{"id":11666,"date":"2023-10-10T13:12:55","date_gmt":"2023-10-10T11:12:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/?post_type=video&#038;p=11666"},"modified":"2023-10-11T08:18:59","modified_gmt":"2023-10-11T06:18:59","slug":"polibte-si-preference-11","status":"publish","type":"video","link":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/video\/polibte-si-preference-11\/","title":{"rendered":"Polibte si preference 10. 10. 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ministr zdravotnictv\u00ed V\u00e1lek od ledna mo\u017en\u00e1 zru\u0161\u00ed sporn\u00e9 povinn\u00e9 p\u0159es\u010dasy l\u00e9ka\u0159\u016f v nemocnic\u00edch&#8230;  Ex politici man\u017eel\u00e9 Kate\u0159ina \u017dak a ministr Burs\u00edk se vr\u00e1tili do politiky&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":11865,"template":"","categories":[183,173],"porad":[235],"region":[],"kategorie":[],"class_list":["post-11666","video","type-video","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ostatni","category-ze-spolecnosti","porad-polibte-si-preference"],"acf":[],"meta_box":{"nbla_idec":"A2302816","nbla_title":"Polibte si preference","nbla_subtitle":"","nbla_summary":"Aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed ud\u00e1losti glosovan\u00e9 neskute\u010dnou Zuzanou Bub\u00edlkovou. Bez cenzury, s nads\u00e1zkou a typick\u00fdm, n\u011bkdy i nekorektn\u00edm vlastn\u00edm humorem.","nbla_description":"","nbla_transcription":"I dnes v\u00e1s v\u00edt\u00e1m u po\u0159adu politici preference, ve kter\u00e9m satiricky glosujeme uplynul\u00e9 d\u011bn\u00ed, tak\u017ee jdeme na to. Ministr zdravotnictv\u00ed v\u00e1lek od ledna mo\u017en\u00e1 zru\u0161\u00ed sporn\u00e9 povinn\u00e9 p\u0159es \u010dasy l\u00e9ka\u0159\u016f v nemocnic\u00edch, kter\u00e9 zavedlo od \u0159\u00edjna. No to je norm\u00e1ln\u011b poh\u00e1dka py\u0161n\u00e1 princezna. Kdyby se to\u010dila nov\u00e1 verze, m\u011bla bych n\u00e1vrh na \u00fapln\u011b nov\u00e9 geni\u00e1ln\u00ed obsazen\u00ed. Py\u0161n\u00e1 princezna by byla Mark\u00e9ta Pekarov\u00e1 Adamov\u00e1, jej\u00ed ch\u016fva Pistolnice \u010cernochov\u00e1. Ten mlad\u00fd princ, kter\u00fd se p\u0159estrojil za zahradn\u00edka, tak to by byl Ivan Barto\u0161, proto\u017ee ten by nau\u010dil konopy zp\u00edvat p\u00edsni\u010dku rozv\u00edjej se poup\u00e1dko a po hrad\u011b by b\u011bhal star\u00fd roztr\u017eit\u00fd kr\u00e1l v\u00e1lek a vyk\u0159ikoval odvol\u00e1v\u00e1m, co jsem na\u0159\u00eddil a na\u0159izuj\u00ed, co jsem odvolal. Ex politici Man\u017eele Kate\u0159ina \u017dak a ministr Burs\u00edk se vr\u00e1tili do politiky. Ona je vedouc\u00ed odd\u011blen\u00ed kancel\u00e1\u0159e \u00da\u0159adu vl\u00e1dy pro romsk\u00e9 z\u00e1le\u017eitosti a n\u00e1rodnostn\u00ed men\u0161iny. On pracuje jako poradce ministra pro evropsk\u00e9 z\u00e1le\u017eitosti Dvo\u0159\u00e1ka. M\u011bsi\u010dn\u011b si p\u0159ijdou spole\u010dn\u011b zhruba na 60 a\u017e 70 tis\u00edc, podle toho, jak\u00e9 maj\u00ed odm\u011bny. No tak na politick\u00e9 zkrachovance je to docela slu\u0161n\u00e9 v\u00fdslu\u017en\u00e9, nebo jak to nazvat, no tak v\u00fdplatou, anebo v\u00fdd\u011blkem bych to asi nenazvala, to by bylo p\u0159ehnan\u00e9. V\u00edte, co nech\u00e1pu, pro\u010d na\u0161e vysok\u00e9 \u0161koly po\u0159\u00e1d chrl\u00ed mlad\u00e9 odborn\u00edky s nov\u00fdm pohledem na sv\u011bt. Kdy\u017e na t\u011bch rozhoduj\u00edc\u00edch m\u00edstech tr\u010d\u00ed po\u0159\u00e1d ty sam\u00e9 biomasy. Tak\u017ee to nen\u00ed vlastn\u011b obm\u011bna k\u00e1dru, to je \u0161oup\u00e1n\u00ed star\u00fdm n\u00e1bytkem. A teda mus\u00edm \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee Kate\u0159inu \u017dak a Martina Bursika tak tu snad, ty snad p\u0159ivezli z politick\u00e9 skl\u00e1dky. Poslankyn\u011b zhnut\u00ed stan Kov\u00e1\u0159ov\u00e1 p\u0159ipravila etick\u00fd kodex poslance, ve kter\u00e9m se poslanc\u016fm zakazuje koleg\u016fm zprost\u011b nad\u00e1vat s od\u00favodn\u011bn\u00edm sn\u011bmovna zhrubla. No tak je to nam\u00ed\u0159en\u00e9 a v\u0161ude se to \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee to je vlastn\u011b proti Babisovi, kter\u00fd tam pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 zprost\u00fd slova, ale v\u00e1\u017een\u00ed ta sn\u011bmovna zhrubla u\u017e d\u00e1vno. My se \u0160imkem u\u017e jsme d\u00e1vno to kritizovali, tak\u017ee ono to je star\u00e1 z\u00e1le\u017eitost. Ale mus\u00edm v\u00e1s upozornit na jedno, \u017ee nad\u00e1vat se d\u00e1 i slu\u0161n\u011b. J\u00e1 v\u00e1m to p\u0159edvedu. Tak nap\u0159\u00edklad Babi\u0161 \u0159ekl o Kalouskovi, \u017ee je zlod\u011bj, podvodn\u00edk a o\u017eran. Nov\u011bk by \u0159ekl, \u017ee Kalousek je rozpo\u010dtov\u00e1 pijavice a savec, kter\u00fd pije v\u0161echno, co te\u010de, krom\u011b asfaltu, proto\u017ee ten te\u010de pomalu. Taky dobr\u00e1 nad\u00e1vka, ne? A nebo ministra pro evropsk\u00e9 z\u00e1le\u017eitosti Martina Dvo\u0159\u00e1ka ozna\u010dil Babi\u0161 za nulu a parazita, kter\u00fd m\u00e1 zales do d\u00edry, proto\u017ee ho nikdo nezvolil. No tak po zaveden\u00ed kodexu by t\u0159eba nad\u00e1vka zn\u011bla, co d\u011bl\u00e1 tady tenhle vl\u00e1dn\u00ed defekt s destilovan\u00fdm moskem, kter\u00fd, kdy\u017e rozum rozd\u00e1vali, byl se vy\u010durat. Taky dobr\u00fd, ne? A nebo sv\u016fj n\u00e1vrh odvolat ministra Raku\u0161ana kv\u016fli tomu, \u017ee pou\u017e\u00edval \u0161ifrovan\u00fd telefon jako akt\u00e9\u0159i v kauze dozimetr, by mohl Babi\u0161 premi\u00e9rovi Fialovi zd\u016fvodnit v\u00fdsti\u017en\u011b. Pan ministr je jako k\u00e1dr Koso\u0161tverec, ale jako Koso\u0161tverec je to k\u00e1dr. J\u00e1 si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee to je dal\u0161\u00ed blbost p\u0159esn\u011b takov\u00e1, jako bylo byla zav\u00e9st ve sn\u011bmovn\u011b Prohibici. V podstat\u011b v\u0161ichni, kdo cht\u011bl, tak si nosili chlast z domu, akurat tr\u017eba klesla bufet\u016fm. Prezident Ji\u017en\u00edho Sudanu Salva K\u00fdr p\u0159i n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u011b Putina nech\u00e1pal, co m\u00e1 d\u011blat se sluch\u00e1tkem na tlumo\u010den\u00ed, tak\u017ee si s n\u00edm hr\u00e1l. Putin mu napov\u00eddal, on si to d\u00e1val za klobouk a podobn\u011b. Konec konc\u016f pod\u00edvejme se na video z Twitteru. Tak tomu se \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 vlastenec, ten stoj\u00ed v pozoru, kdy\u017e hraj\u00ed hymnu j\u00ed za celu toho, \u017ee se po\u010d\u00far\u00e1. Mo\u017en\u00e1 by mu na\u0161e he\u0159i\u010dka obrmajerov\u00e1 mohla poslat ty pleny proti inkontinenci, kter\u00e9 propaguje v reklam\u011b. No nic, poj\u010fme d\u00e1l video se toti\u017e stalo hitem internetu. Ov\u0161em, jiho sud\u00e1nsk\u00e9 \u00fa\u0159ady zadr\u017eeli v\u0161echny novin\u00e1\u0159e, kte\u0159\u00ed to nato\u010dili a zve\u0159ejnili, a n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed z nich u\u017e se nevr\u00e1tili. No proto si rozum\u00ed s Putinem, tam je \u00fapln\u011b praxe stejn\u00e1. Vid\u00edte, jak je po\u0159\u00e1d je\u0161t\u011b aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed vtip, jak\u00fd je rozd\u00edl mezi pra\u010dkou, kterou pou\u017e\u00edval Stalin a mezi sou\u010dasnou pra\u010dkou. Ta, kterou pou\u017e\u00edval Stalin, m\u011bla o jeden program v\u00edc. I v\u011b\u0161ela. Tak se m\u011bjte a z\u00edtra u po\u0159adu polypte si preference zaj\u00edt zase. 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