{"id":12159,"date":"2023-10-19T17:01:30","date_gmt":"2023-10-19T15:01:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/?post_type=video&#038;p=12159"},"modified":"2023-10-20T18:33:57","modified_gmt":"2023-10-20T16:33:57","slug":"polibte-si-preference-18","status":"publish","type":"video","link":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/video\/polibte-si-preference-18\/","title":{"rendered":"Polibte si preference 19. 10. 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Babi\u0161 se dle p\u0159\u00edkazu soudu omluvil Kalouskovi za sv\u016fj v\u00fdrok, \u017ee rozkr\u00e1dal Ministerstvo obrany a zabil lidi p\u0159es pad\u00e1ky. Poslechn\u011bme si to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":12474,"template":"","categories":[173],"porad":[235],"region":[],"kategorie":[],"class_list":["post-12159","video","type-video","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ze-spolecnosti","porad-polibte-si-preference"],"acf":[],"meta_box":{"nbla_idec":"A2302823","nbla_title":"Polibte si preference","nbla_subtitle":"","nbla_summary":"Aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed ud\u00e1losti glosovan\u00e9 neskute\u010dnou Zuzanou Bub\u00edlkovou. Bez cenzury, s nads\u00e1zkou a typick\u00fdm, n\u011bkdy i nekorektn\u00edm vlastn\u00edm humorem.","nbla_description":"","nbla_transcription":"I dnes v\u00e1s v\u00edt\u00e1m u po\u0159adu polibte si preference, ve kter\u00e9m satiricky glosujeme uplynul\u00e9 d\u011bn\u00ed. Babi\u0161 sedle p\u0159\u00edkazu soudu omluvil Kalouskovi za sv\u016fj v\u00fdrok, \u017ee rozkr\u00e1dal Ministerstvo obrany a zabil lidi p\u0159es pad\u00e1ky. Poslechn\u011bme si to. Omluv\u00e1m se panu Miroslavu Kalouskovi za slova vy\u0161t\u011bn\u00e1 p\u0159i zased\u00e1n\u00ed poslaneck\u00e9 sn\u011bmovn\u00ed parlamentu \u010cesk\u00e9 republiky dne 11.7.2018, \u017ee rozkr\u00e1dal Ministerstvo obrany a zabil lidi p\u0159es pad\u00e1ky, p\u0159es pad\u00e1ky. J\u00e1 jsem to stopovala, m\u011blo to 14 vte\u0159in. Stejn\u011b je to nepom\u011br. Babi\u0161 nad\u00e1v\u00e1 t\u0159eba 6 hodin a pak se omluv\u00e1 14 vte\u0159in. Ale pozor, nen\u00ed to nejkra\u010d\u0161\u00ed omluva v historii. Tu nejkra\u010d\u00ed n\u00e1m p\u0159edvedl v roce 2000 tehdej\u0161\u00ed premi\u00e9r Milo\u0161 Zeman. Z popudu Vrchn\u00edho soudu se musel omluvit Miroslavu Mackovi za to, \u017ee v televizi Nova prohl\u00e1sil, \u017ee vytuneloval kni\u017en\u00ed velkou obchod. No ta omluva m\u011bla p\u00edsemnou podobu, m\u011bla takov\u00e9 asi dva \u0159\u00e1dky a byla na obrazovce 8 vte\u0159in. My jsme pak Zemana m\u011bli ve sv\u00e9m po\u0159adu v divadle Ji\u0159\u00edho Grossmana. Jsme se optali, pro\u010d zrovna 8 vte\u0159in a on prohl\u00e1sil 8 vte\u0159in je podle psychologu minim\u00e1ln\u00ed \u010das, kdy i m\u00e9n\u011b bystry jedinec, co\u017e se net\u00fdk\u00e1, podot\u00fdk\u00e1m, net\u00fdk\u00e1 doktora Macka, dok\u00e1\u017ee p\u0159e\u010d\u00edst dva \u0159\u00e1dky. My jsme pak ze \u0160imkem v na\u0161em po\u0159adu zavedli takovou rubriku usm\u00ed\u0159en\u00ed, anep omluvy ob\u010dan\u016fm, jo, nap\u0159\u00edklad omlouv\u00e1m se sv\u00e9 vedouc\u00ed Milu\u0161ce Sk\u00e1kave za to, \u017ee, kdy\u017e se m\u011b jedna z\u00e1kaznice zeptala, m\u00e1te veselou kr\u00e1vu, tak se mi odpov\u011bd\u011bla m\u00e1me, ale moment\u00e1ln\u011b si na chv\u00edli odsko\u010dila. Promi\u0148, Milu\u0161ko, j\u00e1 v\u00edm, \u017ee ty jsi nikam neodsko\u010dila, ty jsi norm\u00e1ln\u011b pomalu ode\u0161la. Minist\u0159i Barto\u0161 a Stanyura d\u00e1vaj\u00ed b\u00fdval\u00fdm poslanc\u016fm ze sv\u00fdch stran smlouvy na poradenstv\u00ed a dal\u0161\u00ed pr\u00e1ce za miliony. No tak UODS m\u011b to nep\u0159ekvapuje, proto\u017ee ta mala dom\u016f byla v\u017edycky velk\u00e1, ale Pir\u00e1ti? Vzpom\u00edn\u00e1te si, jak\u00fdm heslem Pir\u00e1ti vstupovali do vysok\u00e9 politiky? Pusten\u00e1 znan\u011b a Ivan Barto\u0161 k tomu zp\u00edval. V r\u00e1jzni se otv\u00edraj\u00ed, ven vych\u00e1z\u00ed gorila, aby pravdu upravila a tu tvoji zabila. My nejsme san\u011b, my nejsme san\u011b, my nejsme san\u011b, tak puste n\u00e1s na n\u011b. No, my jsme je pustili a co Pir\u00e1ti ud\u011blali? M\u00edsto toho, aby se na n\u011b vrhli, tak se s nimi docela oby\u010dejn\u011b zp\u0159\u00e1hli. No, tak\u017ee u\u017e ani Barto\u0161 nem\u00e1 ty dredy rebelsk\u00e9, ale jsou docela poslu\u0161n\u00e9. P\u0159itom poslechn\u011bte si, co v\u0161echno n\u00e1m v p\u00edsni slibovali. My se za v\u00e1s porveme, my neustupujeme, nepropadne \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd hlas, my se porveme za v\u00e1s. No, j\u00e1 konstatuju, \u017ee zat\u00edm se fakt darovou o svoje z\u00e1jmy. Podle pr\u016fzkumu v\u011bt\u0161ina lid\u00ed pova\u017euje Fialovu vl\u00e1du za nejhor\u0161\u00ed od roku 2014, jo rok 2014. P\u0159ipome\u0148me si toto tehdy ve Strakov\u011b akademi na premi\u00e9rovi ne\u010dasov\u00fd rajtovala nejen n\u00e1zorov\u011b jeho sekret\u00e1\u0159ka Na\u010fova. Nyn\u00ed u\u017e ne\u010dasov\u00e1, ale j\u00e1 bych netvrdila, \u017ee to je vl\u00e1dn\u00ed dno. Pod\u00edvejte se, co vstupuje do politiky, v\u00edte, jak se \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 schopn\u00e9mu, \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00e9mu \u010dlov\u011bku, kter\u00fd m\u00e1 osobnost, charisma a chce slou\u017eit lidu? Kuriozita. No a kuriozita m\u00e1 mezi t\u011bmi ostatn\u00edmi asi takov\u00e9 slovo jako hus v kostnici. Pak se ned\u00edvme, \u017ee v na\u0161\u00ed zemi je soustavn\u011b starobinec, teda rozlo\u017een\u00fd starosti a binec. P\u0159ib\u00fdv\u00e1 podvodn\u00edk\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed na seznamk\u00e1ch l\u00e1kaj\u00ed z d\u016fv\u011b\u0159ivc\u016f pen\u00edze. No j\u00e1 m\u00e1m kamar\u00e1dku a j\u00e1 jsem jej\u00ed p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh stv\u00e1rnila do takov\u00e9 b\u00e1sni\u010dky, kterou v\u00e1m te\u010f p\u0159e\u010dtu jo. Na d\u00e1mu v letech p\u0159i\u0161la jarn\u00ed touha, chci naj\u00edt l\u00e1sku a aby byla dlouh\u00e1, vzala fotky z bali, vyfotila zadek, to v\u0161echno dala p\u011bkn\u011b do seznamek. L\u00edbil se j\u00ed fe\u0161\u00e1k, napsal j\u00ed my love, si beautiful woman, mezi vrapci p\u00e1v, pr\u00fd pootci z d\u011bdi d\u016fm u mo\u0159e v Porto. Realita byla jin\u00e1, vyb\u00edlil j\u00ed konto. Tak si d\u00e1vejte pozor a z\u00edtra u po\u0159adu polypte si preference zase ahoj.","nbla_serie":"4187","nbla_season":"2023","nbla_episode":"23","nbla_duration":"304.96","nbla_genre":"3.1.3","nbla_editorial_format":"2.1.5","nbla_mtime":"1697468121","nbla_url":"https:\/\/origin.a11.cz\/vod\/cx9yxbqlsn9j749xmmykgsvcu.mp4","nbla_version":"1697468121","nbla_odvysilano":"Ano","bunny_id":"412540e3-8638-4fec-8a01-e6dc91c75f11","youtube_id":"","datum_vydani":"20231016","stopaz":"304.96","dokument":[],"video_to":[]},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/video\/12159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/video"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/types\/video"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/media\/12474"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12159"},{"taxonomy":"porad","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/porad?post=12159"},{"taxonomy":"region","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/region?post=12159"},{"taxonomy":"kategorie","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/kategorie?post=12159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}