{"id":10545,"date":"2023-09-19T13:20:20","date_gmt":"2023-09-19T11:20:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/?post_type=video&#038;p=10545"},"modified":"2023-09-21T20:41:32","modified_gmt":"2023-09-21T18:41:32","slug":"polibte-nam-preference-2","status":"publish","type":"video","link":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/video\/polibte-nam-preference-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Polibte si preference 19. 9. 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dal\u0161\u00ed satiricky komentovan\u00e9 politick\u00e9 ud\u00e1losti.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":10705,"template":"","categories":[183,173],"porad":[235],"region":[],"kategorie":[],"class_list":["post-10545","video","type-video","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ostatni","category-ze-spolecnosti","porad-polibte-si-preference"],"acf":[],"meta_box":{"nbla_idec":"A2302802","nbla_title":"Polibte n\u00e1m preference","nbla_subtitle":"","nbla_summary":"Aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed ud\u00e1losti glosovan\u00e9 neskute\u010dnou Zuzanou Bub\u00edlkovou. Bez cenzury, s nads\u00e1zkou a typick\u00fdm, n\u011bkdy i nekorektn\u00edm vlastn\u00edm humorem.","nbla_description":"","nbla_transcription":"J\u00e1 v\u00e1s zdrav\u00edm u dal\u0161\u00edho po\u0159adu satiricky komentovan\u00fdch ud\u00e1losti s n\u00e1zvem polipte si preference, tak\u017ee jdeme na to. Vl\u00e1da hled\u00e1 zp\u016fsob, jak zv\u00fd\u0161it sv\u00e9 preference, kter\u00e9 jsou nejni\u017e\u0161\u00ed v historii. J\u00e1 bych m\u011bla jeden takov\u00fd n\u00e1pad, \u017ee by v\u0161ichni minist\u0159i povinn\u011b nosili kolem krku v\u011bnec bustu, aby jej s nimi sympatizovali aspo\u0148 psi, jo. My jsme kdysi sv\u00e9ho \u010dasu je\u0161t\u011b ze \u0160imkem v 90. letech vymysleli takov\u00fd univerz\u00e1ln\u00ed n\u00e1borov\u00fd let\u00e1k pro ka\u017edou politickou stranu. Se\u0161 blb a lhan\u00ed je tv\u00fdm zvykem? Poj\u010f mezi n\u00e1s a sta\u0148 se politikem. A j\u00e1 m\u00e1m pocit, \u017ee politick\u00e9 strany to vzali v\u00e1\u017en\u011b. Do europarlamentu m\u00e1 za Pir\u00e1ty kandidovat i b\u00fdval\u00fd poslanec Ferjen\u010d\u00edk. Ten na sebe upozornil, kdy\u017e p\u0159ed posledn\u00edmi sn\u011bmovn\u00edmi volbami propagoval uz\u00e1kon\u011bn\u00ed polyamorie, tedy sou\u017eit\u00ed lid\u00ed ve v\u00edce vztaz\u00edch na jednou. No tehdy nebodoval, tehdy priho volil akur\u00e1t Felix Slov\u00e1\u010dek, kter\u00fd i bez uz\u00e1kon\u011bn\u00ed polyamorie l\u00edt\u00e1 mezi \u017eensk\u00fdm a takov\u00fdm fofrem, \u017ee mu z toho vlaj\u00ed o\u010di. Ale te\u010f te\u010f by mohl m\u00edt Ferjen\u010d\u00edk v\u00edce \u0161anc\u00ed, proto\u017ee jestli bude op\u011bt propagovat polyamory, tak by ho norm\u00e1ln\u011b mohl volit i ten scen\u00e1rista Kole\u010dko, b\u011bc V\u00e9mola a Agata Hanichov\u00e1 prisl\u00edbila, \u017ee to \u0159ekne v\u0161em otc\u016fm v\u0161ech sv\u00fdch d\u011bt\u00ed, aby ho volili. A rok dovoleb to je\u0161t\u011b mo\u017en\u00e1 n\u011bjak\u00fd p\u0159ibude. Ale te\u010f v\u00e1\u017en\u011b, j\u00e1 jsem sv\u00e9ho \u010dasu \u0159ekla, \u017ee europarlament je odkladi\u0161t\u011b zkrachoval\u00fdch n\u00e1rodn\u00edch politik\u016f je v\u0161ichni politici proti tomu protestovaly. Ale j\u00e1 v\u00e1m \u0159eknu, \u017ee kdy\u017e jsem si vzala te\u010f seznam t\u011bch kandid\u00e1t\u016f, ten mi d\u00e1v\u00e1 za pravdu. Andrej Babi\u0161 ve sv\u00e9m 6 hodinov\u00e9m slovn\u00edm tsunami ve sn\u011bmovn\u011b urazil krom\u011b dal\u0161\u00edch i p\u0159edsedkyni Pekarovou a Damovou. Vypl\u00e1m\u00ed mikrofon, kdo prodej kyn\u011b mobilu, prodej kyn\u011b mobilu, je p\u0159edsedkyn\u011b parlamentu. Tak Pekarov\u00e1 jako studentka si p\u0159ivyd\u011bl\u00e1vala u jednoho mobiln\u00edho oper\u00e1tora, abychy za to opravdu jako nekritizovala, aspo\u0148 p\u0159i\u010d\u00edchla k norm\u00e1ln\u00edmu \u017eivotu. Na rozd\u00edl t\u0159eba od Marka Bendy z ODS, kter\u00fd nepoznal nic jin\u00e9ho, ne\u017e v ml\u00e1d\u00ed dissent a pak hned \u0161el do parlamentu a tam prost\u011b od t\u00e9 doby je, pardon, 2 roky tam nebyl, nedostal se do sn\u011bmovny v letech 2002 a\u017e 2004. A v\u00edte, co d\u011blal? To jsem si norm\u00e1ln\u011b na\u0161la. \u017divil se jako poradce sen\u00e1tn\u00edho klubu ODS a plat bral na ministerstvu informatiky. B\u016fh sud za\u010d. Nejmen\u0161\u00ed byt v Praze m\u00e1 9 metr\u016f \u010dtvere\u010dn\u00edch. No to v\u00e1m \u0159eknu, \u017ee tam, kdyby ve\u0161la Halina Pavlovsk\u00e1, tak by poprsi u\u017e m\u011bla v okn\u011b a zadek je\u0161t\u011b cvikl\u00ed ve dve\u0159\u00edch, jo, no to nebylo zrovna dobr\u00fd p\u0159\u00edklad. \u0158eknu to jinak, tam, kdyby p\u0159i\u0161el majitel s jezev\u010d\u00edkem, tak jezev\u010d\u00edk m\u00e1 \u010dum\u00e1k u\u017e na st\u011bn\u011b a odsasem zamet\u00e1 chodbu. Develope\u0159i ho nab\u00edzej\u00ed za 1,6 milionu korun nebo do n\u00e1jmu za skoro 9 tis\u00edc m\u011bsi\u010dn\u011b. To je co byt, kter\u00fd je men\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e m\u00e1 mo\u0159\u00edk\u00e1 babisov\u00e1 \u0161atnu, tak skoro za 1,5 milionu, co za skoro za 2 miliony korun. Zlat\u00e9 Havlovi kr\u00e1lik\u00e1rny, to v\u00e1m teda \u0159eknu. Ale pozor, te\u010f informace, kter\u00e1 zd\u00e1nliv\u011b s t\u00edm nesouvis\u00ed. V\u011bzensk\u00e9 cely se zv\u011bd\u010d\u00ed podle nov\u00fdch evropsk\u00fdch pravidel mus\u00ed m\u00edt v\u011bze\u0148 6 metr\u016f \u010dtvere\u010dn\u00edch, 2 minim\u00e1ln\u011b 10 metr\u016f \u010dtvere\u010dn\u00edch a samostatn\u00e9 soci\u00e1ln\u00ed za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed. Tak\u017ee, kdyby se do nejmen\u0161\u00edho bytu v Praze, kter\u00fd m\u00e1 9 metr\u016f \u010dtvere\u010dn\u00edch, nast\u011bhovali t\u0159eba 2 senio\u0159i anebo 2 studenti, tak by m\u011bli m\u00ed\u0148 prostoru, ne\u017e maj\u00ed zaru\u010deno v cel\u00e1ch. J\u00e1 v\u00e1m \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, my se je\u0161t\u011b do v\u011bzen\u00ed budeme t\u011b\u0161it, proto\u017ee takovou plochu si v re\u00e1lu nebudeme moci dovolit. A na z\u00e1v\u011br lahudka ze sportu. Z tradi\u010dn\u00edho mexick\u00e9ho maratonu, kter\u00e9ho se z\u00fa\u010dastnilo 30 tis\u00edc b\u011b\u017ec\u016f, organiz\u00e1to\u0159i dodate\u010dn\u011b vylou\u010dili 11 tis\u00edc \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edk\u016f. Uk\u00e1zalo se, \u017ee podv\u00e1d\u011bli, trasu si zkracovali, n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed pou\u017eili na \u010d\u00e1st strat\u011b auto nebo autobus. No to snad ani nebyl maraton, to byl n\u00e1cvik na neleg\u00e1ln\u00ed migraci do USA, jo. A v\u00edte, co m\u011b zaujalo? Ta informace, \u017ee b\u011b\u017eci si hromadnou dopravu trasu urychlili. Zkuste si p\u0159edstavit, co by se stalo, kdyby na pra\u017esk\u00e9m maratonu si cht\u011bli b\u011b\u017eci urychlit trasu n\u011bjak\u00fdm autobusem nebo pozemn\u00ed hromadnou dopravou. No to by dob\u011bli do c\u00edle dv\u011b hodiny po skon\u010den\u00ed maratonu. Ale n\u00e1pad je to v\u00fdborn\u00fd. J\u00e1 si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee te\u010f podle trasy maratonu budou st\u00e1t taksika\u0159i. Tak se m\u011bjte a z\u00edtra u rubriky Polite si preference zase. 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