{"id":12993,"date":"2023-11-01T21:10:24","date_gmt":"2023-11-01T20:10:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/?post_type=video&#038;p=12993"},"modified":"2023-11-02T11:57:48","modified_gmt":"2023-11-02T10:57:48","slug":"polibte-si-preference-27","status":"publish","type":"video","link":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/video\/polibte-si-preference-27\/","title":{"rendered":"Polibte si preference 1. 11. 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Francouzsk\u00e1 sexbomba \u0161edes\u00e1t\u00fdch let, here\u010dka Bridget Bardot, jednou prohl\u00e1sila, \u017ee v\u0161ichni se sejdeme v jedn\u00e9 posteli. J\u00e1 m\u00e1m pocit, \u017ee i my se sejdeme na jednom m\u00edst\u011b od P, ale postel to nebude&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":13214,"template":"","categories":[173],"porad":[235],"region":[],"kategorie":[],"class_list":["post-12993","video","type-video","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ze-spolecnosti","porad-polibte-si-preference"],"acf":[],"meta_box":{"nbla_idec":"A2302832","nbla_title":"Polibte si preference","nbla_subtitle":"","nbla_summary":"Aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed ud\u00e1losti glosovan\u00e9 neskute\u010dnou Zuzanou Bub\u00edlkovou. Bez cenzury, s nads\u00e1zkou a typick\u00fdm, n\u011bkdy i nekorektn\u00edm vlastn\u00edm humorem.","nbla_description":"","nbla_transcription":"I dnes v\u00e1s v\u00edt\u00e1m upo\u0159adu, polipte si preference, a\u0165 mi ekonomi\u010dt\u00ed experti pol\u00edb\u00ed prrr p\u00edp, jo. Zk\u00e1zal expremi\u00e9r Topol\u00e1nek ministru financ\u00ed Stan Jurovy a sepsul ho na neschopnost. Pozor, pane Topolanku, jo, vl\u00e1da m\u00e1 t\u011bch ekonomick\u00fdch expert\u016f p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 mnoho, abyste nakonec to oslint\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed onej \u010d\u00e1sti t\u011bla opravdu neulitoval. P\u0159idal se j\u00ed Kalousek v\u00fdrokem, je\u0161t\u011b dv\u011b, t\u0159i takto finan\u010dn\u011b zodpov\u011bdn\u00e9 vl\u00e1dy a jsme plajte. Francouzsk\u00e1 sexbomba \u0161edes\u00e1t\u00fdch let here\u010dka Bridget Bardotov\u00e1 jednou prohl\u00e1sila v\u0161ichni se sejdeme v jedn\u00e9 posteli. J\u00e1 m\u00e1m poci, \u017ee i my se sejdeme na jednom m\u00edst\u011b od P, ale postel to nebude. Italsk\u00e1 premi\u00e9rka Meloniova ozn\u00e1mila rozchod se sv\u00fdm p\u0159\u00edtelem moder\u00e1torem, ze kter\u00fdm \u017eila deset let. V p\u0159est\u00e1vce p\u0159\u00edm\u00e9ho p\u0159enosu ho kamery zachytily, jak sv\u00e1d\u011bl moder\u00e1torku a ptal se j\u00ed, jestli j\u00ed m\u016f\u017ee pozvat na skupinov\u00fd sex a jestli j\u00ed nevad\u00ed, \u017ee si s\u00e1hne na intimn\u00ed partie. Pod\u00edvejte se na video z Twitteru, to fakt teda stoj\u00ed za to. Nojambik \u0159ekla, \u017ee to byla takov\u00e1 a ne, klavide kox liner, jo, a tro\u0161ku to s t\u00edm p\u0159ehnal, jo. Meloniov\u00e1 si v\u011bd\u011bla, pro\u010d jim jednou tak \u017eila, pro\u010d ji nevzala, aby se ji mohla kdykoliv zbavit, jo. To by, to zn\u00e1te, jak p\u0159ijde d\u011bda za doktorem a pov\u00edd\u00e1, pane doktore, j\u00e1 bych pot\u0159eboval sn\u00ed\u017eit potenci. No pros\u00edm v\u00e1s, snad zv\u00fd\u0161it, ne? Ne, sn\u00ed\u017eit. V\u00edte, j\u00e1 m\u00e1m sexu plnou hlavu a pot\u0159eboval bych to dostat n\u00ed\u017e. No a p\u0159\u00edtel Meloniov\u00e9 n\u00e1m ukazoval, kam by to pot\u0159eboval sn\u00ed\u017eit on. Mimochodem, ta pozv\u00e1nka na ten skupinov\u00fd sex, to platilo i pro Meloniovou, nebo j\u00ed vynechal? J\u00e1 teda byt na jej\u00edm m\u00edst\u011b, j\u00e1 nev\u00edm, co by m\u011b na\u0161tovalo v\u00edc. \u010casopis D-test testoval kr\u00e9m proti vr\u00e1zk\u00e1m. Vyhr\u00e1l ten ze supermarketu, kter\u00fd stoj\u00ed 60 korun. A j\u00e1 v\u00e1m \u0159eknu, j\u00e1 m\u00e1m je\u0161t\u011b jeden a ten je je\u0161t\u011b levn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, jo. J\u00e1 jsem kdysi, a to asi v\u00edte, proto\u017ee to se psalo v\u0161ude, jsem m\u011bla n\u00e1dor \u0161titn\u00e9 \u017el\u00e1zy, jo. A kdy\u017e jsem se probudila po operaci, tak jsem to m\u011bla takto, jako\u017ee tady takov\u00fd \u0161ef, no prost\u011b, jak kdyby m\u011b n\u011bkdo krouhnul. Te\u010f to bylo je\u0161t\u011b tak jako, tak jak sv\u00ed\u010dka, to bylo zakroucen\u00e9, z toho tr\u010dely jakov\u00e9 stehy, no vypadalo to jak nepoda\u0159en\u00fd \u0161pan\u011blsk\u00fd pt\u00e1\u010dek. J\u00e1 jsem si \u0159\u00edkala, bo\u017ee, j\u00e1 m\u00e1m norm\u00e1ln\u011b po kari\u00e9\u0159e, proto\u017ee nem\u016f\u017eu chodit jako v rol\u00e1ku. No a kdy\u017e p\u0159i\u0161el ten profesor na poprv\u00e9, na vizitu, tak jsem se ho tak zeptala, pros\u00edm v\u00e1s, to mi tak z\u016fstane. No a oni ti sta\u0159\u00ed profeso\u0159i se s t\u00edm jako nema\u017eel, on se tak na m\u011b pod\u00edval a pov\u00eddal, co jste si, madam, myslela, \u017ee v\u00e1m budu br\u00e1t \u0161titnou \u017el\u00e1zu p\u0159es kone\u010dn\u00edk, jo? A j\u00e1 \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, no ne, no to je jako, ale nev\u011bd\u011bla jsem, \u017ee to bude tak hrozn\u00e9. A on odch\u00e1zel, pak se oto\u010dil a pov\u00eddal, te\u010f v\u00e1m budou nab\u00edzet takov\u00fd ty drah\u00fd kr\u00e9my, ale tu samou nejlep\u0161\u00ed slu\u017ebu v\u00e1m ud\u011bl\u00e1 vep\u0159ov\u00e9 s\u00e1dlo. A zase odch\u00e1zel, je\u0161t\u011b jednou o dve\u0159\u00ed se oto\u010dil a pov\u00eddal, pros\u00edm v\u00e1s, chod\u00ed mi tady jedna, \u017ee j\u00ed to nepom\u00e1h\u00e1, a ta kr\u00e1va si ho osolila. No a j\u00e1 si od t\u00e9 doby d\u00e1v\u00e1m na tv\u00e1\u0159u asi 20 let, si d\u00e1v\u00e1m vep\u0159ov\u00e9 s\u00e1dlo a ono fakt to pom\u00e1h\u00e1, proto\u017ee ono se mi to, i ten krk se mi zlep\u0161il, jsem si \u0159\u00edkala, kdy\u017e to na takovou hruzu funguje, tak to m\u016f\u017ee i na ten vlnit\u00fd plech na ksicht\u011b, jo? Akor\u00e1t teda, kdybyste to cht\u011bli zkou\u0161et, pros\u00edm v\u00e1s, kdy\u017e se nama\u0159ete, u\u017e nechodte ven, jo? 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