{"id":10744,"date":"2023-09-22T18:21:49","date_gmt":"2023-09-22T16:21:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/?post_type=video&#038;p=10744"},"modified":"2023-09-25T11:39:04","modified_gmt":"2023-09-25T09:39:04","slug":"polibte-si-preference","status":"publish","type":"video","link":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/video\/polibte-si-preference\/","title":{"rendered":"Polibte si preference 22. 9. 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mark\u00e9ta Pekarov\u00e1 Adamov\u00e1 se pochlubila, \u017ee p\u0159ebyte\u010dn\u00e9 chleb\u00ed\u010dky a sal\u00e1ty, kter\u00e9 se v poslaneck\u00e9 sn\u011bmovn\u011b nespot\u0159ebuj\u00ed, se u\u017e nevyhazuj\u00ed, ale rozd\u00e1vaj\u00ed se ka\u017ed\u00fd p\u00e1tek d\u016fchodc\u016fm, m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u011b za 33 tis\u00edc korun&#8230; Co na to Zuzana Bub\u00edlkov\u00e1?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":10767,"template":"","categories":[183,173],"porad":[235],"region":[],"kategorie":[],"class_list":["post-10744","video","type-video","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ostatni","category-ze-spolecnosti","porad-polibte-si-preference"],"acf":[],"meta_box":{"nbla_idec":"A2302805","nbla_title":"Polibte si preference","nbla_subtitle":"","nbla_summary":"Aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed ud\u00e1losti glosovan\u00e9 neskute\u010dnou Zuzanou Bub\u00edlkovou. Bez cenzury, s nads\u00e1zkou a typick\u00fdm, n\u011bkdy i nekorektn\u00edm vlastn\u00edm humorem.","nbla_description":"","nbla_transcription":"I dnes je tady satirick\u00fd po\u0159\u00e1d polipte si preference, kter\u00fd satirick\u00fd glos ve uplynu led\u011bn\u00ed. Mark\u00e9ta Pekarov\u00e1 Adamov\u00e1 se pochlubila, \u017ee p\u0159ebyte\u010dn\u00e9 chlebi\u010dky a sal\u00e1ty, kter\u00e9 se v poslaneck\u00e9 sn\u011bmovn\u011b neskonzumuj\u00ed, se u\u017e nevyhazuj\u00ed, ale rozd\u00e1vaj\u00ed se ka\u017ed\u00fd p\u00e1tek d\u016fchodc\u016fm m\u011bsi\u010dn\u011b za 33 tis\u00edc korun. To je skv\u011ble, tak\u017ee nap\u0159ed poslanci sn\u00ed\u017e\u00ed valorizaci d\u016fchodu, jo a pak d\u016fchodc\u016fm rozd\u00e1vaj\u00ed chlebi\u010dky, kter\u00e9 zbyly v poslaneck\u00e9 sn\u011bmovn\u011b. V\u00edte, jak se d\u011bl\u00ed na\u0161e politick\u00e1 sc\u00e9na na koblih\u00e1\u0159e a chlebi\u010dk\u00e1\u0159e. J\u00e1 teda nev\u00edm, ale moje logika \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, kdy\u017e teda ka\u017ed\u00fd m\u011bs\u00edc p\u0159eb\u00fdv\u00e1 ve sn\u011bmovn\u011b chlebi\u010dku a sal\u00e1tu za 33 tis\u00edc, nebylo by lep\u0161\u00ed objedn\u00e1vat jich m\u00e9n\u011b. N\u011bmeck\u00fd kancle\u0159 Olaf Scholz spadl p\u0159i b\u011bhu a poranil si obli\u010dej. No, tak bu\u010f neum\u00ed b\u011bhat, anebo neum\u00ed padat, anebo jako j\u00e1 je kr\u00e1tkozraky a nedovid\u00ed na zem. To se mn\u011b stalo v Loni. J\u00e1 jsem v\u00e1m zakopla p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhu o takov\u00fd pa\u0159ez v lese, jo, a \u00fapln\u011b jsem si zni\u010dila palec na noze, za\u010dal mi hynisat, jo, j\u00e1 jsem se ocitla u takov\u00e9ho star\u00e9ho chirurga, je\u0161t\u011b star\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e j\u00e1, jo. Pak se uk\u00e1zalo, \u017ee to je spolu\u017e\u00e1k na\u0161eho prim\u00e1tora Prahy, ginekologa, docenta Bohuslava Svobody, jo. To je taky dobr\u00fd, co? Ginekolog v \u010cele Prahy. To je takov\u00fd i sm\u011br, kam n\u00e1s se zaves. No nic, to je jenom tak mimo to, m\u011b tak napadlo, jo. A je tento star\u00fd chirurg se tak d\u00edv\u00e1 na ten m\u016fj hynisav\u00fd palec a pov\u00edd\u00e1, no, p\u011bkn\u00fd, vy ho m\u00e1te i vybo\u010den\u00fd. J\u00e1 \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, no, j\u00e1 si to chci nechat v lednu odoperovat. On se pod\u00edval na datu m\u00e9ho narozen\u00ed a zkonstatoval, to se v\u00e1m u\u017e nevyplat\u00ed. Na internetu koluj\u00ed ve velk\u00e9m n\u00e1vrhy liber\u00e1ln\u00edch aktivist\u016f, \u017ee by se m\u011blo omezit volebn\u00ed pr\u00e1vo senior\u016fm. Jsou zmanipulovateln\u00ed, chod\u00ed pravideln\u011b k volb\u00e1m a vol\u00ed nespr\u00e1vn\u00e9 strany, kter\u00e9 mlad\u00fdm nevyhovuj\u00ed. To je skv\u011bl\u00fd n\u00e1pad, kdy\u017e neum\u00ed na\u0161e pravicov\u00e1 koalice porazit babi\u0161e jinak, tak mu vezmou voli\u010de. No, ale voli\u010dsk\u00e9 pr\u00e1vo nechaj\u00ed tam tomu inteligentovi, kter\u00fd napsal na ceduly Fr\u00eddek m\u00fdstek s tvrd\u00fdmi, jo, ale to se prom\u00edj\u00ed, proto\u017ee to nebyl star\u00fd seniln\u00ed d\u011bdek, ale mlad\u00fd blbe\u010dek. No a kdyby \u0159ekl, \u017ee bude volit pravideln\u011b pravicovou koalici, tak to mo\u017en\u00e1 dot\u00e1hne i na poradce ministra \u0161kolstv\u00ed, co se t\u00fd\u010de pravopisu. Na Slovensku m\u00e1 nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed \u0161anci v p\u0159ed\u010dasn\u00fdch volb\u00e1ch vyhr\u00e1t op\u011bt Robert Fico, kter\u00fd p\u0159ed p\u00e1r lety kv\u016fli pror\u016fst\u00e1n\u00ed mafie do politiky musel pod tlakem rezignovat. Te\u010f se z nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed pravd\u011bpodobnosti vr\u00e1t\u00ed jako v\u00edt\u011bz. No, vid\u00edte, pravdu m\u00e1 moje teti\u010dka ze Slovenska, kter\u00e1 to okomentovala slovy. P\u0159ed\u010dasn\u00e9 volby na Slovensku ni\u010d nevy\u0159e\u0161\u00ed, a ve\u010f u\u017e 20 rokov vol\u00edme st\u00e1le ty jist\u00e9 ksichty, tak\u017ee volby jsou u n\u00e1s zatia\u013e iba v\u00edt\u011bzstvom \u010derstvej blbosti nad unavenou. No, no, v \u010cech\u00e1ch je to podobn\u00e9. J\u00e1 to \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m trochu jinak. Volby jsou u n\u00e1s st\u0159\u00edd\u00e1n\u00edm neschopn\u00fd s neschopn\u00fdmi, na jej\u00ed\u017e neschopnost se u\u017e zapomn\u011blo. Ml\u00e1di cht\u011bj\u00ed prosadit na Olimpi\u00e1du jako sout\u011b\u017en\u00ed disciplinu hran\u00ed videoher, proto\u017ee jsou hodn\u011b sledovan\u00e9. No, hodn\u011b sledovan\u00e9 je i porno. Nem\u011blo by se za\u0159adit na Olimpi\u00e1du jako sout\u011b\u017en\u00ed disciplina. J\u00e1 v\u00e1m \u0159eknu, \u017ee kdyby mezi sebou sout\u011b\u017eili nejenom n\u00e1rody, ale i t\u011bch 75 nov\u00fdch pohlav\u00ed, tak to by si televizi kupovali i k\u0159ov\u00e1ci v Ji\u017en\u00ed Africe. Simona Krajnova rozv\u00ed\u0159ila ve\u0159ejn\u00e9 m\u00edn\u011bn\u00ed, spustila si platformu Only Fans, na kter\u00e9 ukazuje za poplatek z\u00e1jemc\u016fm svoje nah\u00e9 fotky. Mnozi ji obdivuj\u00ed, mnozi kritizuj\u00ed, \u017ee to nen\u00ed mor\u00e1ln\u00ed, tak mor\u00e1ln\u00ed to mo\u017en\u00e1 nen\u00ed, ale zase na druh\u00e9 stran\u011b to vyn\u00e1\u0161\u00ed, \u017ee jo, no a j\u00e1 to \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m jinak. Pod\u00edvejte se, ka\u017ed\u00e1 z n\u00e1s se \u017eiv\u00ed tak, v \u010dem se c\u00edt\u00ed nejl\u00edp, jo. Simona Krajnova ukazuje t\u011blo, j\u00e1 d\u011bl\u00e1m satiru, p\u0159edstavte si, kdybychom si to my dv\u011b prohodili, no, tak to by neplatili fanou\u0161ci n\u00e1m, ale my bychom platili fanou\u0161k\u016fm. Tak se m\u011bjte a v pond\u011bl\u00ed zase u po\u0159adu polipte si preference. Ahoj.","nbla_serie":"4187","nbla_season":"2023","nbla_episode":"5","nbla_duration":"303.28","nbla_genre":"3.1.3","nbla_editorial_format":"2.1.5","nbla_mtime":"1695398845","nbla_url":"https:\/\/origin.a11.cz\/vod\/bh8zm6f4x05q742m32669qx40.mp4","nbla_version":"1695398831","nbla_odvysilano":"Ano","bunny_id":"c16a4d46-6fc1-4ba5-bafc-bc074d5f7cdd","youtube_id":"","datum_vydani":"20230922","stopaz":"303.28","dokument":[],"video_to":[]},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/video\/10744","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/video"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/types\/video"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/media\/10767"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10744"},{"taxonomy":"porad","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/porad?post=10744"},{"taxonomy":"region","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/region?post=10744"},{"taxonomy":"kategorie","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/api\/wp\/v2\/kategorie?post=10744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}