{"id":13375,"date":"2023-11-06T15:49:56","date_gmt":"2023-11-06T14:49:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/?post_type=video&#038;p=13375"},"modified":"2023-11-07T08:15:19","modified_gmt":"2023-11-07T07:15:19","slug":"polibte-si-preference-33","status":"publish","type":"video","link":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/video\/polibte-si-preference-33\/","title":{"rendered":"Polibte si preference 6. 11. 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00e1clav Klaus pronesl sv\u00e1te\u010dn\u00ed projev ke vzniku republiky v obecn\u00edm dom\u011b. Nem\u011bl by mu u\u017e n\u011bkdo \u0159\u00edci, \u017ee u\u017e nen\u00ed prezidentem?&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":13412,"template":"","categories":[173],"porad":[235],"region":[],"kategorie":[],"class_list":["post-13375","video","type-video","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ze-spolecnosti","porad-polibte-si-preference"],"acf":[],"meta_box":{"nbla_idec":"A2302835","nbla_title":"Polibte si preference","nbla_subtitle":"","nbla_summary":"Aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed ud\u00e1losti glosovan\u00e9 neskute\u010dnou Zuzanou Bub\u00edlkovou. Bez cenzury, s nads\u00e1zkou a typick\u00fdm, n\u011bkdy i nekorektn\u00edm vlastn\u00edm humorem.","nbla_description":"","nbla_transcription":"Je tady pond\u011bl\u00ed a s t\u00edm i pravideln\u00fd po\u0159\u00e1d polipte si preference, ve kter\u00e9m satiricky komentujeme uplynul\u00e9 d\u011bn\u00ed. V\u00e1cav Klaus pronesl sv\u00e1te\u010dn\u00fd projev ke vzniku republiky v obecn\u00edm dom\u011b. Nem\u011bl by mu u\u017e n\u011bkdo \u0159\u00edci, \u017ee u\u017e nen\u00ed prezidentem? V n\u011bm kritizoval evropsk\u00e9 elity, kter\u00e9 se odcizili od norm\u00e1ln\u00edch ob\u010dan\u016f. No tak V\u00e1cav Klaus je na tom je\u0161t\u011b h\u016f\u0159. Ten se neodcizil jen od evropsk\u00fdch elit. Ten se svou amnest\u00ed odcizil od norm\u00e1ln\u00edch \u010cech\u016f. Nakonec apeloval, abychom hledali politiky nov\u00fdch z\u00edt\u0159k\u016f a jenom skromnost mu nedovolila dodat. Nap\u0159\u00edklad mn\u011b. Prezident Pavel p\u0159i ceremoni\u00e1lu trefil voj\u00e1ka praporem do hlavy. V\u011bd\u011bli jste, jak se on zapot\u00e1cel? J\u00e1 m\u011bla pocit, \u017ee se sval\u00ed na zem, jako kdyby dostal K.O. od V.M.O.L.Y. Mn\u011b u toho napadl takov\u00fd star\u00fd vtip, jak se vsadil N\u011bmec, Brit a \u010cech, kdo nejl\u00e9pe sest\u0159el\u00ed jablko z hlavy figuranta. Jako prvn\u00ed \u0161el N\u011bmec, sest\u0159elil jablko a prohl\u00e1sil I am Willem Tell. Druh\u00fd \u0161el Brit, sest\u0159elil jablko a pov\u00edd\u00e1 I am Ivanhoe. T\u0159et\u00ed \u0161el \u010cech, trefil figuranta do hlavy a pov\u00edd\u00e1 I am sorry. V ka\u017ed\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b je jasn\u00e9, \u017ee minim\u00e1ln\u011b jeden \u010dlen Hradn\u00ed stra\u017ee je pra\u0161t\u011bn\u00fd. Prezident Pavel dodate\u010dn\u011b na sv\u00fdch s\u00edt\u00edch napsal, \u017ee se mu omlouv\u00e1 a \u017ee se rozhodn\u011b nejednalo o z\u00e1m\u011br ozvl\u00e1\u0161tnit ceremonial. No, arm\u00e1da mu odpov\u011bd\u011bla, nic se ned\u011bje, p\u0159ij\u010fte s helmou, no, anebo s p\u0159\u00edplatkem, \u017ee jo. My jsme kdysi sv\u00e9ho \u010dasu se \u0160imkem vymysleli takovej fort, ten byl n\u00e1\u0161 p\u016fvodn\u00ed, my jsme ho vymysleli. \u0160imek se m\u011b zeptal, pan\u00ed Bubilkov\u00e1, v\u00edte, pro\u010d po rodnici, po narozen\u00ed d\u00edt\u011bte, ka\u017ed\u00e9ho des\u00e1t\u00e9ho novorozence jemn\u011b tref\u00ed klad\u00edvkem po hlavi\u010dce? Nebo j\u00e1 nev\u00edm, pro\u010d. Proto\u017ee i p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed generace bude pot\u0159ebovat politiky. No, a mo\u017en\u00e1 prezident si t\u00edmto zp\u016fsobem zaji\u0161\u0165uje novou hradn\u00ed str\u00e1\u017e. Babi s Pekarovou se poh\u00e1dali ve sn\u011bmovn\u011b o to, kdo v\u00edc l\u0159e a kdo je v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed zprost\u00e1k. No, v\u00e1\u017een\u00ed, zvykejme si, na\u0161e politick\u00e1 sc\u00e9na Ficov\u0161t\u00ed. Proto\u017ee Fico si \u00fato\u010den\u00edm na \u010caputovou zajistil v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed ve volb\u00e1ch a t\u00edm i m\u00edsto premi\u00e9ra. No, tak\u017ee pro\u010d by to babi\u017e neskopiroval a neza\u010dal \u00fato\u010dit na\u0161i nejm\u00e9n\u011b obl\u00edbenou politi\u010dku, pani Pekarovou. No, Pekarov\u00e1 m\u00e1 moment\u00e1ln\u011b 4,5% obl\u00edby. A to p\u0159i se je\u0161t\u011b pr\u016fzkum d\u011blal u n\u00ed doma. No, a Pekarov\u00e1 mu to opl\u00e1c\u00ed, proto\u017ee zjistila, kdy\u017e zase bude \u00fato\u010dit na n\u011bho, tak z\u00edsk\u00e1 obl\u00edbu u man\u017eeleka u tchyni. No, tak se pak ned\u00edvme, \u017ee n\u00e1\u0161 narod hrubne. A to mohu potvrdit, j\u00e1 si chod\u00edm ve\u010der zab\u011bhat a minule takov\u00fd chlap vy\u0161el v bund\u011b, jo, kapucu na hlav\u011b, tro\u0161ku jsem se j\u00ed b\u00e1la. A kdy\u017e jsem tak kolem proch\u00e1zela, tak on pov\u00edd\u00e1, nem\u00e1\u0161 cigaretu. Pov\u00edd\u00e1m, ne, j\u00e1 nekou\u0159\u00edm. Ty kr\u00e1vo, j\u00e1 se t\u011b nept\u00e1m, jestli kou\u0159\u00ed\u0161, j\u00e1 se t\u011b pt\u00e1m, jestli nem\u00e1\u0161 cigaretu. Expremiera Paroubka nam\u00fdchlo, \u017ee na ceremoni\u00e1l ke vzniku republiky pozvali do vlatislavsk\u00e9ho s\u00e1lu jen jeho a ne jeho novou man\u017eelku. Tu pozvali pouze na recepci po aktu, aby tak\u017ee by se tam \u0161la jen naj\u00edst. A tak hradu ost\u0159e vzk\u00e1zal na chlebi\u010dky v\u00e1m ka\u0161lu. To je opravdu ostr\u00fd vzkaz. J\u00e1 si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee pod tomhle vzkazu na hrad\u011b stoupla pot\u0159eba toaletn\u00edho pap\u00edru. J\u00e1 teda na Paroubkov\u011b m\u00edst\u011b bych takhle nehazardovala, jo, proto\u017ee kdy\u017e p\u0159estane chodit na n\u011bkter\u00e9 akce, tak mo\u017en\u00e1 i zjist\u00ed, \u017ee ho vlastn\u011b nikdo nepostr\u00e1d\u00e1. To Babi\u0161, Babi\u0161 ud\u011blal n\u011bco \u00fapln\u011b jin\u00e9ho. Babi\u0161ovu Moniku tak\u00e9 nepozvali, ale on p\u0159i\u0161el, by\u0165 s\u00e1m a na\u0161tvan\u00fd, \u017ee se to stalo u\u017e p\u0159i inauguraci. Ale vid\u00edte ten rozd\u00edl v p\u0159\u00edstupu? Babi\u0161 moc dob\u0159e v\u00ed, \u017ee na\u0161e politick\u00e1 sc\u00e9na, tak to je takov\u00e1 skupinov\u00e1 soulo\u017e. A v\u00edte, co je v\u016fbec nejhor\u0161\u00ed p\u0159i grupn sexu? Kdy\u017e v\u00e1s vynechaj\u00ed. A te\u010f \u0161upa. Do vladislavsk\u00e9ho s\u00e1lu se kv\u016fli omezen\u00e9 kapacit\u011b neve\u0161ly man\u017eelky expremi\u00e9ru a hejtmanu, ale dostala se tam Here\u010dka Holubova i ze synem. No, tak\u017ee faninka je v\u00edc, ne\u017e man\u017eelka expremi\u00e9ra nebo man\u017eelka hejtmana. Ale t\u0159eba to byla u\u017e takov\u00e1 gener\u00e1lka na p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed rok, kdy dostane v\u00fdznamen\u00e1n\u00ed ona. J\u00e1 bych to vid\u011bla na \u0159\u00e1d fand\u00edc\u00ed holubice t\u0159et\u00edho nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00edho stupn\u011b v zavrt\u00e1n\u00ed. Tak se m\u011bjte a z\u00edtra u po\u0159adu. Polijte si preference zase. 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