{"id":12606,"date":"2023-10-25T16:44:15","date_gmt":"2023-10-25T14:44:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/?post_type=video&#038;p=12606"},"modified":"2023-10-25T20:43:31","modified_gmt":"2023-10-25T18:43:31","slug":"polibte-si-preference-22","status":"publish","type":"video","link":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/video\/polibte-si-preference-22\/","title":{"rendered":"Polibte si preference 25. 10. 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mezin\u00e1rodn\u00ed olympijsk\u00fd v\u00fdbor ozn\u00e1mil, \u017ee uva\u017euje o uspo\u0159\u00e1dan\u00ed olympi\u00e1dy e-sportu. L\u00e1k\u00e1 je t\u0159i \u010dtvrt\u011b miliardy fanou\u0161k\u016f ve v\u011bku 18 a\u017e 24 let. Zedy t\u011bch, jejich\u017e z\u00e1jem o tradi\u010dn\u00ed sporty uvad\u00e1&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":12850,"template":"","categories":[173],"porad":[235],"region":[],"kategorie":[],"class_list":["post-12606","video","type-video","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ze-spolecnosti","porad-polibte-si-preference"],"acf":[],"meta_box":{"nbla_idec":"A2302826","nbla_title":"Polibte si preference","nbla_subtitle":"","nbla_summary":"Aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed ud\u00e1losti glosovan\u00e9 neskute\u010dnou Zuzanou Bub\u00edlkovou. Bez cenzury, s nads\u00e1zkou a typick\u00fdm, n\u011bkdy i nekorektn\u00edm vlastn\u00edm humorem.","nbla_description":"","nbla_transcription":"I dnes tady m\u00e1me pravideln\u00fd po\u0159\u00e1d polibte si preference, ve kter\u00e9m satiricky glosujeme uplynul\u00e9 d\u011bn\u00ed. Mezin\u00e1rodn\u00ed olimpijsk\u00fd v\u00fdbor ozn\u00e1mil, \u017ee uva\u017euje o uspo\u0159\u00e1dan\u00ed olimpi\u00e1dy e-sportu. L\u00e1ka je t\u0159i \u010dtvrt\u011b miliardy fanou\u0161k\u016f ve v\u011bku 18 a\u017e 24 let, tedy t\u011bch, jejich z\u00e1jem o tradi\u010dn\u00ed sporty uvad\u00e1. No, vid\u00edte, jak se \u010dasy m\u011bn\u00ed. Pro n\u00e1s byl nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed trest, kdy\u017e n\u00e1s rodi\u010de nepustili ven. Te\u010f pro sou\u010dasnou generaci je nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed trest, kdy\u017e jim zabav\u00edte po\u010d\u00edta\u010d a mobil a po\u0161le to je ven. A jestli budou olimpi\u00e1dy z videoher, no tak to u\u017e je ven, nedostanete v\u016fbec, jo. To bude poprv\u00e9 v historii lidstva, kdy zadek jako sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148 a pand\u011bro nebudou v\u00fdsledkem \u0161patn\u00e9 \u017eivotospravy, ale p\u0159\u00edpravy na olimpi\u00e1du. Internet bav\u00ed video ze sn\u011bmovny, kde se n\u00e1zorov\u011b st\u0159etli Andrej Babi\u0161 a Pir\u00e1t Mich\u00e1lek. Zd\u00e1 se, \u017ee nejsme norm\u00e1ln\u00ed zem\u011b, \u010d\u00edm se potvrzuje, jak jsem ji\u017e \u0159ekl, \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 prezident Zeman, sledujeme divadeln\u00ed hru, kterou napsal idiot a kterou re\u017e\u00edruje kret\u00e9n. Dodala doslova b\u00fdval\u00e1 hlava st\u00e1tu, ano. Mysl\u00edm si, \u017ee vy jste prost\u011b mistr sebeprojekce a akor\u00e1t ty svoje vlastn\u00ed chyby h\u00e1z\u00edte na ostatn\u00ed lidi a v\u010dera byl den du\u0161evn\u00edho zdrav\u00ed, tak se nad t\u00edm zkuste trochu zamyslet. \u010cas, pros\u00edm. Tak kdybych to m\u011bla okomentovat na stejn\u00e9 \u00farovni, tak bych \u0159ekla, p\u00e1nov\u00e9, vy nemus\u00edte \u010d\u00edst dostojevsk\u00e9ho idiota. Sta\u010d\u00ed, kdy\u017e se pod\u00edv\u00e1te do zrcadla. V\u0161eda, \u010dili nezdan\u011bn\u00e1 ekonomika p\u0159edstavuje u n\u00e1s sedminu hrub\u00e9ho dom\u00e1c\u00edho produktu, co\u017e je 1 bilion korun. Sn\u00ed\u017een\u00ed by p\u0159inesl p\u0159echod na digit\u00e1ln\u00ed platby. No jo, jenom\u017ee to by nesm\u011bla m\u00edt ODS jako hlavn\u00ed bod volebn\u00edho programu zru\u0161en\u00ed EET, proto\u017ee ho zavedl babi\u0161. No, tak\u017ee vynali zavit \u010ce\u0161i, za\u010dali op\u011bt podnikat cash only a dr\u017eet se z\u00e1sady. St\u00e1t n\u00e1s okr\u00e1da na ka\u017ed\u00e9m kroku, tak pro\u010d bychom mu to neopl\u00e1celi? Ale ono teda mezi n\u00e1mi. P\u0159edstava, \u017ee by v\u00e1m ukl\u00edze\u010dka nebo pani, kter\u00e1 dou\u010duje va\u0161e d\u00edt\u011b, vystavila fakturu, abyste zaplatili elektronicky, tak to je asi tak absudn\u00ed, jako cht\u00edt po ministru zdravotnictv\u00ed V\u00e1lkovi, aby se u\u010desal. Na summitu prvn\u00edch d\u00e1m v Kijev\u011b prvn\u00ed d\u00e1ma Eva Pavlov\u00e1 nedok\u00e1zala des\u00edtek vte\u0159in odpov\u011bd\u011bt na polo\u017eenou ot\u00e1zku, trapn\u011b listovala v pap\u00edrech a pak po\u017e\u00e1dala, jestli m\u016f\u017ee odpov\u00eddat v \u010de\u0161tin\u011b a brblala nesmysly. Tady je video z Facebooku. A \u00fazkosti spojen\u00e9 \u00fazkosti, kter\u00e9 byly spojen\u00e9 s v\u00e1lkou, se samoz\u0159ejm\u011b dot\u00fdkali i \u010desk\u00fdch d\u011bt\u00ed. Pr\u00e1v\u011b proto, \u017ee se setk\u00e1vali se studenty s ukrajinsk\u00fdmi studenty. No tak jak to \u0159\u00edct kulantn\u011b, abych neurazila prvn\u00ed d\u00e1mu asi tak no. P\u0159edv\u00e1den\u00ed \u0161at\u016f od presti\u017en\u00edch \u010desk\u00fdch n\u00e1vrh\u00e1\u0159ek jde podstatn\u011b l\u00edp. V\u00fdborn\u011b reprezentuje \u010ceskou republiku. Ov\u0161em, nesm\u00ed promluvit, jo, ale zase nem\u011bjme j\u00ed to za zl\u00e9, proto\u017ee ona je podplukovnice, blond\u00fdna, je\u0161t\u011b m\u00e1 doma gener\u00e1la, prost\u011b ta na vlastn\u00ed \u00fasudek a n\u00e1zor nen\u00ed naprogramovan\u00e1. No, ale teda mezi n\u00e1mi, jo, je to i chyba t\u00e9 moder\u00e1torky, proto\u017ee jak kdybych tam sed\u011bla, vid\u011bla, co se d\u011bje, tak bych \u0159ekla, tak po\u010dk\u00e1me, a\u017e si prvn\u00ed d\u00e1ma \u010cesk\u00e9 republiky p\u0159iprav\u00ed fundovanou odpov\u011b\u010f a mezi t\u00edm se zept\u00e1me prvn\u00ed d\u00e1my Polska. No a hned by to bylo, no toti\u017e moder\u00e1tor m\u00e1 ne\u010dekan\u00e9 situace \u0159e\u0161it a ne \u010dekat, jak se vy\u0159e\u0161\u00ed sam\u00e9. Nejplodn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed t\u00e1ta Brit\u00e1ny je tvrd\u00fd, \u017ee m\u00e1 170 d\u011bt\u00ed s ka\u017edou \u017eenou, kter\u00e1 ho po\u017e\u00e1da o sperma, prod\u00e1v\u00e1 ho p\u0159es Facebook. To by m\u011b zaj\u00edmalo, on plat\u00ed alimenty, nebo to je placen\u00e1 slu\u017eba pro n\u011bj a jinak jako je to charita, jo? No t\u0159eba si takto jako vychov\u00e1v\u00e1 vlastn\u00ed z\u00e1kladnu, kter\u00e1 ho bude volit do parlamentu. Ale mus\u00edm \u0159\u00edct si, \u017ee tohle nen\u00ed zaru\u010den\u00fd prost\u0159edek. Toto jednou u n\u00e1s, a to si fakt nevym\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm, uplatnil n\u011bkdej\u0161\u00ed sexolog Radim Uzel, tehdy s n\u00e1ma jezdil s divadlem Ji\u0159\u00edho Grossmana a kandidoval do sen\u00e1tu a pov\u00eddal, j\u00e1 kandiduju z\u00e1m\u011brn\u011b v obvod\u011b, kde jsem za\u010d\u00ednal jako ginekolog, tak\u017ee j\u00e1 jsem si tam svoje voli\u010de v\u011bt\u0161inou odrodil. Pak se do sen\u00e1tu nedostal a provl\u00e1sil, no asi se mi pomstili za to, \u017ee jsem je p\u0159ivedl do tohoto sv\u011bta. Tak\u017ee to je jedna, Brit tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee s t\u00edm nikdy nehodl\u00e1 p\u0159estat a chce pom\u00e1hat \u017een\u00e1m. J\u00e1 douf\u00e1m, \u017ee si dob\u0159e pojistil sv\u016fj pracovn\u00ed n\u00e1stroj pro p\u0159\u00edpad, \u017ee by n\u011bjak\u00fd man\u017eel zjistil, \u017ee m\u00e1 doma kuka\u010dku ze spermatu \u010dlov\u011bka, profesion\u00e1ln\u00edho oplod\u0148ova\u010de z Facebooku. Brit nen\u00ed \u017eenat\u00fd. Ka\u017ed\u00e1, kterou oplodnila, m\u011bla o n\u011bho z\u00e1jem, ho pak nutila, aby s t\u00edm p\u0159estal, a to on nechce. No a div\u00edte se, po celodenn\u00ed pr\u00e1ci v ter\u00e9nu p\u0159ijde doma v takov\u00e9m stavu, \u017ee by uspali v Jagru. Tak se m\u011bjte a z\u00edtra. 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