{"id":12991,"date":"2023-10-30T13:00:25","date_gmt":"2023-10-30T12:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/?post_type=video&#038;p=12991"},"modified":"2023-10-31T08:21:01","modified_gmt":"2023-10-31T07:21:01","slug":"polibte-si-preference-25","status":"publish","type":"video","link":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/video\/polibte-si-preference-25\/","title":{"rendered":"Polibte si preference 30. 10. 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pra\u017esk\u00fd prim\u00e1tor, 79 let\u00fd poslanec a gynekolog Bohuslav Svoboda jde ve \u0161l\u00e9p\u011bj\u00edch pana Schwarzenberga, kde sedne, tam hod\u00ed chrupku&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":13059,"template":"","categories":[173],"porad":[235],"region":[],"kategorie":[],"class_list":["post-12991","video","type-video","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ze-spolecnosti","porad-polibte-si-preference"],"acf":[],"meta_box":{"nbla_idec":"A2302830","nbla_title":"Polibte si preference","nbla_subtitle":"","nbla_summary":"Aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed ud\u00e1losti glosovan\u00e9 neskute\u010dnou Zuzanou Bub\u00edlkovou. Bez cenzury, s nads\u00e1zkou a typick\u00fdm, n\u011bkdy i nekorektn\u00edm vlastn\u00edm humorem.","nbla_description":"","nbla_transcription":"Spond\u011bl\u00ed m\u011b tady op\u011bt po\u0159\u00e1d polibte si preference, ve kter\u00e9m satiricky glosujeme uplynul\u00e9 d\u011bn\u00ed. Pra\u017esk\u00fd prim\u00e1tor, 79 let\u00fd poslanec a ginekolog Bohuslav Svoboda jde ve \u0160lep\u011b i \u0160vartsenberka, kde sedne, tam hod\u00ed chrupku, p\u0159ezd\u00edv\u00e1 se mu sl\u00edp\u00fd bohu\u017e nebo \u010desk\u00fd Biden a t\u0159eba nesp\u00ed. T\u0159eba n\u00e1m jenom ukazuje, \u017ee v n\u011bm d\u0159\u00edm\u00e1 talent a jsem p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den\u00e1, \u017ee za p\u011bt let bude tenhle sv\u011b\u017e\u00ed mlad\u00edk nejlep\u0161\u00edho seniorsk\u00e9ho v\u011bku kandidovat na prezidenta pod p\u0159ezd\u00edvkou princ hajaja. Je to stejn\u011b pozoruhodn\u00e9, jo, m\u00edt v \u010dele Prahy ginekologa. To je napov\u00e1\u017eenou, cel\u00fd \u017eivot kouk\u00e1 do t\u011bch jedn\u011bch m\u00edst, co kdy\u017e tam potom bude cht\u00edt zav\u00e9st celou Prahu, \u017ee jo, no, to by byla sc\u00e9nka. P\u0159ijde mlad\u00e1 \u017eena na policii a poj\u00edd\u00e1, chci si st\u011b\u017eovat na sv\u00e9ho ginekologa, prim\u00e1tora, docenta Svobodu. P\u0159\u00edm\u00e9m vy\u0161et\u0159en\u00ed pro boha, co snad v\u00e1s nezneu\u017eil. N\u011bco mnohem hor\u0161\u00edho, pane poru\u010d\u00edku, on p\u0159\u00edm\u00e9m vy\u0161et\u0159en\u00ed usnul. St\u00e1tn\u00ed dluh p\u0159ekro\u010dil 31 bilionu korun. No, zb\u00fdv\u00e1 jedin\u00e9, p\u0159evez ho na eur\u00e1 a hned to opticky klesne. A v\u0161imli jste si jednu zaj\u00edmavou v\u011bc. Za klauze v\u0161ichni politici ka\u017ed\u00fd rok chodili do Pr\u010dic. Te\u010f u\u017e nic. J\u00e1 jsem nad t\u00edm p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lela, pro\u010d a p\u0159i\u0161la jsem na to. V Pr\u010dic\u00ed jsme permanentn\u011b, te\u010f hled\u00e1me cestu, jak se vr\u00e1tit. Na ka\u017ed\u00e9ho \u010cecha p\u0159ipad\u00e1 dluh 286 tis\u00edc korun. Chud\u00e1ci mimina, co? Pod\u00edvaj\u00ed se poprv\u00e9 na sv\u011bt a u\u017e maj\u00ed dluh 286 tis\u00edc korun. To jim hroz\u00ed exekuce, mo\u017en\u00e1 i pleneky s nad\u00edlkou. Vzpom\u00edn\u00e1te si, jak Kalousek v roce 2010 pos\u00edlal ob\u010dan\u016fm takovou slo\u017eenku p\u0159ed volbami, kde bylo 121 tis\u00edc korun, co\u017e byl tehdej\u0161\u00ed dluh na hlavu ob\u010dana. No, vyd\u011bsil n\u00e1s norm\u00e1ln\u011b do bezv\u011bdom\u00ed a n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed seniori, kte\u0159\u00ed si nev\u0161imli, \u017ee tam v koutku bylo naps\u00e1no zat\u00edm nepla\u0165te, dokonce dostali infarkt. Jo, Kalousek tehdy sliboval p\u0159ed volebn\u00ed kampani, \u017ee kdyby on se stal ministrem financ\u00ed, tak\u017ee m\u00e1 recept, jak to zm\u011bn\u00ed. A te\u010f se pod\u00edvejme, jak to dopadlo. J\u00e1 jsem to na\u0161la v archivu v roce 2012, teda za dva roky byl dluh o 35 korun tis\u00edc na hlavu v\u00fd\u0161\u0161\u00ed, navzdory tomu, \u017ee na ministerstvu financ\u00ed byl Kalousek. No, my jsme tehdy se \u0160imkem vymysleli takov\u00fd vtip. V\u00edte, kdo je nenapraviteln\u00fd optimista? Ten, kdo si po pozitivn\u00edm projevu ministra financ\u00ed za svoje posledn\u00ed pen\u00edze koup\u00ed pen\u011b\u017eenku. Podle p\u0159ipravovan\u00e9ho z\u00e1konn\u00edku pr\u00e1ce kolegov\u00e9 na pracovi\u0161t\u00edch z\u00edsk\u00e1vaj\u00ed pr\u00e1vo v\u011bd\u011bt, kolik berou jejich kolegov\u00e9 ve stejn\u00fdch pozic\u00edch. Tak to bude na pracovi\u0161ti veselo, proto\u017ee co se t\u00fd\u010de \u010cech\u016f za ka\u017ed\u00e9ho re\u017eimu plat\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk \u010dlov\u011bku vlkem zab\u00fdval\u00e9ho re\u017eimu soudrujem vlkem, te\u010f panem vlkem, ale vlk z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1. Jo, pak pri nej jsme vlastenci, jsme nesm\u00edrn\u011b milujeme v\u0161e, co vlastn\u00edme. Ex ministrin\u011b, ale na \u0160ilerov\u00e1 prohl\u00e1sila, jsme p\u0159ipraveni vl\u00e1dnout hned, ale ne s SPD a s k\u00fdm jin\u00fdm, pan\u00ed \u0160ilerov\u00e1. Pokud v\u00edm, tak za vl\u00e1dy babi\u0161e ste\u010de ze zde vys\u00e1ly, jak kudlanka n\u00e1bo\u017en\u00e1 same\u010dka, kdy\u017e si spln\u00ed sv\u00e9 povinnosti, jo se pir\u00e1ty ze starosty a stopkou netan\u010d\u00edte, dokonce se nen\u00e1vid\u00edte, tak\u017ee zb\u00fdvaj\u00ed lidovci, no tak ti by mo\u017en\u00e1 i \u0161li, proto\u017ee ti u\u017e 30 let p\u0159eb\u00edhaj\u00ed zprava do leva tak rychle, \u017ee sami sebe uprost\u0159ed zdrav\u00ed, jenom\u017ee s t\u011bma nesestav\u00edte v\u011bt\u0161inovou koalici. Tak\u017ee zb\u00fdv\u00e1 ODS, no ale ta s v\u00e1mi za\u010d\u00edna paktovat pouze v Brn\u011b a v Brn\u011b v\u00edme, jak to tam vypad\u00e1, jo tam se experimentuje s koxem. Tak\u017ee j\u00e1 si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee tuhle v\u00fdzvu a tohle pan\u00ed \u0160ilerov\u00e9 tohle prohl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed beru jako n\u011bco takov\u00e9ho nez\u00e1vazn\u00e9ho, n\u011bco asi jako p\u0159edvolebn\u00ed slib. Volte na\u0161e kandid\u00e1ty, v\u0161ichni maj\u00ed dlouh\u00e9 hn\u00e1ty, za\u0159\u00edd\u00ed v\u00e1m byty, fleky, komu zima, tomu deky. Tak se m\u011bjte a z\u00edtra upo\u0159adu polijte si preference a se ahoj.","nbla_serie":"4187","nbla_season":"2023","nbla_episode":"30","nbla_duration":"296.56","nbla_genre":"3.1.3","nbla_editorial_format":"2.1.5","nbla_mtime":"1698666724","nbla_url":"https:\/\/origin.a11.cz\/vod\/ekidvxpp0493clq0m6t5nsjy0.mp4","nbla_version":"1698666710","nbla_odvysilano":"Ano","bunny_id":"ac518c0b-84fc-4786-b33d-38e7f6957577","youtube_id":"","datum_vydani":"20231030","stopaz":"296.56","dokument":[],"video_to":[]},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/video\/12991","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/video"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/types\/video"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/media\/13059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12991"},{"taxonomy":"porad","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/porad?post=12991"},{"taxonomy":"region","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/region?post=12991"},{"taxonomy":"kategorie","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/kategorie?post=12991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}