{"id":11668,"date":"2023-10-09T21:00:08","date_gmt":"2023-10-09T19:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/?post_type=video&#038;p=11668"},"modified":"2023-10-09T19:57:50","modified_gmt":"2023-10-09T17:57:50","slug":"polibte-si-preference-13","status":"publish","type":"video","link":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/video\/polibte-si-preference-13\/","title":{"rendered":"Polibte si preference 9. 10. 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Premier Fiala v rozhovoru pro blesk p\u0159iznal, \u017ee n\u00e1m tro\u0161ku uj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed vlak. Tro\u0161ku, to je tro\u0161ku p\u0159ehnan\u00e9, ne? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":11770,"template":"","categories":[183,173],"porad":[235],"region":[],"kategorie":[],"class_list":["post-11668","video","type-video","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ostatni","category-ze-spolecnosti","porad-polibte-si-preference"],"acf":[],"meta_box":{"nbla_idec":"A2302815","nbla_title":"Polibte si preference","nbla_subtitle":"","nbla_summary":"Aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed ud\u00e1losti glosovan\u00e9 neskute\u010dnou Zuzanou Bub\u00edlkovou. Bez cenzury, s nads\u00e1zkou a typick\u00fdm, n\u011bkdy i nekorektn\u00edm vlastn\u00edm humorem.","nbla_description":"","nbla_transcription":"V\u00edt\u00e1m v\u00e1s jako ka\u017ed\u00fd p\u0159edn\u00ed den po zpr\u00e1v\u00e1hu po\u0159adu polibte si preference, ve kter\u00e9m satiricky komentujeme uplynul\u00e9 d\u011bn\u00ed. Premier Fiala v rozhovoru Problesk P\u0159iznal, \u017ee n\u00e1m tro\u0161ku uj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed vlak. Tro\u0161ku, to je tro\u0161ku p\u0159ehnan\u00e9, ne? V\u017edy\u0165 v\u00e1s my v Praze chyt\u00e1me pendolino, kter\u00e9 pr\u00e1v\u011b v\u00fd\u017ed\u00ed do Olomouce. My se k Prosperit\u011b bl\u00ed\u017e\u00edme, jak blesk, teda ne tak rychle, ale tak klika\u010de. V\u00edte, pro\u010d se u n\u00e1s Prosperita p\u00ed\u0161e s m\u011bkk\u00fdmi? Proto\u017ee je to u\u017e dlouho ciz\u00ed pojem. Ale mus\u00edm uznat, \u017ee n\u011bkter\u00e9 istoty m\u00e1me. Nap\u0159\u00edklad, kdy\u017e v\u00e1m n\u011bkdo n\u011bco ukradne. M\u00e1te naprostou jistotu, \u017ee to u\u017e v \u017eivot\u011b neuvid\u00edte. Kdy\u017e se u n\u00e1s vyp\u00ed\u0161e v\u00fdb\u011brov\u00e9 \u0159\u00edzen\u00ed, m\u00e1te naprostou jistotu, \u017ee bude cinkl\u00e9. Kdy\u017e k n\u00e1m p\u0159ijdou pen\u00edze z Evropsk\u00e9 unie, m\u00e1te naprostou jistotu, \u017ee t\u0159etina z nich se rozkrade. Tak\u017ee jedinou pozitivn\u00ed jistotou je, \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00e1 i ta nejhor\u0161\u00ed vl\u00e1da za \u010dty\u0159i roky kon\u010d\u00ed, aby uvolnila m\u00edsto je\u0161t\u011b hor\u0161\u00ed. \u0158editel d\u011btsk\u00e9ho domova z Nechanic si nech\u00e1val sponzorsk\u00e9 d\u00e1ry ur\u010den\u00e9 d\u011btem, v\u010detn\u011b hra\u010dek a pli\u0161\u00e1ku. Tak\u017ee to byl \u0159editel ne z Nechanic, ale z Nenechanic. No a \u017ee si nech\u00e1val pli\u0161\u00e1ky, no tak t\u0159eba m\u00e1 dal\u0161\u00ed pohlav\u00ed, takzvan\u00fd pli\u0161oun. Krom\u011b toho si \u0159editel k platu \u00fa\u010dtoval statis\u00edcov\u00e9 odm\u011bny za pedagogickou \u010dinnost. Za t\u0159i m\u011bs\u00edce tak inkasoval 1,4 milionu korun, co\u017e v\u0161ak umo\u017e\u0148uje z\u00e1konn\u00edk pr\u00e1ce. J\u00e1 to \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m po\u0159\u00e1d. U n\u00e1s nejpou\u017e\u00edvan\u011bj\u0161\u00edm a nejvyu\u017e\u00edvan\u011bj\u0161\u00edm z\u00e1konem je d\u00edra v z\u00e1kon\u011b. Kr\u00e1lov\u00e9hradeck\u00fd kraj se s ministerstvem \u0161kolstv\u00ed te\u010f psou, \u010di je to vin\u00e1, \u017ee to \u0159editeli nezatrhli d\u0159\u00edv no\u010d\u00ed. Na to kr\u00e1sn\u011b odpov\u00ed bajka z Prvn\u00ed republiky. Vsadili se v\u016fl ze \u017eelvou, kdo z nich bude prvn\u00ed u Vysok\u00e9ho stromu za d\u011bdinou. Jako prvn\u00ed dob\u011bhla \u017eelva, \u010dekala den, dva v\u016fl nikde. T\u0159et\u00ed den dob\u011bhl v\u016fl \u00fapln\u011b spocen\u00fd. \u017delva pov\u00edd\u00e1, kde jsi byl vole tak dlouho. V\u016fl pov\u00edd\u00e1, v\u00ed \u017eelvo, j\u00e1 jsem asi opravdu v\u016fl. J\u00e1 jsem b\u011b\u017eel \u00fa\u0159edn\u00ed cestou. Ex poslance Kota zapleten\u00e9ho do korup\u010dn\u00edho skand\u00e1lu s doktorem R\u00e1tem pustili p\u0159ed\u010dasn\u011b z v\u011bzen\u00ed po 4 letech na svobodu za dobr\u00e9 chov\u00e1n\u00ed a dobrou p\u0159ev\u00fdchovu. \u0160koda, \u017ee nenapsali, jestli ho p\u0159evychovali v tom, \u017ee p\u0159estal chlastat, proto\u017ee on teda opravdu to byla prvn\u00ed liga. Ten se let kdy nedostal z bufetu v\u016fbec ke hlasov\u00e1n\u00ed do zasedac\u00ed s\u00edn\u011b. J\u00e1 jsem to d\u011blala, tak\u017ee to v\u00edm p\u0159esn\u011b. J\u00e1 jsem tehdy vymyslela vtip poslanec kot se vrac\u00ed ze sn\u011bmovny opravdu a po kter\u00e9 stran\u011b ulice jde po obou. Jednou a to si tak\u00e9 pamatuju osobn\u011b p\u0159edstoupil p\u0159ed novin\u00e1\u0159e a m\u011bl \u00fapln\u011b dotlu\u010denou tv\u00e1\u0159i a tvrdil, \u017ee spadl ze schodu. No ov\u0161em sv\u011btkov\u00e9 tvrdili, \u017ee se den p\u0159edt\u00edm porval v hospod\u011b. No j\u00e1 nev\u00edm, j\u00e1 jsem potom nep\u00e1trala, ale fakt jeden, \u017ee kdy\u017e ned\u00e1vno Helena Vondr\u00e1\u010dkov\u00e1 \u017euchla ze schodu, tak m\u011bla modr\u00fd zadek. Kot m\u011bl modr\u00fd ksicht. No, i kdy\u017e v jeho p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b to zase a\u017e tak velk\u00fd rozd\u00edl nen\u00ed. No nic, to byla minulost. J\u00e1 p\u0159eji upadu kotovi, aby opravdu se p\u0159evychoval, aby za\u010dal nov\u00fd \u017eivot. On se te\u010f zam\u011bstn\u00e1 v jedn\u00e9 nemocnici v rehabilita\u010dn\u00edm odd\u011blen\u00ed, tak mu p\u0159eji, aby pacienti nikdy p\u0159i vysloven\u00ed jeho jm\u00e9na nemuseli koktat. Jsme sv\u011btovou raritou, do p\u0159ed\u010dasn\u00e9ho d\u016fchodu odch\u00e1z\u00ed v\u00edc lid\u00ed, ne\u017e do \u0159\u00e1dn\u00e9ho. V z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed se po\u010det \u017e\u00e1dosti zdvojn\u00e1sobil. No tak to se dalo \u010dekat, prost\u011b lidi vyu\u017eili to, \u017ee prezident podepsal o den pozd\u011bji novou d\u016fchodovou reformu, tak\u017ee je\u0161t\u011b vyu\u017eili ten m\u011bs\u00edc, kter\u00fd jim vlastn\u011b takto daroval a odch\u00e1zeli do p\u0159ed\u010dasn\u00e9ho d\u016fchodu v\u00fdhodn\u011b i podle star\u00fdch pravidel. U\u017e tedy Kalousek \u0159ekl tohle gesto prezidenta n\u00e1s v\u00fdjde draho, no a vych\u00e1z\u00ed. V\u00edte, jak\u00fd je nejkr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed den ministra financ\u00ed stan Juru, kdy\u017e na vl\u00e1d\u011b Jure\u010dka r\u00e1no zahl\u00e1s\u00ed d\u016fchodci za v\u010derej\u0161ek minus to. Podle britsk\u00e9ho ekonomice po\u010det lid\u00ed, kte\u0159\u00ed v\u011b\u0159\u00ed, \u017ee zem\u011b je placat\u00e1 strojn\u00e1sobil. Legend\u00e1rn\u00ed astrofizik Grig\u00e1\u0159 s t\u00edmto n\u00e1zorem bojuje den a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 blbost nesm\u00ed zaplavit sv\u011bt. Bohu\u017eel, pane Grig\u00e1\u0159e u\u017e zaplavila a soci\u00e1ln\u00ed s\u00edt\u011b ty k tomu opravdu zd\u00e1rn\u011b p\u0159isp\u00edvaj\u00ed. Dnes si ka\u017ed\u00fd my\u0161lenkov\u00fd p\u0161ouk m\u016f\u017ee n\u011bkdo za\u010d\u00edt vyd\u00e1vat za v\u011bdeck\u00fd objev a je\u0161t\u011b na Instagramu na tom vyd\u011bl\u00e1v\u00e1. J\u00e1 v\u00e1m \u0159eknu, \u017ee j\u00e1 jsem zv\u011bdav\u00e1, kdy n\u011bkdo p\u0159ijde z teori\u00ed, \u017ee \u010dlov\u011bk vlastn\u011b je pt\u00e1k. Ale po narozen\u00ed, po porodu n\u00e1m tajn\u011b d\u00e1vaj\u00ed v\u0161em i n\u011bkci, d\u00edky kter\u00e9 n\u00e1m zakrn\u00ed k\u0159\u00eddla a narostou lopatky. Tak se m\u011bjte a z\u00edtra p\u0159i po\u0159adu. 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