{"id":10989,"date":"2023-09-27T15:21:09","date_gmt":"2023-09-27T13:21:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/?post_type=video&#038;p=10989"},"modified":"2023-09-27T21:28:49","modified_gmt":"2023-09-27T19:28:49","slug":"polibte-si-preference-4","status":"publish","type":"video","link":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/video\/polibte-si-preference-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Polibte si preference 27. 9. 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Komer\u010dn\u00ed banka p\u0159i\u0161la na bezpe\u010dn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed verzi internetov\u00e9ho bankovnictv\u00ed. Jen\u017ee kdo tuto aplikaci chce, mus\u00ed si po\u0159\u00eddit nov\u00fd mobil, kter\u00fd nem\u00e1 syst\u00e9m Android&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":11009,"template":"","categories":[183,173],"porad":[235],"region":[],"kategorie":[],"class_list":["post-10989","video","type-video","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ostatni","category-ze-spolecnosti","porad-polibte-si-preference"],"acf":[],"meta_box":{"nbla_idec":"A2302808","nbla_title":"Polibte si preference","nbla_subtitle":"","nbla_summary":"Aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed ud\u00e1losti glosovan\u00e9 neskute\u010dnou Zuzanou Bub\u00edlkovou. Bez cenzury, s nads\u00e1zkou a typick\u00fdm, n\u011bkdy i nekorektn\u00edm vlastn\u00edm humorem.","nbla_description":"","nbla_transcription":"I dnes v\u00e1s v\u00edt\u00e1m v \u00fapo\u0159adu polipte si preference, ve kter\u00e9m satiricky glosujeme uplynul\u00e9 d\u011bn\u00ed. Andrej Babi\u0161 se mus\u00ed omluvit Kalouzkovi za v\u00fdrok, \u017ee zabil lidi p\u0159es spad\u00e1ky, kter\u00e9 nakoupil na ministerstvu obrany. Tak Kalousek v 90. letech na obran\u011b opravdu rozhodoval o v\u0161em, ale pr\u00e1vn\u011b nezodpov\u00eddal za nic. A to v\u00ed p\u0159esn\u011b i Andrej Babi\u0161, proto\u017ee v jin\u00e9 parlamentn\u00ed rozprav\u011b \u0159ekl tohle. Tady je jak\u00fd probl\u00e9m? No tady je probl\u00e9m, \u017ee jeden\u00e1ct\u00e9 p\u0159ik\u00e1z\u00e1n\u00ed Kalouska z n\u00ed neprok\u00e1\u017ee\u0161. No a prok\u00e1zat nelze ani tento n\u00e1kup svadn\u00fdch pad\u00e1k\u016f, d\u00edky kter\u00fdm opravdu zem\u0159eli t\u0159i lid\u00e9. Tak\u017ee Babi\u0161\u016f slovn\u00ed v\u00fdron by opravdu neobstal ani jako politick\u00e1 satyra. U\u017e se t\u011b\u0161\u00edm na to, jak se mu omluv\u00ed. J\u00e1 to odhaduji, \u017ee \u0159ekne. Omluv\u00e1m se Kalouskovi za to, \u017ee jsem o n\u011bm \u0159ekl, \u017ee zabil lidi p\u0159es spad\u00e1ky. Nezabil. Bohu\u017eel. Komer\u010dn\u00ed banka p\u0159i\u0161la z bezpe\u010dn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed verzi internetov\u00e9ho bankovnictv\u00ed, jen\u017ee kdo tuto aplikaci chce, mus\u00ed si po\u0159\u00eddit nov\u00fd mobil, kter\u00fd nem\u00e1 syst\u00e9m Android. Klienti nad\u00e1vaj\u00ed. No i to je dobr\u00fd zp\u016fsob a to je chytr\u00fd zp\u016fsob, jak p\u0159inutit lidi, aby si koupili nov\u00fd mobil. To je p\u0159esn\u011b podle \u0160imkov\u00fd pov\u00eddky, nechci slevu zadarmo. M\u0148a\u010dko, kdy jsi napsal rom\u00e1n, jak chutn\u00e1 moc? J\u00e1 si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee my brzy budeme ps\u00e1t nov\u00fd rom\u00e1n, jak chutn\u00e1 bezmoc. Premier Fiala tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee m\u00e1 pl\u00e1n, jak nakopnout \u010cesko. No podle m\u011b Fiala nem\u00e1 pl\u00e1n ani jak nakopnout Bla\u0161ka nebo V\u00e1lka. J\u00e1 si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee \u010cesk\u00e1 republika by se m\u011bla jmenovat republika Dn\u011bpr. Obl\u00edva politiku je na dn\u011b a ekonomika v pr\u010dic\u00edch. J\u00e1 jsem aj vymyslela novou vlajku. Na r\u016f\u017eov\u00e9m pozad\u00ed by byla macocha, ps\u00ed, hlava a Fialky, proto\u017ee do kapsy m\u00e1me hlubokost, jsme na sebe jak psi a jenom Fiala to tady vid\u00ed r\u016fzov\u011b. Prezident Pavel podepsal kontroverzn\u00ed novelu, kter\u00e1 umo\u017e\u0148uje zdvojn\u00e1sobit po\u010det p\u0159e\u0161\u0165as\u016f u l\u00e9ka\u0159\u016f a z\u00e1chran\u00e1\u0159\u016f, ov\u0161em dobrovoln\u011b. Zdvojn\u00e1sobit p\u0159ed\u010dasy te\u010f u\u017e, pros\u00edm v\u00e1s, ji\u017e te\u010f v \u010cek\u00e1rn\u00e1ch u l\u00e9ka\u0159\u016f to vypad\u00e1 jak na protivl\u00e1dn\u00ed demonstraci u Reichla. Na ortopedii tam minule vysely pacienti snad oberl\u00ed ze stropu. J\u00e1 jsem byla u o\u010da\u0159ky, ta u\u017e byla v p\u00e1tek tak zblbla z t\u011bch pacient\u016f, \u017ee p\u0159edepsala p\u011bt dioptr\u00ed pacientovi na sklen\u011bn\u00e9 oko. J\u00e1 ch\u00e1pu, jako prezident Pavel, tak ten je v klidu. Tomu opravdu jemu ani jeho rodin\u011b nehroz\u00ed to, \u017ee by ho n\u011bkdy o\u0161et\u0159oval nebo operoval doktor v posledn\u00ed hodin\u011b dobrovoln\u011b prodlou\u017een\u00e9ho p\u0159e\u0161\u0165asu. \u010cesk\u00e1 po\u0161ta nakoupila p\u0159es v\u00fdb\u011brov\u00e9 \u0159\u00edzen\u00ed 100 elektrokol za 80 milion\u016f, jedno za 79 tis\u00edc, i kdy\u017e na internetu to sam\u00e9 elektrokolo lze koupit za stejn\u00fdch podm\u00ednek s dvoulet\u00fdm servisem za polovinu. Tak to snad nebylo v\u00fdb\u011brov\u00e9 \u0159\u00edzen\u00ed, ale v\u00fdb\u011brov\u00e9 \u0161\u00edzen\u00ed, \u017ee jo. Krom\u011b toho, kola maj\u00ed nosnost pouh\u00fdch 120 kilo, tak\u017ee je mohou pou\u017e\u00edvat doru\u010dovatele s v\u00e1hou kolem 60 kilo. No te\u010f ch\u00e1pu, pro\u010d na\u0161e takov\u00e1 kypr\u00e1 doru\u010dovatelka chod\u00ed p\u011b\u0161ky nebo v\u016fbec, jo, rozsedla by kolo. A po m\u011bs\u00edci je\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed s n\u00edm po asfalt\u011b vypadaj\u00ed dost zoufal\u00e9. P\u0159edra\u017eenou zak\u00e1zku vy\u0161et\u0159uje policie, \u017ee by dal\u0161\u00ed dozimetr v rezortu ministra Raku\u0161ana, te\u010f by se to pro zm\u011bnu mohlo jmenovat kolometr. Mo\u017en\u00e1 kola byla proto tak drah\u00e1, proto\u017ee se na n\u00ed v reklam\u011b vozil Jagr, to v\u017edycky tu cenu tro\u0161ku zv\u00fd\u0161\u00ed, jo. Te\u010f ch\u00e1pu od prvn\u00edho osm\u00ed, \u017ee za oby\u010dejn\u00fd pohled nebo dopis zaplat\u00edte 27 koruna za doporu\u010den\u00fd dopis 72. Zplat\u00edme i kolometr. J\u00e1 mysl\u00edm, \u017ee zkratka \u010cesk\u00e1 po\u0161ta by se m\u011bla p\u0159ekl\u00e1dat \u010cesk\u00e1 protunelovan\u00e1. Mlad\u00e9ho Brita p\u0159ist\u00fdl Steward, jak si po\u010das letu na Ibizu to rozd\u00e1va na toalete se stejnou mladou d\u00edvkou, kterou poznal v letadle. Byl pr\u00fd to narozeninov\u00fd d\u00e1rek. Stewarda zaujalo vzdych\u00e1n\u00ed, otev\u0159el dve\u0159e a cel\u00e9 letadlo vid\u011blo to, co vid\u011blo. Oni se nezamkli. Je to v\u016fbec norm\u00e1ln\u00ed, jako v letadle na toalete se nezamknou, kdy tam v\u017edycky stoj\u00ed fronta. V\u00edte, co nezlobte se, ale mn\u011b to p\u0159ipad\u00e1, \u017ee to bylo fakt nahran\u00fd, proto\u017ee tohle tohle snad se ani nemohlo st\u00e1t. A zejm\u00e9na m\u011b to napadlo, kdy\u017e jsem vid\u011bla dal\u0161\u00ed video, kter\u00e9 tam bylo, a sice, co se d\u011blo a jak p\u0159iv\u00edtala cel\u00e9 letadlo ty dva kr\u00e1l\u00edky, kdy\u017e dodupali v tom nat\u00e9 toalete, jak je p\u0159iv\u00edtali, kdy\u017e vylezli. No a zrodil se nov\u00fd druh VIP. VIP to je Very Important Person. J\u00e1 si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee te\u010f se zrodil nov\u00fd druh VPP. Very Potent People. J\u00edzdenky a letenky se budou pro tyto lidi prod\u00e1vat rovnou na toaletu. Tak se m\u011bjte a z\u00edtra u po\u0159adu polijte si preference zase. 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