn\u00ed republiky, tam byly mnohem lep\u0161\u00ed vztahy. Ten t\u0159et\u00ed pov\u00edd\u00e1, j\u00e1 bych cht\u011bl \u017e\u00edt te\u010f, ale copak mi to stanura dovol\u00ed? Pr\u016fm\u011brn\u00fd v\u011bk zdravotn\u00edch sestery je 47 let. V pr\u016fb\u011bhu n\u011bkolika let jich do d\u016fchodu odejde 12 tis\u00edc. M\u00e1me 10 let na to, abychom je nahradili, jinak naraz\u00edme do zdi. Tak ve v\u00e1\u017een\u00ed, j\u00e1 bych to tak jako moc nerozeb\u00edrala. Ono v podstat\u011b nedostatek sester se \u0159e\u0161\u00ed od revoluce. J\u00e1 si vzpom\u00edn\u00e1m, \u017ee za Jul\u00ednka to u\u017e byl obrovsk\u00fd probl\u00e9m. A Jul\u00ednek tehdy \u0159ekl, \u017ee vlastn\u011b m\u016f\u017eeme za zdravotn\u00ed sestry rekvalifikovat \u017eeny z jin\u00fdch povol\u00e1n\u00ed. No, pak se rekvalifikovala jedna prodava\u010dka masa za porodn\u00ed asistentku. P\u0159i porodu v\u0161echno fajn, zvl\u00e1dla to geni\u00e1ln\u011b, vzala toho novorozence, hodila ho na v\u00e1hu, popl\u00e1cala po zade\u010dku a pov\u00eddala, tak maminko, m\u00e1 to 3,47 kg, mohu to tak nechat? A na z\u00e1v\u011br zaj\u00edmav\u00e1 shoda okolnost\u00ed. Za m\u00e9ho ml\u00e1d\u00ed, to si u\u017e mnozi z v\u00e1s nepovatuj\u00ed, ale za m\u00e9ho ml\u00e1d\u00ed byl komik, kter\u00fd se jmenoval Jaroslav V\u00e1lek. Byl tak\u00e9 z Brna jako sou\u010dasn\u00fd ministr zdravotnictv\u00ed, vlastn\u00ed mil V\u00e1lek. M\u016f\u017eeme si ho p\u0159ipomenout, vid\u00edme, jak vypad\u00e1, a on mluvil jako smutn\u00fd mu\u017e. Nikdy se neusmal. Zkusme si p\u0159ipomenout, jak mluvil. Deset let je dlouh\u00e1 doba. J\u00e1 s\u00e1m u v\u011bku deseti let u\u017e jsem nav\u0161t\u011bvoval druhou t\u0159\u00ednu obecn\u00e9 \u0161kony. A t\u00edmto hlasem vypr\u00e1v\u011bl r\u016fzn\u00e9 historky. J\u00e1 si vzpom\u00edn\u00e1m na jednu, jak vyzral na svou man\u017eelku. V\u017edycky, kdy\u017e jsem se zdr\u017eel v kamar\u00e1dy v hospod\u011b, man\u017eelka zamkla dve\u0159e a nechala kl\u00ed\u010d v z\u00e1mku. A kdy\u017e jsem zazvonil, vyndala kl\u00ed\u010d a \u0159ekla, d\u00fdchni na m\u011b p\u0159es kl\u00ed\u010dovou d\u00edrku. Kdy\u017e usoudila, \u017ee jsem pil, neotev\u0159ela. Jednou vracej\u00edc\u00ed se op\u011bt z hospody jsem si \u0159ekl, \u017ee na n\u00ed zkus\u00edm fintu. T\u011bsn\u011b p\u0159ed bar\u00e1kem jsem sn\u011bdl t\u0159i strou\u010dky \u010desneku. Man\u017eelka \u0159ekla, d\u00fdchni na m\u011b p\u0159es kl\u00ed\u010dovou d\u00edrku. A tak jsem d\u00fdchnul. Chv\u00edli bylo ticho a pak se ozvalo, nech si ty blbiny, oto\u010d se a d\u00fdchni na m\u011b je\u0161t\u011b jednou. Tak\u017ee m\u00e1me dva smutn\u00e9 mu\u017ee, Jaroslava V\u00e1lka komika a Vlastimila V\u00e1lka ministra zdravotnictv\u00ed. M\u011bjte se z\u00edtra u po\u0159adu, polibte si preference zase. 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