{"id":10497,"date":"2023-09-18T16:31:13","date_gmt":"2023-09-18T14:31:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/?post_type=video&#038;p=10497"},"modified":"2023-09-21T20:41:21","modified_gmt":"2023-09-21T18:41:21","slug":"polibte-nam-preference","status":"publish","type":"video","link":"https:\/\/tv.a11.cz\/video\/polibte-nam-preference\/","title":{"rendered":"Polibte si preference 18. 9. 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00edt\u00e1me v\u00e1s u \u00fapln\u011b nov\u00e9ho po\u0159adu pln\u00e9ho politick\u00e9 satyry s p\u0159\u00edhodn\u00fdm n\u00e1zvem. Nen\u00ed na co \u010dekat. Jdeme rovnou na v\u011bc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":10704,"template":"","categories":[183,173],"porad":[235],"region":[],"kategorie":[],"class_list":["post-10497","video","type-video","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ostatni","category-ze-spolecnosti","porad-polibte-si-preference"],"acf":[],"meta_box":{"nbla_idec":"A2302801","nbla_title":"Polibte n\u00e1m preference","nbla_subtitle":"","nbla_summary":"Aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed ud\u00e1losti glosovan\u00e9 neskute\u010dnou Zuzanou Bub\u00edlkovou. Bez cenzury, s nads\u00e1zkou a typick\u00fdm, n\u011bkdy i nekorektn\u00edm vlastn\u00edm humorem.","nbla_description":"","nbla_transcription":"V\u00edt\u00e1m v\u00e1s \u00fapln\u011b nov\u00e9ho po\u0159adu politick\u00e9 satyry s p\u0159\u00edhodn\u00fdm n\u00e1zvem polibte si preference. J\u00e1 si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee t\u00edm je \u0159e\u010deno v\u0161echno, tak\u017ee jdeme p\u0159\u00edmo na v\u011bc. Miroslav Kalousek okomentoval shodek st\u00e1tn\u00edho rozpo\u010dtu 252 miliard slovy. Je riskantn\u00ed Alenu Schillerovou naz\u00fdvat dlu\u017eenou, co\u017e je jej\u00ed p\u0159ezd\u00edvka z internetov\u00fdch diskuz\u00ed. Tahle vl\u00e1da n\u00e1s zadlu\u017euje v\u00edc. Jin\u00fdmi slovy, za Schillerov\u00e9 jsme jeli z kopce, ale a\u017e za stanury to za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 dost\u00e1vat rychlozhledeck\u00e9. Mimochodem Kalouska, kter\u00fd kdysi v dob\u011b sv\u00e9 nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed sl\u00e1vy, kdy\u017e byl ministr financ\u00ed a \u0159e\u0161il podobnou ekonomickou krizi, tak mu p\u0159ezd\u00edvali, v\u00edte, jak kradousek, proto\u017ee ten teda okradl \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161echny, to si j\u00e1 vzpom\u00edn\u00e1m, my jsme dost\u00e1vali p\u0159\u00eddavky valorizaci asi 42 korun, jo. Ale mus\u00edm uznat jedno, \u017ee Kalousek opravdu v\u0161echny tlaky na svou osobu ustal i za cenu toho, \u017ee si m\u00e1lem zni\u010dil j\u00e1tra. 70 lety prakticky l\u00e9ka\u0159 Ilja Baudis SPD m\u00e1 v \u010cek\u00e1rn\u011b sv\u00e9 ordinace protivl\u00e1dn\u00ed a protiukrajinskou n\u00e1stenku, kde krom\u011b jin\u00e9ho p\u00ed\u0161e. V\u0161imn\u011bte si pekarov\u00e1 \u010dernochov\u00e1 Lipavsk\u00fd Vondra nemaj\u00ed d\u011bti. P\u0159\u00edroda si chr\u00e1n\u00ed genofont. Omyl, pane Baudi\u0161i, Vondra Vondra m\u00e1 3 d\u011bti, dokonce jedno m\u00e1 neman\u017eelsk\u00e9. \u0158eknu v\u00e1m, s k\u00fdm se sou\u010dasnou europoslankyn\u00ed za ODS v Hradcinovou stou kdysi po revoluci pracoval dohromady v kancel\u00e1\u0159i V\u00e1clava Havla. A tam se teda jako d\u011bli v\u011bci, jo, to j\u00e1 v\u00edm, j\u00e1 jsem to osobn\u011b filmovala, tam se dokonce po chodb\u00e1ch jezdilo na kolob\u011b\u017ece, no a si se Vondrovi kolob\u011b\u017eka n\u011bjak jako pokazila, nasko\u010dil si za v Hradcinovou, no a u\u017e to bylo. No, tak\u017ee, pane Baudi\u0161i, j\u00e1 douf\u00e1m, \u017ee o nemoc\u00edch m\u00e1te lep\u0161\u00ed informace, ne\u017e o panu Vondrovi, proto\u017ee jinak byste mohli n\u011bkoho ze slep\u00fdm st\u0159evem poslat na o\u010dn\u00ed. A j\u00e1 bych mohla skonstatovat, kdyby si p\u0159\u00edroda skute\u010dn\u011b chr\u00e1nila sv\u016fj genofont. V Litov\u011b\u0159ic\u00edch by maj\u00ed m\u011bli mo\u017en\u00e1 o jednoho praktick\u00e9ho l\u00e9ka\u0159e m\u00ed\u0148. Prezident Petr Pavel podepsal d\u016fchodovou reformu o den pozd\u011bji, ne\u017e m\u011bl, \u010d\u00edm\u017e zp\u016fsobil, \u017ee lid\u00e9 mohou o m\u011bs\u00edc d\u00e9le \u017e\u00e1dat o p\u0159ed\u010dasn\u00fd d\u016fchod podle star\u00fdch pravidel, co\u017e hojn\u011b vyu\u017e\u00edvaj\u00ed. No tak z\u0159ejm\u011b pan prezident zjistil, \u017ee takov\u00e9 opojen\u00ed z jeho osoby u\u017e tro\u0161ku pominulo a \u017ee ho lid\u00e9 za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed br\u00e1t jako k\u00fdva\u010de hlavy st\u00e1le m\u00e9n\u011b obl\u00edben\u00e9 vl\u00e1dy, tak cht\u011bl vl\u00e1du tro\u0161ku p\u0159i\u0161krtit, jo, za\u010dali \u0161krtit, pak se toho s\u00e1m lekl, no a ze \u0161krcen\u00ed vl\u00e1dy se vyklubala p\u0159eru\u0161ovan\u00e1 soulo\u017e, politick\u00e1 teda na \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed, jo. J\u00e1 jsem teda tenhle, tenhle jeho \u00fakon fakt jsem nepochopila, ale j\u00e1 si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee svoje p\u0159\u00edznivce po\u0159\u00e1d m\u00e1 nap\u0159\u00edklad mezi motork\u00e1\u0159i a tak\u00e9 Here\u010dka Hlubova ur\u010dit\u011b mu fand\u00ed nad\u00e1le, ale t\u00e1 ho posluzuje jin\u00fdm org\u00e1nem ne\u017e hlavou. Andrej Babi\u0161 si na soci\u00e1ln\u00edch s\u00edt\u00edch post\u011b\u017eoval na p\u0159ipevn\u011bn\u00e1 v\u00fd\u010dka na pet lahv\u00edch. V\u00e1\u017een\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9, napi\u0161te mi, co si mysl\u00edte o t\u011bchto p\u0159ipevn\u011bn\u00fdch v\u00fd\u010dk\u00e1ch. J\u00e1 jsem se u\u017e n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t polil, tak nev\u00edm, jestli je to jedin\u00e9 m\u016fj probl\u00e9m, no ale tohle vymysleli ty koum\u00e1ci Evropsk\u00e9 unii, kter\u00fd n\u00e1m st\u00e1le n\u011bco na\u0159izuj\u00ed. No jo, jenom \u017ee tenhle bruselsk\u00fd nesmysl schv\u00e1lila u n\u00e1s jeho vl\u00e1da v kv\u011btnu 2019, tak\u017ee pane Babi\u0161i pozor, kdy\u017e p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b na n\u011bkoho ost\u0159e vyst\u0159el\u00edte, aby to nakonec nebyl bumerang, proto\u017ee ten se vrac\u00ed, jo. A vy, vy byste pak dopadl jako ten mysl\u00edvec z Lidovky, kter\u00fd m\u00ed\u0159il na Li\u0161ku, trefil Mari\u0161ku, Mari\u0161ka u\u017e le\u017e\u00ed na b\u0159\u00ed\u0161ku. V UNIP aren\u011b v Praze se kon\u00e1 zaj\u00edmav\u00fd sport, takzvan\u00fd bootyslap. Dv\u011b spo\u0159e od\u011bn\u00e9 d\u00edvky se vz\u00e1jemn\u011b pl\u00e1caj\u00ed p\u0159es obna\u017een\u00fd vy\u0161pulen\u00fd zade\u010dek, kter\u00e1 ud\u011bl\u00e1 p\u0159i r\u00e1n\u011b krok dop\u0159edu, m\u00e1 m\u00ednusov\u00e9 body. Kdy\u017e se nehnou ob\u011b, tak vyhr\u00e1v\u00e1 ta, kter\u00e1 te druh\u00e9 nad\u011bl\u00ed na zade\u010dek v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed podlitiny. No to je opravdu sport, j\u00e1 v\u00e1m \u0159eknu. P\u0159edstavte si, \u017ee pir\u00e1tsk\u00e1 poslankyn\u011b Richterov\u00e1 protestuje proti poml\u00e1sce, proti n\u00e1sil\u00ed mu\u017e\u016f p\u00e1chan\u00e9m na \u017een\u00e1ch. Co teprve by ud\u011blala tady s t\u00edmhle, to jsem fakt zv\u011bdav\u00e1, jo. No bootyslap, bootyslap, podle m\u011b je takov\u00fd sport pro blbky, kter\u00e9 se cht\u011bj\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem prosadit a nemaj\u00ed jak, no tak vy\u0161pul\u00ed holou, jo. A je teda, \u017ee se na druh\u00fd stran\u011b, kdyby se takhle pohle ml\u00e1tili ministrin\u011b obrany \u010cernochov\u00e1 s ex-ministrin\u00ed \u0160ilerovou, jo, tak to by m\u011blo vysokou sledovanost. A \u0159eknu, \u017ee to by u televize fandili i p\u00e1vy a na ministerstvu obrany by v pozoru Starr-Kla\u0161nikov, jo. A kdyby je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edt\u011bzka vyzvala na souboj Pekarovou, tak u toho by snad neusnul ani Schwarzenberg. Tak se m\u011bjte a z\u00edtra u nov\u00e9 rubriky anebo u nov\u00e9ho po\u0159adu. 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