{"id":12604,"date":"2023-10-23T16:01:52","date_gmt":"2023-10-23T14:01:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/?post_type=video&#038;p=12604"},"modified":"2023-10-23T21:16:01","modified_gmt":"2023-10-23T19:16:01","slug":"polibte-si-preference-20","status":"publish","type":"video","link":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/video\/polibte-si-preference-20\/","title":{"rendered":"Polibte si preference 23. 10. 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ministr \u017eivotn\u00edho prost\u0159ed\u00ed Hlad\u00edk p\u0159i\u0161el na to, jak z n\u00e1rodn\u00edch park\u016f vypudit novodob\u00e9 papal\u00e1\u0161e, kte\u0159\u00ed si tam jezd\u00ed na pozv\u00e1n\u00ed managementu zadarmo ulovit jelena. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":12648,"template":"","categories":[173],"porad":[235],"region":[],"kategorie":[],"class_list":["post-12604","video","type-video","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ze-spolecnosti","porad-polibte-si-preference"],"acf":[],"meta_box":{"nbla_idec":"A2302825","nbla_title":"Polibte si preference","nbla_subtitle":"","nbla_summary":"Aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed ud\u00e1losti glosovan\u00e9 neskute\u010dnou Zuzanou Bub\u00edlkovou. Bez cenzury, s nads\u00e1zkou a typick\u00fdm, n\u011bkdy i nekorektn\u00edm vlastn\u00edm humorem.","nbla_description":"","nbla_transcription":"Je pond\u011bl\u00ed a je tady pravideln\u00fd po\u0159\u00e1d polidte si preference, u kter\u00e9ho v\u00e1s v\u00edt\u00e1m a u kter\u00e9ho si satirick\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem okomentujeme n\u011bkter\u00e9 ud\u00e1losti. Ministr \u017eivotn\u00edho prost\u0159ed\u00ed Hlad\u00edk p\u0159i\u0161el na to, jak z n\u00e1rodn\u00edch park\u016f vypudit novodob\u00e9 papal\u00e1\u0161e, kte\u0159\u00ed si tam jezd\u00ed na pozv\u00e1n\u00ed mana\u017ementu zadarmo ulovit jelena. Budou moci lovit jelena nad\u00e1le, ale mus\u00ed veden\u00ed parku odevzdat paro\u017ei. A to je fakt dobr\u00fd n\u00e1pad, proto\u017ee j\u00e1 nezn\u00e1m papal\u00e1\u0161e, kter\u00fd by lovil jelena kv\u016fli masu. Jedin\u00e9 masi\u010dko, kter\u00fd papal\u00e1\u0161i lov\u00ed, jo, tak to jsou misky a mlad\u00e9 d\u00edvky od 16 do 20. Za lov jelena se norm\u00e1ln\u011b plat\u00ed 36 a\u017e 420 tis\u00edc korun. Papal\u00e1\u0161 z Kosnopsk\u00e9 lov\u00ed zdarma, tak p\u0159ipravuj\u00ed st\u00e1do miliony, ale kl\u00eddek, pros\u00edm v\u00e1s, ob\u010dan\u00e9 to v dan\u00edch a odvodech zaplat\u00ed, konsolida\u010dn\u00ed bal\u00ed\u010dek u\u017e nad tom pracuje. Bezplatn\u011b si v roce 2020 zalovil v Krkono\u0159sk\u00e9m n\u00e1rodn\u00edm parku i sen\u00e1tor \u010cern\u00edn zvolen\u00fd za top 09. No to v\u00edte, no tak Tom\u00e1\u0161 \u010cern\u00edn, tak to je \u0161lechtic p\u016fvodem, no a \u0161lechtici ty lovili ka\u017edou chv\u00edli. Ten, kdy\u017e si del\u0161\u00ed dobu nezavol\u00ed, tak nezalov\u00ed, tak m\u00e1 a pst\u00e1k, jo. Pr\u00fd mu pak Pekarov\u00e1 pov\u00eddala, \u017ee by nem\u011bl lovit jeleny, ale \u017ee by m\u011bl st\u0159\u00edlet na babi\u0161e. On pov\u00edd\u00e1, to nejde, proto\u017ee to bych musel pouze slovn\u011b a to m\u011b nebav\u00ed. Kancle\u0159 v Ratislavu Mina\u0159 s\u00e1m ulovil bez poplatku v L\u00e1nsk\u00e9 obo\u0159e 11 kus\u016f jelen\u016f a inicioval bezplatn\u00e9 lovy za t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 4 miliony korun. A v\u00edte, \u017ee j\u00e1 u\u017e jsem se lekla, \u017ee n\u011bjak\u00e1 hradn\u00ed lev\u00e1rna a nen\u00ed v n\u00ed min\u00e1\u0159, to by m\u011b fakt \u0161okovalo. Min\u00e1\u0159 teda sice nen\u00ed \u0161lechtic, jo, to je takzvan\u00e1 hro\u0161i k\u016f\u017ee, kter\u00e1 se do High Society vy\u0161plhala jako \u0161ed\u00e1 eminence Zemana, jo, ale v podstat\u011b uplatnila dob\u0159e h\u00e1danku. V\u00edte, jak\u00fd je rozd\u00edl mezi posteli a pozad\u00edm? Do postele se l\u00e9ze pro pot\u011b\u0161en\u00ed, do zadn\u00ed \u010d\u00e1sti t\u011bla pro pov\u00fd\u0161en\u00ed. Volby v Polsku sice vyhr\u00e1la strana Pr\u00e1vo a Spravedlnost, ale nem\u00e1 s k\u00fdm slo\u017eit koalici, tak\u017ee vl\u00e1dnou bude pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b opozice, kter\u00e1 se spojila. No tak Ka\u010dinsky dopadl jako kdysi u n\u00e1s Paroubek a ned\u00e1vno Babi\u0161, jo. J\u00e1 se zd\u00e1 se mi, \u017ee nov\u00e1 definice voleb by m\u011bla zn\u00edt \u00fapln\u011b jinak. Asi takhle. Volby jsou pr\u00e1vo ob\u010danu demokraticky si zvolit z\u00e1stupce, kter\u00fdm v\u011b\u0159\u00ed. Za to jim politici pod\u011bkuj\u00ed a v druh\u00e9m kole voleb si rozdaj\u00ed hlasy mezi sebou, jak se jim to hod\u00ed. No a ob\u010dan z Jir\u00e1koho zvolil t\u00edm, \u017ee ho nezvolil. Proto navrhuji nov\u00fd volebn\u00ed z\u00e1kon, kter\u00fd by zn\u011bl asi takto. Ob\u010dan\u00e9 jsou povinni chodit k volb\u00e1m tak dlouho, dokud je jich prezident, prezidenti okoln\u00edch st\u00e1t\u016f, Evropsk\u00e1 unie, NATO a ministrin\u011b v\u00e1lky \u010cernochov\u00e1 nejsou z v\u00fdsledky hlasov\u00e1n\u00ed spokojeni. Volby rozd\u011blili Slovensko na dva nesm\u00ed\u0159iteln\u00e9 t\u00e1bory. Ficovce a \u0160ime\u010dkovce. A nevra\u017eivost s jmenov\u00e1n\u00edm Ficovy vl\u00e1dy neskon\u010d\u00ed. Tak prost\u011b \u010dasy se m\u011bn\u00ed. Kedysi se na Slovensku vravilo, povedz mi, co \u010d\u00edt\u00e1\u0161 a j\u00e1 ti pov\u00edm, kto jsi. Teda se vrav\u00ed, povedz mi, koho jsi volil a j\u00e1 ti pov\u00edm, \u010do jsi. Ex-ministrin\u011b Mal\u00e1\u010dov\u00e1 vy\u010detla Stanyurovi, \u017ee jsme ve finan\u010dn\u00ed mizerii. Ten oponoval, has\u00edme po\u017e\u00e1r po v\u00e1s a po Babi\u0161ovi. Ka\u017ed\u00e1 vl\u00e1da has\u00ed po\u017e\u00e1r po t\u00e9 p\u0159edchoz\u00ed. To je prvn\u00ed v\u011bta, kterou, kdy\u017e nastoup\u00ed, tak \u0159ekne. Pak to tvrd\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b dal\u0161\u00ed \u010dty\u0159i roky nastoupit dal\u0161\u00ed vl\u00e1da. A ta tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee bude hasit po\u017e\u00e1r po t\u00e9 p\u0159edchoz\u00ed, kter\u00e1 je\u0161t\u011b neuhasila zcela ten po\u017e\u00e1r po t\u00e9 p\u0159ed p\u0159edchoz\u00ed. Tak\u017ee vlastn\u011b za v\u0161echno m\u016f\u017ee pravotec \u010cech, kter\u00fd se ten blbec postavil na \u0159\u00edpu a nev\u0161iml si, \u017ee to ml\u00e9kova strdi podivu hodn\u011b smrd\u00ed. \u010cechy bav\u00ed telefon\u00e1tory, koluje na internetu. Starostliv\u00e1 man\u017eelka vol\u00e1 na pohotovost pro radu. Co m\u00e1 d\u011blat, proto\u017ee jej\u00ed man\u017eel m\u00e1 na p\u0159irozen\u00ed kl\u00ed\u0161t\u011b. J\u00e1 mysl\u00edm, \u017ee ten man\u017eel m\u00e1 neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00e9 \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed, \u017ee m\u00e1 takovou to man\u017eelku, proto\u017ee 99% man\u017eelek by se nezaj\u00edmalo o to, jak odstranit kl\u00ed\u0161t\u011b z jeho holostiv\u00e9ho m\u00edsta, ale jak k n\u011bmu p\u0159i\u0161el. Jo, j\u00e1 si dovedu p\u0159edstavit ty dialogy, tak se p\u0159iznej bejku, s k\u00fdm se zaspele\u0161il. Ale Marie, j\u00e1 jsem si \u0161el jenom pro naftu, pros\u00edm t\u011b, netvrd mi, \u017ee jsi ho ukazoval na ten stojan, jo? No, ale Marie to ne, ale pros\u00edm t\u011b, \u017ee ty jsi byl zase s tou cuchtou z t\u00e9 va\u0161\u00ed kancel\u00e1\u0159e nafasovat pap\u00edr a vzali jste to p\u0159es les. Takhle by reagovala norm\u00e1ln\u00ed man\u017eelka, i kdy\u017e kdo v\u00ed, jak zareaguje tahle, jo? Zdravotnice j\u00ed \u0159ekne, jak m\u00e1 vyto\u010dit spr\u00e1vn\u011b kl\u00ed\u0161t\u011b, no a B\u016fh su\u010f, co v\u0161echno man\u017eelovi vyto\u010d\u00ed. Jo, tak se m\u011bjte a z\u00edtra u po\u0159adu, polypte si preference zase, ahoj.","nbla_serie":"4187","nbla_season":"2023","nbla_episode":"25","nbla_duration":"346.24","nbla_genre":"3.1.3","nbla_editorial_format":"2.1.5","nbla_mtime":"1698069460","nbla_url":"https:\/\/origin.a11.cz\/vod\/arqzicr5qybtwju69y7035fy0.mp4","nbla_version":"1698069452","nbla_odvysilano":"Ano","bunny_id":"85e7a215-e35a-494e-ab34-02d041af197d","youtube_id":"","datum_vydani":"20231023","stopaz":"346.24","dokument":[],"video_to":[]},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/video\/12604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/video"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/types\/video"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/media\/12648"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12604"},{"taxonomy":"porad","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/porad?post=12604"},{"taxonomy":"region","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/region?post=12604"},{"taxonomy":"kategorie","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/kategorie?post=12604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}