{"id":10658,"date":"2023-09-21T10:40:17","date_gmt":"2023-09-21T08:40:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/?post_type=video&#038;p=10658"},"modified":"2023-09-22T19:19:36","modified_gmt":"2023-09-22T17:19:36","slug":"polibte-nam-preference-5","status":"publish","type":"video","link":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/video\/polibte-nam-preference-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Polibte si preference 21. 9. 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dnes za\u010dneme ak\u010dn\u00edm p\u0159edvolebn\u00edm v\u00fdstupem na Slovensku, kter\u00fd pobavil celou Evropu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":10754,"template":"","categories":[183,173],"porad":[235],"region":[],"kategorie":[],"class_list":["post-10658","video","type-video","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ostatni","category-ze-spolecnosti","porad-polibte-si-preference"],"acf":[],"meta_box":{"nbla_idec":"A2302804","nbla_title":"Polibte n\u00e1m preference","nbla_subtitle":"","nbla_summary":"Aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed ud\u00e1losti glosovan\u00e9 neskute\u010dnou Zuzanou Bub\u00edlkovou. Bez cenzury, s nads\u00e1zkou a typick\u00fdm, n\u011bkdy i nekorektn\u00edm vlastn\u00edm humorem.","nbla_description":"","nbla_transcription":"Dobr\u00fd ve\u010der, je tady dal\u0161\u00ed satirick\u00fd po\u0159\u00e1d s n\u00e1zvem Polipte si preference. Za\u010dneme ak\u010dn\u00edm p\u0159edvolebn\u00edm v\u00fdstupem na Slovensku, kter\u00fd pobavil celou Evropu. B\u00fdval\u00fd premi\u00e9r Matovi\u010d p\u0159ijel na sv\u00e9m aut\u011b s mikrofonem na venkovn\u00ed tiskovku Smeru Roberta Fica a za\u010dal vyk\u0159ikovat v\u00fdplody sv\u00e9 politick\u00e9 inteligence typu Hajzli \u0161pinav\u00ed, zni\u010dili jste Slovensko. No a od b\u00fdval\u00e9ho ministra vnitra Kalin\u00e1ka ze Smeru dostal nakl\u00e1da\u010dku. Zni\u010dili jste Slovensko! \u0160pinav\u00ed \u010da\u0161ov! No vid\u00edte, kone\u010dn\u011b se slovensk\u00e1 hymna za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 podobat reality, nad Tatrou se bl\u00edzka. Romy divobyj\u016f a do n\u011bkter\u00fdch jedince u\u017e aj ud\u011brilo, hej, jak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 moje teti\u010dka ze Slovenska. A kdy\u017e je pravda, \u017ee kojen\u00e9 d\u011bti jsou inteligentn\u011bj\u0161ie, potom to vyzer\u00e1, \u017ee do slovensk\u00fd politiky vstupuj\u00ed jedinci, kter\u00fdch pred\u010das neodstavili. M\u011b se \u010dasto ptaj\u00ed lidi, jestli je dobr\u00e9, \u017ee jsme se rozd\u011blili. J\u00e1 si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee je to velmi dob\u0159e, proto\u017ee aj \u010do se t\u00fdk\u00e1 idiot\u016f, rozd\u011blili jsme si jich zpravodlivo. Pani Dite z P\u0159\u00edbramy, kter\u00e1 cht\u011bla na rece penicil\u00edn, l\u00e9k\u00e1rnice odpov\u011bd\u011bla, zavolejte v\u00e1lkovi. M\u011b u toho napadl jeden fork, kter\u00fd jsme kdysi, je\u0161t\u011b v 90. letech za ministra Fischera vymysleli ze \u0160\u00edmkem. Jdou dv\u011b prostitutky a proti n\u00edm jde ministr, ta jedna ho velice \u00factiv\u011b pozdrav\u00ed, ta druh\u00e1 \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, pros\u00edm t\u011b, kdo to byl, \u017ee si ho tak zdravila a \u0159\u00edkala, to byl velice d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk. To je majitel nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edho bordelu v \u010cech\u00e1ch. Velk\u00e1 \u010d\u00e1st Prahy bere vodu z \u00fapravny vody \u017delivka, kde odstavili do konce listopadu \u010d\u00e1st technologie, tak\u017ee voda sice nen\u00ed z\u00e1vadn\u00e1, ale zap\u00e1ch\u00e1 jako z akv\u00e1ria. Na st\u00ed\u017enosti ob\u010dan\u016f \u0159editel vod\u00e1re na kanalizac\u00ed Beroun Ji\u0159\u00ed Paul odpov\u011bd\u011bl, nechte vodu vychladit, p\u0159idejte do n\u00ed p\u00e1r pl\u00e1tk\u016f citronu a zapach neuc\u00edt\u00edte. No nen\u00ed na dobrou radu, chcete levn\u00e9 potraviny, je\u010fte si pro n\u011b do Polska. Chcete antibiotika? V Australii je dostatek. Chcete j\u00edt na nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00ed po\u0161tu bez fronty? Je\u010fte do Rakouska. A tak bychom mohli pokra\u010dovat, chcete levnou elektroniku, je\u010fte z Pekarovou do Ji\u017en\u00ed Koreji. No nem\u00e1te pen\u00edze na novou silnici? Posypte tu starou Viagrou, postav\u00ed se sama. Severokorejsk\u00fd v\u016fdce Kim p\u0159ijel za Putinem, kter\u00e9mu by mohl dodat zbran\u011b pro v\u00e1lku na Ukrajin\u011b. No tak Severn\u00ed Korea je nejozbrojen\u011bj\u0161\u00ed zemi sv\u011bta, ov\u0161em m\u00e1 to jeden h\u00e1\u010dek. V\u00edte, jak\u00fd je rozd\u00edl mezi severokorejsk\u00fdmi zbran\u011bmi a Putinem? Putin je mlad\u0161\u00ed. Joe Biden nav\u0161t\u00edvil V\u011btnam a na tiskovce za\u010dal bl\u00e1bolit o Indi\u00e1nech. Tiskov\u00e1 mluv\u010d\u00ed mu vypla mikrofon. V\u00edte, co je na tom zaj\u00edmav\u00e9, \u017ee v tom sam\u00e9m \u010dase vypla pekarov\u00e1 mikrofon na\u0161emu Andreji Babi\u0161ovi ve sn\u011bmovn\u011b. J\u00e1 nev\u00edm, holky snad od sebe opisovali, ale Bidenovi se fakt posledn\u00ed dob\u011b da\u0159\u00ed. Tak nap\u0159\u00edklad v Koniktekat\u011b zakon\u010dil sv\u016fj projev o pot\u0159eb\u011b sn\u00ed\u017eit po\u010det zbran\u00ed mezi obyvatelstvem v\u011btou B\u016fh ochra\u0148uj kr\u00e1lovnu. Doposud nikdo nev\u00ed, pro\u010d. J\u00e1 si mysl\u00edm, j\u00e1 si to vysv\u011btluji tak, \u017ee v obecenstvu bylo n\u011bkolik lid\u00ed z klobouky a on si myslel, \u017ee je na poh\u0159bu kr\u00e1lovny Al\u017eb\u011bty, anebo \u017ee je James Bond a zachra\u0148uje anglickou kr\u00e1lovnu. Pak n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t upadl, proto\u017ee zakopli to, co na zemi nebylo a p\u0159i p\u0159ed\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed vyznamen\u00e1n\u00ed veter\u00e1novi pilotovi z ni\u010deho nic ode\u0161el zmaten\u011b z pody a pod\u00edvejte se, jak to vypadalo. Tak mo\u017en\u00e1 pot\u0159eboval nutn\u011b na toaletu, no co se d\u00e1 d\u011blat, roky na to m\u00e1, jo to je\u0161t\u011b mluv\u010d\u00ed omluvila, \u017ee veter\u00e1n m\u011bl ch\u0159\u00edpku, jo tak Biden cht\u011bl minimalizovat rizikovat se nakaz\u00ed, co\u017e je teda opravdu v\u00fdmluva na \u00farovni na\u0161eho n\u011bkdej\u0161\u00edho ministra koncorka, kter\u00fd se rozv\u00e1d\u011bl a zjistilo se, \u017ee zataj\u00ed p\u0159ed man\u017eelkou n\u011bkolik milion\u016f a ona to odpov\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee miliony nezataj\u00ed pouze odklonil, proto\u017ee byly jeho. Ale vr\u00e1t\u00edme se k Bidenovi, te\u010f ve V\u011btnamu mu\u017e mluv\u010d\u00ed definitivn\u011b vypla mikrofondy \u017evatla nesmysly o indiansk\u00e9m zv\u011bdovi a o jak\u00e9msi kmenu, kter\u00fd cht\u011bli d\u00e1t do rezervace. Ale poslechn\u011bte si, jak to \u0159\u00edkal, to nemus\u00edte rozum\u011bt, ale v jak\u00e9 byl kondici. 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