{"id":11505,"date":"2023-10-05T21:30:58","date_gmt":"2023-10-05T19:30:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/?post_type=video&#038;p=11505"},"modified":"2023-10-05T19:32:32","modified_gmt":"2023-10-05T17:32:32","slug":"polibte-si-preference-6","status":"publish","type":"video","link":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/video\/polibte-si-preference-6\/","title":{"rendered":"Polibte si preference 5. 10. 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Slovensk\u00e9 parlamentn\u00ed volby vyhr\u00e1l Fic\u016fvv sm\u011br, i kdy\u017e posledn\u00ed pr\u016fzkumy jasn\u011b favorizovaly \u0160ime\u010dkovo progresivn\u00e9 Slovensko.  Prezidentka \u010caputov\u00e1 pozvala k sob\u011b Fica, aby ho pov\u011b\u0159ila sestaven\u00edm vl\u00e1dy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":11552,"template":"","categories":[183,173],"porad":[235],"region":[],"kategorie":[],"class_list":["post-11505","video","type-video","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ostatni","category-ze-spolecnosti","porad-polibte-si-preference"],"acf":[],"meta_box":{"nbla_idec":"A2302813","nbla_title":"Polibte si preference","nbla_subtitle":"","nbla_summary":"Aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed ud\u00e1losti glosovan\u00e9 neskute\u010dnou Zuzanou Bub\u00edlkovou. Bez cenzury, s nads\u00e1zkou a typick\u00fdm, n\u011bkdy i nekorektn\u00edm vlastn\u00edm humorem.","nbla_description":"","nbla_transcription":"I dnes v\u00e1s v\u00edt\u00e1m u po\u0159adu polipte si preference, ve kter\u00e9m satiricky glosujeme uplynul\u00e9 denn\u00ed slovensk\u00e9 parlamentn\u00ed volby vyhr\u00e1l Ficu v smer, i kdy\u017e posledn\u00ed pr\u016fzkumy jasn\u011b favorizovaly \u0161ime\u010dkovo progresivn\u00e9 Slovensko, no tak to bu\u010f na Slovensku u\u017e ne\u0159ou jenom politici, ale i oby\u010dejn\u00ed ob\u010dan\u00e9, anebo a to je pravd\u011bpodobn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed si v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed progresivn\u00edho Slovenska v\u00edce p\u0159\u00e1la slovensk\u00e1 prezidentka a \u010desk\u00e1 vl\u00e1dn\u00ed koalice, ne\u017e samotn\u00ed Slov\u00e1ci. J\u00e1 si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee ta \u010desk\u00e1 proti Ficovsk\u00e1 hysterie, kter\u00e1 u n\u00e1s byla, jak zn\u00e1m Slov\u00e1ky, tak tam musela nahnat Ficovi i hlasy voli\u010d\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed ho p\u0159ed p\u00e1r lety cht\u011bli odvolat. J\u00e1 lituji ministrin\u011b obrany \u010cernochovou, proto\u017ee ta po sv\u00e9m proti Ficovsk\u00e9m v\u00fdpadu te\u010f mus\u00ed nosit smute\u010dn\u00ed tanga. J\u00e1 bych cht\u011bla poprosit na\u0161e politiky, a\u017e n\u00e1s zase za\u010dnou l\u00edbat n\u011bjak\u00fdmi agresivn\u00edmi v\u00fdroky proti n\u011bkomu, kdo se jim nel\u00edb\u00ed, aby si vzali p\u0159\u00edklad od k\u0159e\u010dku. V\u00edte, co ud\u011blaj\u00ed k\u0159e\u010dci, ne\u017e se za\u010dnou l\u00edbat? Vyplivnou zrn\u00ed. U slovensk\u00fdch volev v jednom okrsku sed\u011bly dva opily \u010dlenov\u00e9 volebn\u00ed komise. Jenom dva a jenom v jednom okrsku? J\u00e1 bych sp\u00ed\u0161e \u0159ekla, \u017ee v jednom volebn\u00edm okrsku sed\u011bly dva st\u0159\u00edzlivy, proto\u017ee v\u011bte, kedy je Slov\u00e1kovi dobr\u00e9, ke\u010f se o\u017eerje a je mu zle. Michal \u0160ime\u010dka z Progresivn\u00e9ho Slovenska prohl\u00e1sil, \u017ee ud\u011bl\u00e1 v\u0161echno pro to, aby zabr\u00e1nil Ficovi sestavit koalici a co chce ud\u011blat, nab\u00eddnout Pelegrinimu m\u00edsto funkci premi\u00e9ra a pak sestavit z toho zbytku takovou vl\u00e1dn\u00ed koalici, jako je u n\u00e1s p\u011btikolka a tv\u00e1\u0159it se a tvrdit Slov\u00e1k\u016fm, \u017ee vlastn\u011b tohle cht\u011bli. No, tak j\u00e1 si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee ti, co s v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00edm Fica prohr\u00e1li, by si m\u011bli uv\u011bdomit, \u017ee Slov\u00e1ci volili podle takov\u00e9ho zaj\u00edmav\u00e9ho hesla. Po\u0159\u00e1d je lep\u0161\u00ed v\u0161eho schopn\u00fd Fico, ne\u017e ten neschopn\u00fd by\u0165 demokratick\u00fd zbytek. Prezidentka \u010caputov\u00e1 pozvala k sob\u011b Fica, aby ho pov\u011b\u0159ila sestaven\u00edm vl\u00e1dy. Byla to \u010dtvrt hodina bez \u00fasm\u011bvu, no kdyby jenom bez \u00fasm\u011bvu. Ti se tv\u00e1\u0159ili tak, jako kdyby dopl\u0148ili slovenskou jimnu. Na Tatrou se bl\u00edzk\u00e1 a po Tatrou se bl\u00edzk\u00e1 t\u011b\u017e. \u010caputov\u00e1 dala Ficovi na sestaven\u00ed vl\u00e1dy 14 dn\u00ed. No to byla \u0161t\u011bdr\u00e1, jo, proto\u017ee j\u00e1, kdy\u017e jsem vid\u011bla, jak se po volb\u00e1ch tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed, jo, tak jsem si myslela, \u017ee mu d\u00e1 14 hodin. M\u011b stejn\u011b zaj\u00edmalo, kolik by dala \u010dasu na sestaven\u00ed vl\u00e1dy padu \u0160ime\u010dkovi z progresivn\u00edho Slovenska, co\u017e je strada, ve kter\u00e9 ona sama p\u016fsobila. J\u00e1 to odhaduji tak na 14 m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f. Prost\u011b nadstranickost prezidenta by m\u011bla b\u00fdt n\u011bco podobn\u00e9ho jako spravedlnost. M\u011bla by b\u00fdt slep\u00e1, m\u011bla by m\u00edt o\u010di ovazan\u00e9 \u0161\u00e1tkem. No, bohu\u017eel ten \u0161\u00e1tek n\u011bkdy docela slu\u0161n\u011b prosv\u00edt\u00e1. A na z\u00e1v\u011br n\u011bco od n\u00e1s. Ministerstva vyplatila za prvn\u00edch 6 m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f sv\u00fdm poradc\u016fm 100 milion\u016f korun. J\u00e1 to \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m po\u0159\u00e1dno. Poradc\u016f p\u0159ib\u00fdv\u00e1 a probl\u00e9mu neub\u00fdv\u00e1. Prost\u011b neplat\u00ed v\u00edce hlav, v\u00edce rozumu. U n\u00e1s plat\u00ed v\u00edce hlav, v\u00edce v\u00fddaj\u016f. J\u00e1 jsem vymyslel a vtipil. Jdou t\u0159i. Jeden je darmozroud, druh\u00fd darmo\u0161lap a t\u0159et\u00ed je taky poradce. Tak se m\u011bjte a z\u00edtra u po\u0159adu polite si preference zase. 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