{"id":12992,"date":"2023-10-31T13:04:48","date_gmt":"2023-10-31T12:04:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/?post_type=video&#038;p=12992"},"modified":"2023-11-01T20:55:26","modified_gmt":"2023-11-01T19:55:26","slug":"polibte-si-preference-26","status":"publish","type":"video","link":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/video\/polibte-si-preference-26\/","title":{"rendered":"Polibte si preference 31. 10. 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L\u00e9ka\u0159i nap\u0159\u00ed\u010d cel\u00fdm \u010cesk\u00e9m odm\u00edtaj\u00ed pracovat s dvojn\u00e1sobn\u00fdm po\u010dtem legalizovan\u00fdch p\u0159es\u010das\u016f. Vyhro\u017euj\u00ed, \u017ee odlo\u017e\u00ed pl\u00e1novan\u00e9 operace a v prosinci bude v nemocnic\u00edch v\u00edkendov\u00fd provoz. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":13207,"template":"","categories":[173],"porad":[235],"region":[],"kategorie":[],"class_list":["post-12992","video","type-video","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ze-spolecnosti","porad-polibte-si-preference"],"acf":[],"meta_box":{"nbla_idec":"A2302831","nbla_title":"Polibte si preference","nbla_subtitle":"","nbla_summary":"Aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed ud\u00e1losti glosovan\u00e9 neskute\u010dnou Zuzanou Bub\u00edlkovou. Bez cenzury, s nads\u00e1zkou a typick\u00fdm, n\u011bkdy i nekorektn\u00edm vlastn\u00edm humorem.","nbla_description":"","nbla_transcription":"I dnes je tady pravideln\u00fd po\u0159\u00e1d polibte si preference, ve kter\u00e9m glosujeme satiricky uplynul\u00e9 d\u011bn\u00ed. L\u00e9ka\u0159i nap\u0159\u00ed\u010d cel\u00fdm \u010cesk\u00e9m odmitaj\u00ed pracovat s dvojn\u00e1sobn\u00fdm po\u010dtem legalizovan\u00fdch p\u0159e\u0161\u0165as\u016f. Vyhro\u017euj\u00ed, \u017ee odlo\u017e\u00ed pl\u00e1novan\u00e9 operace a v prosinci bude v nemocnic\u00edch v\u00edkendov\u00fd provoz. No nic nov\u00e9ho po slunce. J\u00e1 si pamatuju, \u017ee v roce 2015 a 2016 se odkl\u00e1dali kv\u016fli nedostatku financ\u00ed. Zase operace, mn\u011b se to tak\u00e9 tykalo, v t\u00e9 dene byly akutn\u00ed, tak se p\u0159ekl\u00e1dali na leden nebo dokonce na \u00fanor. A za ministra Fischera, tak to se na endoprotezu \u010dekalo t\u0159eba dva nebo t\u0159i roky. A tehdy m\u011bl neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00fd v\u00fdrok pan ministr, kdy\u017e prohl\u00e1sil, \u017ee to vlastn\u011b je dobr\u00e9, proto\u017ee \u010d\u00edm pozd\u011bji se operuje, tak t\u00edm d\u00e9le um\u011bl\u00fd kloupak slou\u017e\u00ed, tak\u017ee se vlastn\u011b nemus\u00ed reoperovat. My jsme v t\u00e9 \u0159\u00edci se \u0160imkem vymysleli \u00fapln\u011b novou, je\u0161t\u011b lep\u0161\u00ed metodu, takzvanou faronskou. To se um\u011bl\u00fd kloup vkl\u00e1d\u00e1 do rakvek nebo \u0161tikovy a nemus\u00ed se operovat v\u016fbec. Jo, nejkuriozn\u011bji l\u00e9ka\u0159i demonstrovali v roce 2006 proti ministru zdravotnictv\u00ed R\u00e1tovi. P\u0159ivedli si na demonstraci \u017eiv\u00e9ho osla. Ono to sice bylo efektn\u00ed, ale veterin\u00e1rn\u00ed z\u00e1kon zakazuje pou\u017e\u00edvat zv\u00ed\u0159ata, zejm\u00e9na \u017eiv\u00e1 zv\u00ed\u0159ata, na n\u00e1tlakov\u00fdch akc\u00edch, tak\u017ee demonstranti pak museli zaplatit pokutu. Proto, v\u00e1\u017een\u00ed l\u00e9ka\u0159i, pokud se d\u00edv\u00e1te a chcete demonstrovat, tak v\u00e1m dob\u0159e rad\u00edm. Neberte sebou do demonstrac\u00ed zv\u00ed\u0159ata, t\u0159eba osly, kr\u00e1vy, voli, jo? Sta\u010d\u00ed, kdy\u017e mezi v\u00e1s p\u0159ijde ministr. Nep\u00edme alkohol jak duhy, miluj\u00edme se a mno\u017eme se a to mno\u017een\u00ed neodkl\u00e1dejme, aby v roce 2050 nebyl na jednoho d\u016fchodce jeden pracovn\u011b \u010diny radil na programov\u00e9 konferenci lidovc\u016f l\u00e9ka\u0159, poslanec Tom Filip. No mo\u017en\u00e1 by mu mohli n\u011bkdo vysv\u011btlit, \u017ee je rok 2021 21. stolet\u00ed, jo? A kolem kostelu je sv\u011bt s um\u011blou inteligenc\u00ed a ne bo\u017e\u00ed mno\u017e\u00edrna lidovc\u016f, jo? A mimochodem, pan l\u00e9ka\u0159 by taky mohl v\u011bd\u011bt, \u017ee nesta\u010d\u00ed se jenom mno\u017eit, ale i to, aby ti, co se namno\u017e\u00ed, dok\u00e1zali pracovat, jo? Proto\u017ee pak ti namno\u017een\u00ed jenom v\u00edc vyu\u017e\u00edvaj\u00ed soci\u00e1ln\u00ed d\u00e1vky. A n\u00e1m jde p\u0159ece o prav\u00fd opak. V \u010cesk\u00e9 republice p\u016fsob\u00ed des\u00edtky sekt, l\u00e1kaj\u00ed jedince, kte\u0159\u00ed maj\u00ed pocit osam\u011bn\u00ed a hledaj\u00ed charizmatickou v\u016f\u010di osobu, kter\u00e1 by je vedla a zapo\u010d\u00edtali mezi n\u011bj politick\u00e9 strany, proto\u017ee, co se t\u00fd\u010de c\u00edlu a sekty a politici, to maj\u00ed docela jako podobn\u00e9 c\u00edle. Tak nap\u0159\u00edklad oblbnout lidi sliby, nasadit charizmatick\u00e9ho v\u016fce, kter\u00fd jim sl\u00edb\u00ed \u010dokoliv, jo? Sugeruje jim, \u017ee zn\u00e1 recepty na v\u0161echny probl\u00e9my, pomoc\u00ed nich z\u00edskat moc, no a pak je pumpnout oprachy, aby si zacelili svoje vlastn\u00ed dluhy a dluhy, kter\u00e9 nasekali. Syn rockera Jo\u017ee R\u00e1\u017ee z El\u00e1nu je ve Ficov\u011b vl\u00e1d\u011b ministrem dopravy. No tak, jestli dok\u00e1\u017ee to, co jeho otec v osmdes\u00e1t\u00fdch letech v muzice, tak m\u016f\u017eeme slov\u00e1k\u016fm z\u00e1vid\u011bt. A pokud ne, tak mu jeho otec zasp\u00edv\u00e1, je to voda, co t\u011b dr\u017e\u00ed nad vodou. Ono teda star\u00fd Jo\u017eo, kter\u00e9ho vlastn\u011b zn\u00e1m je\u0161t\u011b ze \u0161koly z Univerzity Komensk\u00e9ho, tak\u017ee m\u011bli jsme n\u011bkter\u00e9 spole\u010dn\u00e9 p\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161ky, tak ten nen\u00ed nad\u0161en\u00fd t\u00edm, \u017ee jeho syn je ve st\u00e1tn\u00ed spr\u00e1v\u011b a si v\u00ed, o \u010dem mluv\u00ed, proto\u017ee on v devades\u00e1t\u00fdch letech podporoval Me\u010diara a m\u00e1lem se p\u0159ipravilo kari\u00e9ru. B\u00fdval\u00fd italsk\u00fd premi\u00e9r Berlusconi zanechal za sebou obrovskou sb\u00edrku erotick\u00e9ho um\u011bn\u00ed, \u010dasto pochybn\u00e9 kvality. Mezi fotkami a m\u00e1lbami svle\u010den\u00fdch mlad\u00fdch \u017een je i Mona Lisa s obna\u017een\u00fdm poprs\u00edm. Rodina uva\u017euje, \u017ee to sp\u00e1l\u00ed. No tak skoro za ka\u017ed\u00fdm politikem n\u011bco zbude, jo, tak nap\u0159\u00edklad za Clintonem zbyla k\u016f\u017ea\u010dka Levinsk\u00e1, jo, za Sarkozim korup\u010dn\u00ed skandal, za Jelcinem stvrdl\u00e1 j\u00e1tra, za Zemanem Popeln\u00ed\u010dek, za Klausem Amnestie a \u010d\u00edlsk\u00e9 pero, za Merklovou pozv\u00e1nka pro migranty z Afriky. No tak pro\u010d by za Berlusconi nemohla vzniknout a a z\u016fstat porno galerie. J\u00e1 se div\u00edm rodin\u011b, \u017ee to chce zni\u010dit, by\u0165 to m\u00e1 pochybnou kvalitu. J\u00e1 bych to v\u0161echno vystavila a to byste vid\u011bli. To by byla galerie, kter\u00e1 by byla nav\u0161t\u011bvovan\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e Louvre. Tak se m\u011bjte a z\u00edtra u po\u0159adu polibte si preference zase. 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