{"id":11310,"date":"2023-10-03T16:58:18","date_gmt":"2023-10-03T14:58:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/?post_type=video&#038;p=11310"},"modified":"2023-10-05T11:03:27","modified_gmt":"2023-10-05T09:03:27","slug":"polibte-si-preference-8","status":"publish","type":"video","link":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/video\/polibte-si-preference-8\/","title":{"rendered":"Polibte si preference 3. 10. 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u010ce\u0161i jezd\u00ed zase tankovat do Polska, benz\u00edn je tam o 10 korun levn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed&#8230; N\u00e1jezdy \u010desk\u00fdch \u0159idi\u010d\u016f do Polska jsou tak siln\u00e9, \u017ee v pohrani\u010d\u00ed u\u017e poledne doch\u00e1z\u00ed u benz\u00ednek benz\u00edn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":11467,"template":"","categories":[183,173],"porad":[235],"region":[],"kategorie":[],"class_list":["post-11310","video","type-video","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ostatni","category-ze-spolecnosti","porad-polibte-si-preference"],"acf":[],"meta_box":{"nbla_idec":"A2302812","nbla_title":"Polibte si preference","nbla_subtitle":"","nbla_summary":"Aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed ud\u00e1losti glosovan\u00e9 neskute\u010dnou Zuzanou Bub\u00edlkovou. Bez cenzury, s nads\u00e1zkou a typick\u00fdm, n\u011bkdy i nekorektn\u00edm vlastn\u00edm humorem.","nbla_description":"","nbla_transcription":"I dnes je tady satiricky po\u0159\u00e1d polibte si preference. \u010ce\u0161i jezd\u00ed zase tankovat do Polska, benz\u00edn je tam o 10 korun levn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. Na tom i vysv\u011btlete, jak je to mo\u017en\u00e9, v\u017edy\u0165 p\u0159ece Pol\u00e1ci berou ropu ze stejn\u00fdch zdroj\u016f. Dolar posiluje stejn\u011b ke korun\u011b, jako ke zlot\u00e9mu. Dokonce tam u\u017e Polsku tak\u00e9 u\u017e zv\u00fd\u0161ili DPH, tak\u017ee ty v\u00fdmluvy na\u0161ich politik\u016f to je n\u011bco podobn\u00e9ho, jako kdy\u017e jednou zastavili \u0160imka na d\u00e1lnici a pov\u00eddaj\u00ed pane \u0160imek, tady je 120 a vy jedete 150. On pov\u00edd\u00e1 omyl, j\u00e1 jedu 120, m\u011b ze zadu tla\u010d\u00ed v\u00edtr. Nejnov\u011bj\u0161\u00edm zd\u016fvodn\u011bn\u00edm je, \u017ee v Polsku je p\u0159ed volbami, tak\u017ee tamn\u00ed politici necht\u011bj\u00ed zv\u00fd\u0161ovat ceny. Aha, tak\u017ee u n\u00e1s je proto tak drahop, jo, proto\u017ee dovoleb je je\u0161t\u011b daleko. To je zd\u016fvodn\u011bn\u00ed podobn\u00e9 tomu, kter\u00e9 mi jednou \u0159ekl tehdej\u0161\u00ed vicepremi\u00e9r v Zemanov\u011b vl\u00e1d\u011b \u0160pidla, to bylo v roce 98. Na to nikdy nezapomenu. J\u00e1 jsem se ho zeptala, pro\u010d Zemanov\u011b vl\u00e1d\u011b nen\u00ed ani jedna \u017eena a on mi odpov\u011bd\u011bl, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 nebyla po ruce. N\u00e1jezdy \u010desk\u00fdch \u0159idi\u010d\u016f do Polska jsou tak siln\u00e9, \u017ee v pohrani\u010d\u00ed u\u017e poledne doch\u00e1z\u00ed u benz\u00ednek benz\u00edn. Tak to je jasn\u00e9, \u010de\u0161i jsou odchovan\u00ed babi\u010dkou bo\u017eeny n\u011bmcov\u00e9, ta p\u0159esplot pro p\u00edrko sko\u010dila. V\u00e1m \u0159eknu teda, kdyby te\u010f \u017eila babi\u010dka, ta by se nask\u00e1kala, co ta by se nask\u00e1kala tak, \u017ee by v diamantov\u00e9 lize v atletice vyhr\u00e1la skok do d\u00e1lky, mo\u017en\u00e1 i do v\u00fd\u0161ky a mo\u017en\u00e1 trojskou a mo\u017en\u00e1 by si sko\u010dila i o ty\u010di. V \u0158ecku se p\u0159ed sesov\u00fd p\u016fdy a de\u0161ti schovali ovce jednoho farm\u00e1\u0159e do sklen\u00edku s l\u00e9\u010debn\u00fdm konop\u00edm a sn\u011bdli ho p\u0159es 270 kilogram\u016f, pak za\u010daly sk\u00e1kat do v\u00fd\u0161ky, co\u017e nikdy ned\u011blali a sk\u00e1kali v\u00fd\u0161 ne\u017e kozy. Je\u0161t\u011b \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed, \u017ee konoby nese\u017erali kozy, proto\u017ee by sk\u00e1kali v\u00fd\u0161 ne\u017e \u017eirafy. Potom ty sk\u00e1kaj\u00edc\u00ed konopn\u00e9 kozy podojili, ud\u011blali z toho ov\u010d\u00ed s\u00edr a pr\u00fd ho p\u0159ivezli do poslaneck\u00e9 sn\u011bmovny do bufetu. Te\u010f kone\u010dn\u011b ch\u00e1pu, pro\u010d Andrej Babi\u0161 vyt\u00e1hl po\u010das jedn\u00e1n\u00ed ve sn\u011bmovn\u011b na fialu toho or\u00e1\u017eov\u00e9ho r\u016f\u017eov\u00e9ho mimonie, jo, no, proto\u017ee s\u00e1m byl mimo sn\u011bdl ov\u010d\u00ed s\u00edr. Pr\u00fd na to zareagovala i Evropsk\u00e1 unie a p\u0159ipravila z\u00e1kon o povolen\u00e9 v\u00fd\u0161ce vyskakov\u00e1n\u00ed ovc\u00ed. Z letadla, kter\u00e9 startovalo z Lanzarote do Liverpoolu, muselo vystoupit 20 lid\u00ed, proto\u017ee letadlo bylo p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9. Piloto ozn\u00e1mil cestuj\u00edc\u00edm t\u011bsn\u011b p\u0159ed startem. No tak j\u00e1 to ch\u00e1pu, no prost\u011b nosnost letadel se nep\u0159izp\u016fsobuje n\u00e1m lidem, kte\u0159\u00ed m\u00e1me st\u00e1le vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed hmotnost, jo. Vedle m\u011b jednou z Lond\u00fdna do Lozenzo si sedl takov\u00fd d\u011bda, jo, ten m\u011bl snad 150 kilo a p\u0159et\u00e9kal, jo, na t\u00e9, na to m\u00e9 sedadlo. J\u00e1 furt uh\u00fdbala, jo, a to s\u00e1dlo za mnou, to bylo n\u011bco stra\u0161n\u00e9ho, jo. Pak usnul, rozlil se je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc, chr\u00e1pal, jo. \u0158\u00edk\u00e1m, pane bo\u017ee, snad u\u017e nic jin\u00e9ho nem\u016f\u017ee ud\u011blat. P\u0159inesli mu j\u00eddlo, mlaskal, pak si vybral prot\u00e9zu, vy\u010distil si a zase si vrazil, \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, no u\u017e nic jin\u00e9ho nem\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt hor\u0161\u00edho, bylo, vyzul se. V\u00fdzva pilota, aby 20 cestuj\u00edc\u00edch vystoupilo, vyvolala v letadle nevoli a nikdo se ani nehnul, a\u017e do chv\u00edle, kdy pilot ozn\u00e1mil, \u017ee spole\u010dnost ka\u017ed\u00e9ho, kdo vystoup\u00ed, od\u0161kodn\u00ed 500 eury. Okam\u017eit\u011b se zvedlo 29 cestuj\u00edc\u00edch, jenom tam, kdyby byly \u010ce\u0161i, tak by vystoupilo cel\u00e9 letadlo, to v\u00e1m za to ru\u0161\u00edm, jak poznamenal jeden m\u016fj zn\u00e1my, kter\u00e9mu jsem to \u0159\u00edkala, on pov\u00edd\u00e1 za 500 eur bych vystupoval z letadla ka\u017ed\u00fd den. V\u00fdzva pilota, aby 20 cestuj\u00edc\u00edch vystoupilo, vyvolala v letadle nevoli a nikdo se ani nehnul, a\u017e do chv\u00edle, kdy pilot ozn\u00e1mil, \u017ee spole\u010dnost ka\u017ed\u00e9ho, kdo vystoup\u00ed, od\u0161kodn\u00ed 500 eury. Okam\u017eit\u011b se zvedlo 19 cestuj\u00edc\u00edch, jenom tam, kdyby v letadle byly \u010ce\u0161i, tak vystoup\u00ed v\u0161ichni, jak poznamenal jeden m\u016fj zn\u00e1my, kter\u00e9mu jsem to \u0159\u00edkala, za 500 eur bych z letadla vystupoval ka\u017ed\u00fd den. Ekonom \u0160vejn\u00e1r shodnotil \u00fasporn\u00fd bal\u00ed\u010dek vl\u00e1dy je\u0161it\u00fd horkou jehlou. Mlad\u00fd \u0160vejn\u00e1\u0159e, j\u00e1 si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee jehla je v tom nevinn\u011b. J\u00e1 vid\u00edm hlavn\u00ed p\u0159\u00ed\u010dinu ministru financ\u00ed Stanura je absolventem elektrotechnick\u00e9 fakulty, a tak jeho bal\u00ed\u010dek je sam\u00fd zkrat. Podle nejnov\u011bj\u0161\u00edho pr\u016fzkumu na vzorku, t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 6000 \u017een se 40% \u010ce\u0161ek v lo\u017enici nud\u00ed. No tak j\u00e1 teda nev\u00edm, ale j\u00e1 teda nech\u00e1pu, pro\u010d by m\u011b man\u017eelstv\u00ed po deseti letech m\u011bli vzru\u0161ovat man\u017eelovi slipy, kter\u00e9 denn\u011b peru. Ono se \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee zvyk je \u017eelezn\u00e1 ko\u0161ile, ale t\u011b\u017eko ud\u011bl\u00e1 z pivn\u00edho pubku neodolateln\u00fd artefakt zul\u00edb\u00e1n\u00ed. Ale j\u00e1 t\u011bmto v\u00fdzkum\u016fm nev\u011b\u0159\u00edm. V\u00edte, j\u00e1 jsem minul\u00e9 glosovala takov\u00fd pr\u016fzkum sociologick\u00fd, pro\u010d se tolik mlad\u00fdch p\u00e1r\u016f rozv\u00e1d\u00ed. No a oni zjistili, \u017ee to je proto, \u017ee se mlad\u00fdm \u010ce\u0161k\u00e1m nechce va\u0159it. A to je teda absolutn\u00ed omyl. Ode m\u011b ka\u017ed\u00fd chlap zdrhl, kdy\u017e jsem za\u010dala va\u0159it. Tak se m\u011bjte a z\u00edtra u po\u0159adu polivte si preference zase. 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