{"id":11040,"date":"2023-09-29T11:30:21","date_gmt":"2023-09-29T09:30:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/?post_type=video&#038;p=11040"},"modified":"2023-10-02T09:30:25","modified_gmt":"2023-10-02T07:30:25","slug":"polibte-si-preference-5","status":"publish","type":"video","link":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/video\/polibte-si-preference-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Polibte si preference 29. 9. 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u010cern\u00e1 Kleopatra \u010del\u00ed na Netflixu \u017ealob\u011b, \u017ee zkresluje historick\u00e1 data. Re\u017eis\u00e9rka z n\u00ed toti\u017e ud\u011blala \u010derno\u0161ku&#8230;. Pros\u00edm v\u00e1s, kdo v\u00ed, jak vypadala Kleopatra ve skute\u010dnosti&#8230;?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":11111,"template":"","categories":[183,173],"porad":[235],"region":[],"kategorie":[],"class_list":["post-11040","video","type-video","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ostatni","category-ze-spolecnosti","porad-polibte-si-preference"],"acf":[],"meta_box":{"nbla_idec":"A2302809","nbla_title":"Polibte si preference","nbla_subtitle":"","nbla_summary":"Aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed ud\u00e1losti glosovan\u00e9 neskute\u010dnou Zuzanou Bub\u00edlkovou. Bez cenzury, s nads\u00e1zkou a typick\u00fdm, n\u011bkdy i nekorektn\u00edm vlastn\u00edm humorem.","nbla_description":"","nbla_transcription":"Je tady dal\u0161\u00ed po\u0159ad, polibte si preference, ve kter\u00e9m satiricky hodnot\u00edme uplynul\u00e9 d\u011bn\u00ed. \u010cern\u00e1 Kleopatra \u010del\u00ed na Netflixu \u017ealob\u011b, \u017ee zkresluje historick\u00e1 data. Re\u017eis\u00e9rka z n\u00ed toti\u017e ud\u011blala \u010derno\u0161ku, proto\u017ee i babi\u010dka, kter\u00e1 teda nebyla \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 histori\u010dka, \u0159ekla, \u017ee byla \u010dern\u00e1 a ona to\u010dila s\u00e9rii film\u016f o africk\u00fd v\u00fdznamn\u00fdch \u017een\u00e1ch. Kleopatra byla z rodu Ptolemaju a jej\u00ed ko\u0159eny sahali a\u017e po Aleksandra Velik\u00e9ho. Pros\u00edm v\u00e1s, kdo v\u00ed, jak vypadala Kleopatra ve skute\u010dnosti, kdo v\u00ed, jak vypadaly jako ty r\u016fzn\u00e9 historick\u00e9 osobnosti, tak\u017ee je mo\u017enost, \u017ee si je p\u0159izp\u016fsob\u00edme podle toho, jak se n\u00e1m to hod\u00ed, jo, tak\u017ee mo\u017en\u00e1 se do\u010dk\u00e1me toho, \u017ee Cezara bude hr\u00e1t Will Smith, jo, Lutera Kinga Brad Pitt, jo, Ludvika 14. ta vousat\u00e1 zp\u011bva\u010dka Conchita Wurst, kr\u00e1lovno Al\u017eb\u011btu Meghan Markle, Obamu Trump a Spartaka Serena Williams. DPH na k\u00e1vu je pro \u00fa\u0159edn\u00edky na ministerstvu financ\u00ed o\u0159\u00ed\u0161ek. K\u00e1va je n\u00e1poj, tak\u017ee je ve vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed DPH, ale k\u00e1va s ml\u00e9kem je co, kdy\u017e je ml\u00e9ko potravina a ta je v ni\u017e\u0161\u00ed DPH. V late p\u0159eva\u017euje ml\u00e9ko, tak\u017ee to bude potravina s ni\u017e\u0161\u00edm DPH, ale kam za\u0159adit kapu\u010dino, kde jsou ml\u00e9ko a k\u00e1va 50 na 50. Tak to snad je n\u00e1m\u011bt na sc\u00e9nku pro holcmana. Pane vrchn\u00ed, cht\u011bl bych k\u00e1vu s ml\u00e9kem a chcete hodn\u011b ml\u00e9ka nebo m\u00e1lo ml\u00e9ka, tak to snad jedno p\u0159ineste mi hodn\u011b ml\u00e9ka, mo\u017en\u00e1 pou\u017eiju m\u00e1lo ml\u00e9ka, no to nem\u016f\u017eete, jak to, no, proto\u017ee kdy\u017e pou\u017eijete hodn\u011b ml\u00e9ka, tak k\u00e1va bude potravina a to je v ni\u017e\u0161\u00ed DPH, kdy\u017e pou\u017eijete m\u00e1lo ml\u00e9ka, tak potravina bude n\u00e1poj a to je ve vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed DPH, jo. Tak mi p\u0159ineste k\u00e1vu, potravinu, k tomu p\u0159\u00edbor, pivo a pod\u011bl\u00e1m se doma bez DPH. N\u00e1rodn\u00ed protidrogov\u00fd koordin\u00e1tor Vobo\u0159il navrhl regulovan\u00fd trh s kokainem. Mysl\u00ed si, \u017ee by to u n\u00e1s mohlo fungovat. No nemysl\u00ed, on to v\u00ed, v\u017edy\u0165 u\u017e to n\u011bkolik let zkou\u0161\u00ed na brn\u011bnsk\u00e9 radnici. Jure\u010dka okam\u017eit\u011b odsoudil v\u00fdrok s t\u00edm, \u017ee my nejsme Mexiko a babi\u017e \u0159\u00e1dal jeho hlavu a j\u00edzliv\u011b dodal. J\u00e1 v\u00edm, \u017ee va\u0161e p\u011btikovalice pou\u017e\u00edva kokain do r\u016fzn\u00fdch otvoru t\u011bla, to jsme se nau\u010dili od v\u00e1s. No tak t\u00e9hle \u00fara\u017ece jsem fakt nerozum\u011bla, ale mo\u017en\u00e1 je to t\u00edm, \u017ee v \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9m otvoru nem\u00e1m kokain. \u010cekaj\u00ed n\u00e1s teda p\u011bkn\u00e9 \u010dasy v\u00e1\u017een\u00ed, tak ve Vile budou \u0159\u00e1dit vyvolen\u00ed v politice zvolen\u00ed ve \u0161kol\u00e1ch zhulen\u00ed v hospod\u00e1ch vyhulen\u00ed na stadionech vyholen\u00ed, a my z toho budeme vykulen\u00ed. Podle Pekarov\u00e9 je vobo\u0159il odborn\u00edk a jen se mu jeden v\u00fdrok nepovedl. No tak ona s n\u00edm m\u00e1 soucit, jo, proto\u017ee ona to m\u00e1 naopak. J\u00ed se za celou politickou kari\u00e9ru jeden v\u00fdrok povedl. Ex kancle\u0159 Min\u00e1\u0159 m\u00e1 dal\u0161\u00ed pr\u016f\u0161v\u011bh jeho spor s Damilou Stehl\u00edkovou, kter\u00e1 ho ozna\u010dila za zlod\u011bja vlasti zr\u00e1dce sou\u010d nep\u0159ijal, ale 251000 korun za pr\u00e1vn\u00edka Min\u00e1\u0159 zaplatil z \u00fa\u010dtu hradu. P\u0159itom na to nem\u011bl n\u00e1rok, proto\u017ee se jednalo o spor soukrom\u00ed. No tak na to, \u017ee z Min\u00e1\u0159 \u0159ekla bych, jak se \u0159ekne slu\u0161n\u011b vy\u010d\u00faran\u00fd finan\u010dn\u011b vynal\u00e9, to je ono, finan\u010dn\u011b vynal\u00e9, tak na to jsme si u\u017e d\u00e1vno zvykli. Ale on pritom cht\u011bl zaplatit ze sv\u00e9ho soukrom\u00e9ho \u00fa\u010dtu, ale ze zvyku tam napsal prost\u011b \u010d\u00edslo \u00fa\u010dtu hradn\u00edho. No, \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 se, psi \u0161t\u011bkaj\u00ed, karavana jde d\u00e1l, tak jsme si po\u0161t\u011bkali. Min\u00e1\u0159 jde klidn\u011b d\u00e1l, jo, a j\u00e1 si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee za 10 let ho budeme od\u0161kod\u0148ovat, proto\u017ee jsme mu po\u0161pinili jeho skv\u011blej jm\u00e9no. Lidi s blbl\u00fd filmem Barbie za\u010daly masov\u011b vyu\u017e\u00edvat speci\u00e1ln\u00ed aplikaci, p\u0159es kterou zkou\u0161ej\u00ed, jak by vypadali jako Ken a Barbie. Tak\u017ee to je podle t\u00e9 nov\u00e9 verzi poh\u00e1dky zrcadlo, \u0159ekni mi, kdo je v t\u00e9hle zemi nejkr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. Uhni, p\u0159es tebe nevid\u00edm. Mezi prvn\u00edmi to vyzkou\u0161ela Monika Babi\u0161ov\u00e1. No, pritom cht\u011bl vyzkou\u0161et i Andrej, jak by vypadal jako Ken, ale to aplikace nezvl\u00e1dla. U pir\u00e1tsk\u00e9 poslankyn\u011b Olgi Richterov\u00e9 se apka taky zapotila, ale pak stvo\u0159ila Barbinu jak vy\u0161itou. No skv\u011bl\u00fd, akor\u00e1t teda douf\u00e1m, \u017ee pani poslankyn\u011b pak rychle nep\u0159e\u0161la kolem zrcadla a nepod\u00edvala se do n\u011bj, proto\u017ee realita je teda mnohem hor\u0161\u00ed, jo. Je teda, jestli lidi za\u010dnou svoje barbinovsk\u00e9 podoby br\u00e1t v\u00e1\u017en\u011b, tak to bude na plastik\u00e1ch na rl\u00e1do. Tak se m\u011bjte, bu\u010fte spokojen\u00ed s t\u00edm, jak vypad\u00e1te a z\u00edtra u Polibte si preference zase. Ahoj.","nbla_serie":"4187","nbla_season":"2023","nbla_episode":"9","nbla_duration":"333","nbla_genre":"3.1.3","nbla_editorial_format":"2.1.5","nbla_mtime":"1695979680","nbla_url":"https:\/\/origin.a11.cz\/vod\/akflfoqmxs2txxz2ea58pdthg.mp4","nbla_version":"1695979671","nbla_odvysilano":"Ano","bunny_id":"7d95f9e5-89a2-4d8a-8616-54187fe68793","youtube_id":"","datum_vydani":"20230929","stopaz":"333","dokument":[],"video_to":[]},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/video\/11040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/video"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/types\/video"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/media\/11111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11040"},{"taxonomy":"porad","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/porad?post=11040"},{"taxonomy":"region","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/region?post=11040"},{"taxonomy":"kategorie","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/kategorie?post=11040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}